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  • Cougar’s English Fictionary
  • Cougar
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    Countryside: the act of killing Piers Morgan.

    Insolent: Where you end up if you jump off the Isle of Wight ferry.

    Irish: Mildly annoyed.

    Backwards: A place to recover from osteopathic surgery.

    Transparent: When your dad becomes your mum.

    Listlessness: The feeling of panic induced when you can’t remember what you needed to buy at the Supermarket.

    perchypanther
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    Crepuscular – Bodybuilder’s training shoes.

    40mpg
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    Analysis – not sitting comfortably

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    40mpg
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    Support – somewhere to dock your paddleboard

    perchypanther
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    Singletrack – somewhere to hang your vests

    Cougar
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    Analysis – not sitting comfortably

    Or why your female sibling is popular with the boys.

    Cougar
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    Twerk: Where a Yorkshireman goes for eight hours a day.

    perchypanther
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    Or why your female sibling is popular with the boys.

    Isn’t your sister named Teresa because your Mum really likes Easter?

    Cougar
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    Cougar
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    Nazi Gold: Retro radio station playing all the classics from 1940s Germany.

    Cougar
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    Horlicks: Something you generally have to pay extra for.

    Hormone: What happens when you don’t.

    thisisnotaspoon
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    Isn’t your sister named Teresa because your Mum really likes Easter?

    For the sheltered and innocent among us?

    Cougar
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    Mashed: Where I keep ma tools.

    Cougar
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    For the sheltered and innocent among us?

    My real name is Alan.

    notlocal
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    Biomorph: A the story of Tony Hart

    Cougar
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    Xenomorph: A Plasticine warrior princess.

    Cougar
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    Ilk: A poorly moose.

    Cougar
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    Polyamoury: Viagra for parrots.

    Polyfilla: Bird seed.

    Cougar
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    Cooperative: Of or pertaining to barrel-makers.

    notlocal
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    Hailstones: Rough diamonds in Glasgow, prior to cutting and polishing.

    tthew
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    ee by gum. Yorkshire addicts preferred method of injecting club drugs.

    Cougar
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    Diagnostic: One who remains unconvinced of the existence of two gods.

    Cougar
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    Perfect: Noise made by a post-coital cat.

    notlocal
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    Tap:Yorkshire phone software.

    thepurist
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    Reliable – guilty again

    notlocal
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    Nasal:In relation to space exploration.

    tthew
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    Reliable – guilty again

    👏👏👏👏👏

    notlocal
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    Herecy:A guide to beachcombing.

    notlocal
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    Please: payment made for entry to public toilets.

    notlocal
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    Dermal: Where German shoppers go.
    Sub-arachnoid:a navy spider.

    notlocal
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    Canopy : long lasting food supply for a post apocalypse Binners

    funkmasterp
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    viable – six times more able than being able.

    Treaties – unhealthy sweet snacks

    sanername
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    Bifurcate: a woman who would, for the Duchess of Cambridge.

    stever
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    Testiculate: waving your arms in the air, talking bollocks

    Harry_the_Spider
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    Herbicide – Scrapping a Volkswagen

    Harry_the_Spider
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    Punctuation – Decommissioning Johnny Rotten

    thepurist
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    Propensity – large town full of high quality writing instruments

    matt_outandabout
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    Retire – change a puncture.

    ElShalimo
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    Diagnostic: someone who really doesn’t care about the Daily Fail’s obsession with Harry & Wills Mum

    Remember: the act of reversing a sex change woman back to a bloke

    thepurist
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    Polkadot – Amazon’s less successful smart speaker that had a penchant for playing Central European folk music

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