Tango: An express sunbed salon.

Herbicide – Scrapping a Volkswagen

Oh, very good.

Mozzarella : Fairytale in which a handsome young man turns into an evil old monster.

Dandelion; smartest big cat on the Savannah

Khaki: for use starting your car.

Incandescent: when a spider lowers itself into your can of beer

Nugatory – plot to assassinate Boris Johnson from orbit.

Its the only way to be sure.

Coincide – The act of giving money to an unworthy cause or window salesman. To commit coincide.

Silicide – to kill a clown

Diagnostic: Welsh non believer.

Herbicide. The woman next to me

Shimano – when you just realise you have got the right diameter seat post after all.

Window- first prize in par-bake off

Helmet – introduction to the devil.

Mendicant – Govan repair man

Diversion – A Welshman’s take on what happened

Mozzarella : Fairytale in which a handsome young man turns into an evil old monster.

The lead singer of the Smiths?

Beer can – a Jamaican’s favourite sandwich filling.

Fabricant – a cloth vagina

Shambolic – fake testicle

Shampoo-fake poo.
Gription- grip/traction.

What a brilliant idea for a thread; more like this please.

Or as a Yorkshireman would say, postmortem.

Liqueurs? Lick your own

Twerking – using Twitter at work

Politics – Numerous blood sucking parasites.

Don’t think I’ve quite got the hang of this…

E-business – Commerce in Yorkshire.

What a brilliant idea for a thread; more like this please.

Or as a Yorkshireman would say, postmortem.

👏👏👏👏

Clearly a quiet day at the office, Cougar has waaaaay too much free time on his hands!😁

Convex – an angry prisoner.

Implicit. Well, there’s no law against being small.

Karabiner. When people treat your car like a trash-can.

(In Jamaican) Karabiner. “Dude, where’s my car?”

Crumpet : A small fragment of French bread.

Towel : Bird of prey native to Bradford.

MTB: Hollow insect

On Ilkla Moor Baht ‘at – I’m in Yorkshire next to a pile of rubbish

Assorted. Injured teddy.
Miscellaneous. A rocket shot up your bottom.

Cargo. A hit-and-run.

Miasma. “Have you seen my inhaler?”

Contretemps. A prisoner makes good their escape bid by going ‘out on a limb’.

Paradigm. A fear of tenths.

Parlez. A hole in one!

Hereditary. A particularly crude punishment, reserved solely for the females of the tribe.

Many: of, or pertaining to men

Wind: to have won in the past

Gelatinous: female platypus

Brewery. Electric assist beer maker.

Behave – where posh, well spoken, bees live.

Infanticide. Baby on board.

Pungent. A witty bloke.

Crocodile – a receptacle full of phones.

Ragamuffin – A musical Jamaican mule