Coke & Hookers

How much are they?

I see the phrase battered around all the time and I’ve not even the foggiest what the going rate for either is.

Sigh, i’m so bored!

This time of year there’s always deals on Coke, often 12 can for around £3.

You can get good deals with Lego I hear

£40k per month for this guy

Pretty cheap on Seven Sisters Road, N15, 7am on a Sunday morning… apparently…. although if quality is a consideration you may wish to look elsewhere.

In all fairness, it’s like asking how much is a bike.

Do you want a bso or an enduro shred sled?

Cheap street coke around £60/gram round here. Recent samples have been analysed and shown to be cut with levamisol which is worse than putting coke up your hooter. Going to be lots of ill people if they are snorting that stuff.

Just googled levamisol, would not want that stuff near me (unless I had the cancer).

On the hooker front, we’ll go someone with a full limb contingent and no ones gran. Hmmm, perhaps I should set my sights higher.

In my early twenties I was sat in a beer garden having a drink with a friend who was reading the local paper.
Halfway through his first pint he broke off conversation to ring his dad to borrow £50.
“Thanks dad, I will be around in twenty minutes” he said as he gathered his belongings and headed for his car.

Where are you going I shouted to him, to which he replied there was a brothel in the paper offering a “two for one” deal.

Even recessions have a silver lining.

Chip – did you have a good time? 😉

It’s call girls, it’s when they’re dead they’re hookers.

Chip – did you have a good time?

It was not me, honest.

It was a friend who before he met his wife had a widely known penchant for ladies who charge.

Health and safety at its best.
These young ladies live somewhere where street ladies have to wear hi vis by law, forget where.

Is this the bait you need to catch a hooker?

An ounce of good coke is around 1200 a decent escort about the same. It’s an expensive business.

I’m reliably informed that it’s £40 for 20 mins in the less salubrious parts of Cardiff. The same chap also tried his luck going in the tradesmans, only for her to look round and say, very matter of factly, ‘That’ll be an extra £25 love.’

At the other end of the spectrum, a mate worked as a receptionist in a posh brothel in New Zealand (where it is legal) and she was offered $1000 (£500ish) for ‘an hour’. She says she considered it, but politely declined.

Surely the ultimate is midget hookers with silver trays of toot balanced on their heads?

Surely the ultimate is midget hookers with silver trays of toot balanced on their heads?

In your world maybe sunshine,
But in mine they would be tall and leggy with the coke on their breasts.

Not sure how much £€$ they are but a boy from work always partakes when he’s in Amsterdam, he went with the Mrs last year, got her so stoned she couldn’t move then went out and shagged one. He said it would have been a waste to go all that way and not have a go… Each to their own!

…around 1200 a decent escort about the same.

You’re having a laugh! £1200 would have to be way higher than “decent”!

Decent escort or new frame? Wonder which would be the best ride for your money?

Decent escort or new frame? Wonder which would be the best ride for your money?

If you can find an XR3i in decent condition, probably that.

Mate went to Germany on a trade show thing. He does metal fabricated roofing, his own company. Spent a load of money with a tool manufacturer, so they paid for him to go to the show. Asked the guys there about a ‘place for hiring ladies’. Ended up in a taxi heading to a suburban bungalow style house. Big long bar , chose the chick for the night. Paid by credit card !!. When he got home, his accountant put it in as ‘entertaining’ 😯

According to a good Polish friend of mine, in Krakow it’s around £25 an hour for a woman. No idea about drug prices though.

I was once offered a shiner for a fiver in Paddington at 8 am as the lady needed to”get some fags”.

My dad pulled in to a supermarket carpark in hanwell.
When a woman knocked on his window and on opening said with an Eastern European accent would he like to put his hand in her knickers for a pound a minute.

He politely declined.

In Berlin you can have the whole package for under 100€*… The ratio may not make much impact of the enventfulness of the evening.

*both have been offered to me in the past, sometimes both on the same night.

Assuming you have your hotel paid then it’s relatively Chao for an evenings entertainment.

Surely the ultimate is midget hookers with silver trays of toot balanced on their heads?

So you’ve been to an 80’s Queen after party while Freddie was still in his pomp?

Coke, depends on quality. £40 for meh £65 for good stuff.
Hookers, depends on what boxes you tick. NSFW WARNING adultwork.com NSFW WARNING

I would like to point out I have never partaken in either, but I have a very broad range of friends

There was me thinking this would be a thread about fizzy beverages and rugby players.

How wrong could i have been!

😯

Mate went to Germany on a trade show thing. He does metal fabricated roofing, his own company. Spent a load of money with a tool manufacturer, so they paid for him to go to the show. Asked the guys there about a ‘place for hiring ladies’. Ended up in a taxi heading to a suburban bungalow style house. Big long bar , chose the chick for the night. Paid by credit card !!. When he got home, his accountant put it in as ‘entertaining’

And…, pretty normal at least in the 20 years I ‘travelled’.

Speaking of entertainments account. I could divulge a number of bike companies that have “entertainments” on the accounts after Eurobike. I Hope they have a good accountant

I would like to point out I have never partaken in either, but I have a very broad range of interests

Several years ago (late 90s) I was in the bar of a hotel being used by a touring Australian rugby league team.

One of them walked in with a stunning looking woman. Even the ladies in the bar turned to look. After the couple had left the barman advised that she was a regular visitor to the hotel with sporting personalities and she charged £800 a night.

I’d have had to remortgage the house at that time to get the money to find out if she was worth it….

monkeyfudger – Member
Not sure how much £€$ they are but a boy from work always partakes when he’s in Amsterdam, he went with the Mrs last year, got her so stoned she couldn’t move then went out and shagged one. He said it would have been a waste to go all that way and not have a go… Each to their own!

See now what he should’ve done was get her stoned and then got the hooker to shag her………

^^ kinky

Spain apparently

Spain is big on the H&S, me and a mate got a bit lost trying to find a supermarket on the way back into Barcelona. They all had chairs and parasols to keep out of the sun. It was a bit surreal.

Ime hookers like being asked by drunken Brits if their parents would be proud of what they’re doing the king slags after asking that drunken brit one too many tines if he’d like to take one up to a private room over the road. Of course I’ve never done coke either and been in charge of that room with sassy wit and banter, moments of clarity and judgement aside.

When I was a courier in that there London town I had a delivery to St Annes Court just off Wardour Street, as I was wandering along looking for the address a lady approached me and offered her services 😯 middle of the day and I have a radio squawking away, either she was desperate or couldnt resist a man in a Rukka 😆

I have a friend who is “a wrong un” who hired a girl in Amsterdam, she was Czech and according to him stunning, he booked her for 1/2 an hour knew he would shoot his wad in about 5 minutes so he got her to dance for him for 15 minutes. He said it was just cringeworthy her doing some vague gyrations and him trying to think of the tube map in London to prevent the inevitable.