Cheapest food per unit of happiness..

..it’s got to be a slice of toast & butter?

Biscuits end of.

You not putting a cheap toast topper on that bear?

Supermarket generic biscuits. 60p for a load of custard creams, bourbons etc.

10 for £1 jam doughnuts.

+1 for a bag of Jam Doughnuts.

Fizzy UFO. Probably 2p each

good quality eggs.

3x30p’s worth of eggs can keep me going all day and I love them.

Melted cheese

Morrisons Fig Rolls, they’re about 40p a packet.

£3 worth of chicken wings from the butcher, salt and pepper and an hour in the oven.

60p for a load of custard creams, bourbons etc.

Bourbons… ahhh… can’t get them here.

Toast and butter for me. Or just hot bread and butter. I can get a fresh loaf from the baker and put it away pretty quickly with salted butter. Explains the chub club I guess

Morrison’s donuts. 50p for five. Bring a few packets into work and improve everyone’s day.

Onion pakora: pence to make a huge amount.

Chateaubriand stolen from my wife’s plate

yorkshire puddings

Toast and butter is a good shout.

Jaffa cakes or fig rolls.

Slice of bread, clotted cream and brown sugar or golden syrup… or is that too much…..

Cheers, Steve

Quite fond of Aldi super noodles with a bit of chilli sauce for a cheap snack.

Fresh samosas are another fave though I don’t live close to a suitable shop these days.

You’re all wrong.

Go to your local kebab shop, sit down and order a Lamachun for lunch. Turkish tea, said Lamachun, salad, bowls of chill / garlic sauce & a Baklava or two for pudding – total cost £1.75-£2.50 depending on location.

Just had a whisky and coffee, 1.50 eur. May have to have 10 more
Is happy

Wild brambles raspberries etc free and tasty
But…
Leffeboy wins

This for miles and smiles of satisfaction.. though adding tea, and butter (Obvz) would just take it over the edge of “cheap”

toast and butter is a winner.

Hmm, I was going to say chip butty for the win, but toast and butter…

You’re all wrong.

Go to your local kebab shop, sit down and order a Lamachun for lunch. Turkish tea, said Lamachun, salad, bowls of chill / garlic sauce & a Baklava or two for pudding – total cost £1.75-£2.50 depending on location.

We have a winner 🙂

Making a Tayto crisp sandwich with the contents of your horror bag from the mess… only Tayto cheese and onion will do.

Cheers, Steve

Toasted Tesco Large white roll, good butter and drizzled with honey.

Good god I may have to go make some.

My head says bread and butter, my heart says doughnuts. My stomach is willing to try all of the above

Fried egg (runny yoke), sliced bread, butter and salt.

Mothers pride thick cut, salted butter, poached egg

This for me has got to be Battenburg

You’re all so unhealthy!

A Banana, possibly the best 9p-16p you’ll ever spend in a supermarket

Oh for crying out loud you lot are a bunch of morons.

Quite clearly it’s bacon. Bacon is infinitely satisfying therefore gives infinite happiness. So even if bacon was millions of pounds per rasher it would still win on the value argument.

😉

toast and butter is a winner.

I expected more from you Ton, I really did. 😉

None of you have tried pork scratchings, then.

Two things.
Apples from the tree on way to work free ish
And cheap brandy with damsons in it for a few months

Anything from hedgerows for that smug grin

And yes I know that’s three things

None of you have tried pork scratchings, then.

Otherwise known as snacking bacon….. It’s a very very good call sir.

Glass of water

I like to say a banana or an egg but it’s BACON

That lahmacun looks bloody loveley, why have I never had that!

Won’t be two quid up here tho