You should apply for some part time work at the sorting office Quirrel. Imagine the havoc you could wreak!!
From what I have read from my various tinfoilhat websites, nobody is vetted at the offices.
I don;t want to wreck havoc. I just object to being made to complete a form with the threat of 1000 pound fine. If they had asked me to do it, I would probably hade done it, but threatening the fine just makes me not want to do it.