Ah, the world is over-populated and most of the people I care about are young, fit and healthy, and I think more importantly, not overly cynical.
Cynicism can kill, there will be a big push to remind me to take basic hygiene precautions, avoid crowed areas and stay hydrated or some such and millions of cynics will be in the pub saying it’s a load of old bollocks and not washing their hands after they take a piss. They’ll die in their thousands, but those left will just say “Well I went down the pub and didn’t wash my hands and I didn’t die, load of old bollocks” and it’s continue to wipe them out.
*this post is sent with a lighthearted intent.