Brazil 2014. The World Cup thread

Oh my.

🙁
Now my snack describes me well…

BOOM!!

Blimey! They don’t like it up ’em!

I have lost count of the amount of “Bloody Hell” moments so far in this World Cup. Superb stuff.

There there … another goal.

Now I hope Holland and Costa Rica will be in the final.

Dude should have passed. Could have been 3-1.

I’m going to have to start communicating via the medium of smileys.

😯

🙁

Moooooove Klose 😀

Let me hear you say “ay-oh, ay-ohhhh”

WTF? I was onlyaway for a couple of minutes.

This is such a shit world cup.

Loewe…he’s always picking his bloody nose. 😡

Ooof! That was klose!

Wot. A. Challenge.

That was different.

Edit: Offside? Whoops.

Great game. Fair result.

…unlike that bloody Argentina v Iran one.

Edit: Bit of claret on the pitch.

Best world cup ever.

That really was a cracking second half.

Big game now between Germany and Klinsmann’s USA. 🙂

Another absolute blinder of a game!!!

This is miles better than any World Cup I can remember, by a country mile!

Even Alan Hansen can hardly contain himself.

Ooof!

Lucky there were covering defenders there…

Cummon! CUMMON! That’s not offside you muppet! 😡

Cummon Bosia!

Edit: CUMMON! CUMMON! 😡

Lovely beard in the Bosnian defence.

Ok, people. It’s time to start your engines.

It’s:

vs

My money is on an upset, with Russia winning 2-0.

*ignore my misremembering*

I’m expecting Fellaini to have the game of his life, be bombing forward all the time, and score at least two

Just so it can be even more mystifying and infuriating when he reverts back to being completely crap for us again next season!

*just for binners*

IS there a better national anthem than Russia? I might give you France and Italy isn’t bad but I could really get behind Russia.

edit: no commenting on the passion with which it was sung.

This is rubbish, no goals no sending offs…

Should we start a drinking game? You have to down a Belgium beer, or a double vodka every time you hear “he really should be hitting the target from there”?

So far, this game is as interesting as a Vincent Kompany MOTD match analysis.

There’s been a lot of concussions so far. Neither team looking all that good though.

Has there been a good corner yet this world cup?

Yeah…. Suarez spotting Hart off his line, cut out the middle man, went for goal himself, bent them in, and very nearly scored with two of them.

A classic example of England players learning **** all about who they’re playing against!

It’s a shame the England squad weren’t aware of how dangerous that Suarez fella is. Quite the player.

Ah well, they’ll know for next time.

*glares at Phil Jagielka*

Just quickly going back to England…

Germany lost the final of the 1966 world cup to us, decided they never wanted that to happen again & sorted it.

Germany were eliminated after finishing 4th (behind us) at the group stage of Euro 2000. Again they said this isn’t good enough & sorted it.

England – the media say this isn’t good enough, the FA agree, they promise sweeping changes, about all that happens is the top brass probably get a pay rise. We roll forward 4 years, the same thing happens again.

England – the media say this isn’t good enough, the FA agree, they promise sweeping changes, about all that happens is the top brass probably get a pay rise. We roll forward 4 years, the same thing happens again.

Don’t worry. The FA have brought ace trouble shooters, like Danny Mills, in to sort it.

WC winners in Russia! 😐

It’s a shame the England squad weren’t aware of how dangerous that Suarez fella is. Quite the player.

I reckon playing with 5 Liverpool players in our squad gave Uruguay more of an advantage as he trains & plays with them every week, he knows everything about them & give the coaching staff an insight. We knew about him, & maybe Cavanni(spelling?). It’s reminded me a bit of when Ronaldo got Rooney sent off in that game against Portugal, he knew exactly what to do to take him out of the game. Dirty cheating foreigners… 😉