Brazil 2014. The World Cup thread

Taking £ off. Woy what woz you thinking

Still time for the Lambert fairytale. c’mon Roy, you know you want it

Lambert as spud said.

great minds 😀

Note to Glen Johnson: Release the ball a few seconds before you plan to. Trust me.

1 sub left. Will have to be a midfielder for Lambert.

Lallana fanboi though I am, if I wanted an immediate chance of goals then I’m not sure he’d be my sub. As the Ox is fit enough for the bench, I’d favour trying his directness (and shooting)

Wellbeck is awful, but avoids the criticism that Rooney gets.

Wellbeck tracks defenders and creates errors. His games/goals ratio is poor for a goal hanger but that’s not his game. Totally different kind of player.

I predict Rooney’s syrup leaping off his swede in a fit of rage and smashing in a 30 yard header.

There we go. Does that mean we have won it now? 😀

Finally

Shows what he does if he is up front

Johnson and Rooney 😆

there you go, who scored that btw? 😆

RRROOOOOONEEYY

see, just not good enough 😳 😆

lambert would’ve scored that.

( 🙂 )

Shame they hadn’t taken him off for being sh1t

OK, I take it all back!

…we still really need to win.

Edit: Sturridge keeps trying to place it. JUST HOOOON IT, SON!

No excuse not to go on and win it now. Uruguay’s front man looks ****.

They still need to keep an eye on Suarez.

Stop panicking ffs. With time added on there’ll be 10 mins at least.

gone all quiet in here, squeaky bum time? 😆

Oh well, at least that slip won’t be the thing that wakes Stevie G up at 4am.

oops!

oooh, thats gotta smart

Start panicking

hart shite again!

LOL!! Route one!!

Start panicking

I never stopped 8)

Thankyouandgoodnight

Engage Lambert..

Great edit DD!

Guess there will be the usual recriminations, with the FA doing **** all about it.

Oh no, wait! They have Danny Mills advising on the future of football in England.

😡

Agree this time seosamh! He was poor.

Slowmo of Suarez’s shot showed impressive technique. Hart showed him a lot over his right shoulder though. 😐

Great edit DD!

I was checking the time to see how he managed it

oooh, thats gotta smart

Yeah it does.

How long has Alex Mytton been captain of England? No wonder it was a bad header.

Strange relief if it’s all over quickly. Only one round early in the end.

(^ slight wishful thinking to tempt fate!!)