Boris Johnson!

They really are utterly insane! They really don’t do self-awareness, do they?

The alternative is to start taking responsibility for their actions and being members of the self proclaimed party for personal responsibility its far better to blame anyone else.

@klunk not sure why a tweet by the most ultra hardcore conservative since Thatcher should be lorded as amusing.

who the **** is lording it as amusing?  it’s of interest as there seems to be no love lost in the “old chums” of the Bullingdon Club

Well, it had occurred to me that as my once magnificent phallus in now little more than a hollowed out wreck of duct taped together silicone Anna mince meat…. The cosmos was due a realignment via a epic ***t of an individual suffering a superb and floundering fall from grace.

And so it has come to pass.😁

Rumours are that a few of his other stalwart supporters/useful idiots are about to follow the muppet til the end and resign too

It’s like the final bunker scenes in Downfall.

“I am now being forced out of Parliament by a tiny handful of people”

Why does that sound familiar?
Oh, wait, it’s just like the whining noises from dTrumph. Why isn’t that a surprise?

A nighthood for the man who walked in on a Boris/Carrie interface.

I suppose that could help deal with the trauma

Conor Burns, the Tory MP named by Fleet Street veteran Simon Walters as having found Boris Johnson in a "compromising situation" in his office with his then-girlfriend Carrie Symonds, has been given a knighthood in Johnson's resignation honours list. https://t.co/o9EFXnJ2Ud

— Dr Seth Thévoz?? (@SAThevoz) June 9, 2023

Hmmm what’s the current tally for his legal fees defending this £250k+ add this to all the other jollies and the benefits of his recovered from the May’s bin oven ready deal and the fantastic handling of the covid with the vip fast track over existing suppliers.

He’s been a very expensive indulgence and when you also take on board the attack on all our rights a very dangerous person.

He came with a crazy high price tag that’s going to be paid back over a long time.

Still sovereignty can’t put a price on that.

We now just need the PM Who Lasted as Long as a Lettuce to also get booted out ignominiously.

She like a crazy ex that marries your brother so you have a lifetime of her turning up at every family event.

The fart that never goes away,every royal/parliament thing she’ll be dressed up and on the tellybox.

The fart that never goes away,every royal/parliament thing she’ll be dressed up and on the tellybox.

All these grifters are the same. An unwavering belief that they were right all along and that being fired, being removed from office is all a giant conspiracy against them by some all-powerful leftie cabal of snowflakes before their genius could become apparent to the masses.

Next thing you know they’re on TV, in the news and in some cases hosting their own show on GB News while moaning about being “cancelled”.

Truss is still firmly convinced that her policies were correct, Boris still can’t understand how a few little parties and a bit lot of lying has got him to this point…

Narcissism or stupidity?!

Narcissism or stupidity?!

That old school report on him proved incredibly accurate, didn’t it?

Shame the teachers at Eton don’t run the country rather than the entitled shits they have to teach.

Narcissism or stupidity?!

I think it’s actually worse, he’s got more and further in his life than we would ever achieve, his reality is actually totally different to ours and therein lies the problem.

If people keep rewarding you more money and better jobs all thru your life then surely you must be good at your job or what you do and anyone not doing as well as you well that’s down to them not being as good as you ?

I suspect that Burns will end up being found out

https://news.sky.com/story/sacked-trade-minister-conor-burns-denies-ever-meeting-singer-mel-b-after-claims-he-made-remarks-to-her-in-lift-12715910

She like a crazy ex that marries your brother so you have a lifetime of her turning up at every family event

Yeah, everyone’s marvelling at the bare-faced, self-serving shamelessness of Boris’s resignation honours list, but I bet Mad Lizzie is about to say ‘hold my beer…’

I bet there are 2 batshit-crazy cronies for every day she was in number 10

Truss is still firmly convinced that her policies were correct, Boris still can’t understand how a few little parties and a bit lot of lying has got him to this point…

Narcissism or stupidity?!

Very much Narcissism, I don’t think Truss (like most of them) has many true beliefs other than that a good grift can work. She’s seen it up close with Boris. She seems to think she can still make her particular grift stick, she has neither the imagination or strength of personality to do that though.

Of course part of the art is knowing when the jig is up and your latest Grift has come to an end. Boris is at that point now. And I think it’s safe to say he learnt a bit from Trump. That is to flounce out shouting loudly about conspiracies and people with “agendas” before you can be escorted out of the building quietly.

Next will come a lack, or a minimum, of cooperation with the COVID inquiry, mirrored with more briefings direct to the sympathetic press about how the process has been subverted by malevolent actors with opaque intentions…

The goal is to repeat the cycle, sew a perception that the existing power structures and governance of the nation are rife with corruption and bad intentions (they may or may not be) and frame himself as the crumpled, right leaning, libertarian saviour of the common man’s right to be a bit bigoted, economical with the truth and to show those elites who’s really in charge…

I think despite it all he’s still probably got his core largely on side, he doesn’t need to be in parliament to cosy up to the press (and SM) barons and and get them to start influencing the plebs back his way… I still wouldn’t be shocked if we see Boris making a future pitch for his being PM again, this is sadly a ‘post truth’ world with a short memory.

Rumours are that a few of his other stalwart supporters/useful idiots are about to follow the muppet til the end and resign too

Giving him a choice of safe seats to run in at a bye-election

Ones thing for certain with both Boris and Mad Lizzie us we’ll never be rid of them.

The damage that they’ve done to this country between them and they literally couldn’t give a toss. It’s just all about them

I don’t know if this makes them sociopaths or whether we’re past that and into full blown psychopath territory

That old school report on him proved incredibly accurate, didn’t it?

And Hislop too – I think it was Hislop when asked if he was just a harmless jolly buffoon answered that no, he was a very dangerous man.

The signs were all there, he “fooled” millions, and worse than that even though it’s now glaringly obvious a hard core of those millions will refuse to admit it. Not because they don’t see it, because culturally they will never admit to being wrong. Right up to doing it all again just to prove how wrong they weren’t, given the chance.

When do we get the legal fees and pension back?

Last night on R4 the audience of any questions cheered.  The Tory MPs reaction was to claim Boris had been right about everything and the cheers were an example of BBC bias

my once magnificent phallus in now little more than a hollowed out wreck of duct taped together silicone Anna mince meat…

That’s quite the image for my morning coffee time. Many thanks.

Giving him a choice of safe seats to run in at a bye-election

I am not sure that he would want to immediately stand in a by-election after resigning but I certainly wouldn’t discount the possibility of him returning to parliament in the future.

From his point of view resigning now is quite possibly a shrewd move. Triumphantly returning to parliament in a few years time to represent a safe Tory seat will cast him like a phoenix rising from the ashes.

It is quite likely to boost his image more than sulking on the backbenches for a couple of years. After all Churchill took some time away from parliament before returning to fulfill his solemn destiny. And everyone knows that Churchill was one of the greatest Britons that has ever lived, or at least they have been told.

For balance and basically for a laugh, just read the Daniel Johnson piece (of steaming manure) on the mail website.

Sadly for many this will be their truth

Might this have a bearing on whether he hands over his other phone? This and the Moane case does make you wonder whether even more widespread criminality would be exposed.

No sympathy for him. Got done for breaking the stupid draconian laws that he imposed on the country then lying about it.  Giving your brother and a few pals  knighthood and trying to give your dad one – utterly shameless.

For balance and basically for a laugh, just read the Daniel Johnson piece (of steaming manure) on the mail website.

Sadly for many this will be their truth

And this is the problem… Jonstain and Dorries (and Trump too) are largely believable….IF you are borderline stupid and your politics is right leaning, especially if you consume them through the lens of a friendly journalist prepared not only report their lies as truth but endorse it too. These stains on society will keep their stranglehold because the good guys (and by that I mean those of left or right persuasion who actually believe in the rule of law, morality and integrity) want to play by the normal rules of law. Basically, beyond assassination I just don’t know how western democracies rid themselves of these cockroaches.

the stupid draconian laws that he imposed on the country

Are those the stupid draconian laws which helped to stop the NHS being totally overwhelmed during the pandemic?

Maybe wait for the findings of the COVID-19 inquiry to be released before passing judgement💡

And Hislop too – I think it was Hislop when asked if he was just a harmless jolly buffoon answered that no, he was a very dangerous man

The bloke who saw behind the carefully constructed facade and got the measure of him years ago was Eddie Mair

the stupid draconian laws that he imposed on the country

that were too little too late resulting in an absolutely appalling death toll.

Indeed. By instinct Johnson is of the same mindset as the libertarian headbangers on his backbenches, of which Andrew Brigden is the most extreme example (but has some serious competition on that score)

He certainly indulged them, as he always has, to the detriment of all of us, particularly those who are now dead

the Hislop quote is…

Boris Johnson, people always ask me the same question, they say, ‘Is Boris a very very clever man pretending to be an idiot?’ And I always say, ‘No.’

Another of Johnson’s pals, Nigel Adams, has resigned.

How many more?

Just how many rats have jump ship until a GE gets called?

70 odd

What’s the betting that he now thinks the real money is to be made setting up his own party or should I say cult, go full Farage

They are all odd.

What’s the betting that he now thinks the real money is to be made setting up his own party or should I say cult, go full Farage

I wouldn’t bet against it. He really is that delusional. He’s more like Trump though. In his own head, not only do the Tory party owe their very existence to him, but all the electorate absolutely love him too

I see Trump is busy rinsing his supporters again to ‘pay for his legal fees’. That kind of grifting is right up Johnson’s street

And so far, there have been more than enough credulous mugs to fund his lifestyle for him. Imagine how much cash he could get in with his own party?

A pretty good summary of the whole farce by Andrew Rawnsley

Boris Johnson scuttles away from his flagrant crimes, like a whingeing guilty schoolboy

He is taking the coward’s way out by quitting the Commons because he calculated that he was going to be sacked from parliament

It would be great for Labour if Johnson did set up a deranged right wing party.

JRM, Dorries, Fabricunt all in one place, splitting the vote.

What’s the betting that he now thinks the real money is to be made setting up his own party or should I say cult, go full Farage

A split of the Tory vote may not be a bad thing….🤔