[Closed] Best line from a film ever?

Ferris: Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Most useful has been
"Either you define the moment or the moment defines you."

Tin Cup, another Costner film.

I have seen things - Bladerunner

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Blues Brothers

“I took the liberty of bullshitting you”

"If you build it, he will come. "

another Costnerism.

Another Ferrisim;

"It is so choice. If you have the means, I highly recommend picking one up"

All I did was say to my wife, "That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah!"

"You couldnt handle the truth" Nicholson in A few good men. Excellent acting and a great outburst.

bit more than a single line I'm afraid but I like it.

Tyler Durden: Fight club.
"Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off. "

Slim: You know you don't have to act with me, Steve. You don't have to say anything, and you don't have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow.

"Nuke it from orbit, the only way to be sure."

Marsellus in Pulp Fiction

I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' ****s, who'll go to work on the homies here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.

Oh jah! Das is fantastiche!

I love lamp

"I AM THE **** COMMANDER...."

Jay and Silent Bob strike back.

"Was it the frank or the beans?"

or

"Who vants a moustache ride?"

"He's not he messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"

And of course, the timeless
'What we got here is a failure to communicate...'
(Cool Hand Luke 🙂

Full Metal Jacket

"It's one big shit sandwich and we're all gonna have to take a bite."

From "Big Wednesday"
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Matt Johnson: You know, Mrs. Barlow, there's something I'd like straighten out.
Mrs. Barlow: What's that, Matt?
Matt Johnson: Well, I did a lot of things around here I'm kind of ashamed of. I tore up your lawn with my '40 Ford...
Mrs. Barlow: Many times.
Matt Johnson: Took my pants off in front of your friends...
Mrs. Barlow: Oh, yes.
Matt Johnson: And I even passed out in your closet, but I never, and I don't know who could have if I didn't, but I never, and I repeat never, ever pissed in your steam iron.

mastiles, I agree that RH, Prince of Thieves is a crapy film, but Alan Rickman is goooood in that film. Pretty much saves it as a watchable film.

"Put the bunny back in the box" Another crap film.

So many from Apocalypse Now - the smell of napalm, etc.

Likely Lads - the Movie.

They're all in a caravan playing bridge and Terry goes out and slashes noisily up the back of the van.

Thelma "that's the first time tonight I've known what he'd got in his hand"

"One thing 'bout Santa Carla I never could stomach... All the damn vampires"

Carter: You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself.
or
You know, I'd almost forgotten what your eyes looked like. Still the same. Pissholes in the snow.

Live & Let Die

Sheriff J.W. Pepper had some great lines

[i][b]I got me a regular Ben-Hur down here. Doing 95... minimum

Secret AGENT? On WHOSE side?

What are you? Some kinda doomsday machine boy? Well WE got a cage strong enough to hold an animal like you here!

Did you ever think of getting a driver's licence, boy?

By the powers invested in me by this parish, I hereby do commandeer this vehicle and all those persons within.
And that means you, smartass.

You picked the WRONG parish to haul ass through BOY! NOBODY cuts and runs on Sheriff JW PEPPER! And it's him who's speakin' by the by. [/b][/i]

You're the problem! You're the ****ing problem you ****ing Dr White honkin' jam-rag ****ing spunk-bubble! I'm telling you Aitch you keep looking at me I'll put you in the ****ing ground, promise you!

From the film Jarhead

[b]Fowler: [in showers, pointing at another marine] Hey, look! It's a cock, but smaller! [/b]

This makes me laugh everytime...

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A speech rather than a line but considering the film was made in 1940 and his first spoken language film, a pretty brave film.

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The food in this place is really terrible. Yes, and such small portions. That's essentially how I feel about life.
Woody Allen

From "Batman"

"Never rub another man's rhubarb."

Pick any from Spaceballs 🙂

lets not suck each others d*cks just yet! (Pulp Fiction)
i bet you could suck a golf ball through a hose pipe (Full Metal Jacket)
laugh it up fuzzball (Star Wars)

'my thumbs have gone wierd!'

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the final line. 😯

Dammit, beat me to it with the Con Air "bunny" quote - surreal moment.

Love the Hudson/Vasquez lines from Aliens:
Hudson:"Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?"
Vasquez:"No. Have you?"

Ouch.

"Keep your distance though Chewie, but don't [i]look[/i] like you're trying to keep your distance... I don't know, fly casual."

From Christine

when referring to the leather seats

Sweetest smell in the world 'cept for pu$$y

"Look at you now, look at you now"

Scarface 1982

(...after being shot in the face by Tony Montana)

Withnail and I - most quotable film ever!
"a coward you are Withnail - an expert on bulls you are not!"

Quotes from The Big Lebowski - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118715/quotes

"Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy sh*t with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the f*cking trigger 'til it goes "click."

Genius 🙂

We want cake, and fine wines. We want the finest wines known to humanity, we want them here, and we want them now!

Or - the 'foot massage' scene outside the door in Pulp Fiction.

"Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holyies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same chuffin' sport"

Jaws

I think were going to need a bigger boat

"Let's get down to brass tacks, how much for the ape ?"

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

Lethal Weapon 4 - its flied lice you plick (Uncle Benny)

2nd Sheriff J.W. Pepper!

He was in "Man With The Golden Gun" too.

You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

Pulp Fiction - It's how things are the same over there but with little differences.

Example?

In Paris you can't get a quarter pounder, it's a Royale because of the metric system

So what's a Big Mac?

A Big Mac's a Big Mac or Le Big Mac

Listen fellas, I've got a great idea.

Surprised no one's mentioned this one yet

[b][i]"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."[/i][/b]

" SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!!!!!!! "

Hey careful man, there's a beverage here!

'Not the livestock!' - O' Brother Where Art Thou?

My favorite ever quote is from the original Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Radio Play though, the film was poor, and I turned it off when they were about to be ejected out of the air lock and this dialogue was missing.

Arthur: It's at times like this I wish I'd listened to my mother.
Ford: Why, what did she say?
Arthur: I don't know, I wasn't listening.

My favourite two:

"Assumption is the mother of all f*ckup" (Tango & Cash - I think)

or

"Who the f*ck am I? I'm the guy who does his f*cking job. You must be the other guy!" (The Departed)

As to Withnail and I being the most quotable filmever, 24 Hour Party People has some winners too.

God: It's a pity you didn't sign the Smiths, but you were right about Mick Hucknell. His music's rubbish, and he's a ginger.

Tony Wilson (on the Happy Mondays): Every band needs it's own special chemistry. And Bez was a very good chemist.

'Bit, bit, yer blick?!'

(Needs to be read in a South African accent... - Lethal Weapon II)

"oh my god...........its full of stars"

2001 A space odyssey

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbour? . . . . . Hell no . . .

"The Germans?"

"Forget it , he's rolling."

"Are you offering me something hot?"

DeNiro's Max Cady, after a pan full of hot water in the face.

"Your's is Virgil, isn't it?"
"Hilts. Just Hilts".

Another from Animal House

[b][i]You f###ed up, you trusted us.[/i][/b]

"I'll be back"

"Wake up, time to die" (Blade Runner)

"What is that, is that hair gel?" (Something About Mary)

TV not movie from "My Name is Earl"
"Earl, Earl, we gotta go to the fair"
"why we gotta go to the fair?"
"Well remember last year, they had the World's Tallest Dwarf, wow, he was huge, he was nearly as tall as you, well this year, they've got the World's Smallest Giant, and I just gotta see that"

"Where the hell you goin' Shaft?"

"I'm goin' get laid.... where you goin?"

..and, more for delivery than content, in Dr No
"The name's Bond, James Bond"

Bad Boys 2:

having comendeared (sp?) a car for a chase off of dan merino who was test driving it....

"Dan Merino should DEFINATLY buy this car, well, not THIS car, im gonna F*ck this one up"

"I fart in your general direction"

...could only be Monty Python

Someone mentioned it the other day, delivered by Benicio Del Toro in the Usual Suspects. I'll try to type it, but it'll mostly be stars 🙂

Gimme the ****ing keys you ****ing ****. Ah what the ****!

Makes me cry with laughter just thinking about it!

Can't believe no one's mentioned this one

"He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"

From Monty Python's the Life of Brian.

too many from Airplane to mention but here's a couple

Witness: Striker was the squadron leader. He brought us in real low. But he couldn't handle it.
Prosecutor: Buddy couldn't handle it? Was Buddy one of your crew?
Witness: Right. Buddy was the bombardier. But it was Striker who couldn't handle it, and he went to pieces.
Prosecutor: *Andy* went to pieces?
Witness: No. Andy was the navigator. He was all right. Buddy went to pieces. It was awful how he came unglued.
Prosecutor: *Howie* came unglued?
Witness: Oh, no. Howie was a rock, the best tailgunner in the outfit. Buddy came unglued.
Prosecutor: And he bailed out?
Witness: No. Andy hung tough. Buddy bailed out. How he survived, it was a miracle.
Prosecutor: Then Howie survived?
Witness: No, 'fraid not. We lost Howie the next day.
Prosecutor: Over Macho Grande?
Witness: No. I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande.

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Prosecutor: Dr. Stone, would you give the court your impression of Mr. Striker?
Dr. Stone: I'm sorry, I don't do impressions... my training is in psychiatry.

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Total Recall,

"Consider that a divorce"

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the **** do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK."

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"Whatcha got ain't nothin new. This country's hard on people, you can't stop what's coming, it ain't all waiting on you. That's vanity."

"surely you can't be serious"
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley"

"and stop stealing monkeys!"

"No wonder your president has to be an actor, he's gotta look good on television." - Emmet L Brown. Back to the Future.

Brilliant all of them, I will be home to the DVD collection to catch up on some old favourites having read this.

But can you beat the sicillain scene from True Romance. ... ok, its not a one liner ...but hey, you are part eggplant

The whole of Repo Man, but especially...

Bud: Credit is a sacred trust, it's what our free society is founded on. Do you think they give a damn about their bills in Russia? I said, do you think they give a damn about their bills in Russia?
Otto: They don't pay bills in Russia, it's all free.
Bud: All free? Free my ass. What are you, a ****in' commie? Huh?
Otto: No, I ain't no commie.
Bud: Well, you better not be. I don't want no commies in my car. No Christians either.

Bud: "An ordinary person spends his life avoiding tense situations. A repo man spends his life getting into tense situations."

Miller: John Wayne was a fag.
All: The hell he was!
Miller: He was, too, you boys. I installed two-way mirrors in his pad in Brentwood, and he come to the door in a dress.

Kevin: "There's room to move as a fry cook. In two years I could be manager. King! God!"

Miller: "Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly someone will say, 'Plate' or 'Shrimp' or 'Plate of shrimp,' out of the blue. No explanation and there's no point in looking for one either. It's all part of the cosmic unconsciousness."

"You know the way everybody is into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about the Bermuda Triangle, UFO's, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer or a time machine."

"People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. Every year in South America thousands of people turn up missing. Nobody knows where they go. They just disappear. But if you think for a minute, realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really, yeah, you got it: time machines."

Goodfellas:

Henry Hill: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny?
Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.
[laughs]
Tommy DeVito: what do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.
Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?
Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.
Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Henry Hill: Jus...
Tommy DeVito: What?
Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny.
Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f*cked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f*ckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the * am I funny, what the * is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the **** out of here, Tommy!
Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya motherf*cker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.

"Caught my first tube this morning"

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