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Lethal Weapon 4 - its flied lice you plick (Uncle Benny)
2nd Sheriff J.W. Pepper!
He was in "Man With The Golden Gun" too.
You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
Pulp Fiction - It's how things are the same over there but with little differences.
Example?
In Paris you can't get a quarter pounder, it's a Royale because of the metric system
So what's a Big Mac?
A Big Mac's a Big Mac or Le Big Mac
Listen fellas, I've got a great idea.
Surprised no one's mentioned this one yet
[b][i]"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."[/i][/b]
" SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!!!!!!! "
Hey careful man, there's a beverage here!
'Not the livestock!' - O' Brother Where Art Thou?
My favorite ever quote is from the original Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Radio Play though, the film was poor, and I turned it off when they were about to be ejected out of the air lock and this dialogue was missing.
Arthur: It's at times like this I wish I'd listened to my mother.
Ford: Why, what did she say?
Arthur: I don't know, I wasn't listening.
My favourite two:
"Assumption is the mother of all f*ckup" (Tango & Cash - I think)
or
"Who the f*ck am I? I'm the guy who does his f*cking job. You must be the other guy!" (The Departed)
As to Withnail and I being the most quotable filmever, 24 Hour Party People has some winners too.
God: It's a pity you didn't sign the Smiths, but you were right about Mick Hucknell. His music's rubbish, and he's a ginger.
Tony Wilson (on the Happy Mondays): Every band needs it's own special chemistry. And Bez was a very good chemist.
'Bit, bit, yer blick?!'
(Needs to be read in a South African accent... - Lethal Weapon II)
"oh my god...........its full of stars"
2001 A space odyssey
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbour? . . . . . Hell no . . .
"The Germans?"
"Forget it , he's rolling."
"Are you offering me something hot?"
DeNiro's Max Cady, after a pan full of hot water in the face.
"Your's is Virgil, isn't it?"
"Hilts. Just Hilts".
Another from Animal House
[b][i]You f###ed up, you trusted us.[/i][/b]
"I'll be back"
"Wake up, time to die" (Blade Runner)
"What is that, is that hair gel?" (Something About Mary)
TV not movie from "My Name is Earl"
"Earl, Earl, we gotta go to the fair"
"why we gotta go to the fair?"
"Well remember last year, they had the World's Tallest Dwarf, wow, he was huge, he was nearly as tall as you, well this year, they've got the World's Smallest Giant, and I just gotta see that"
"Where the hell you goin' Shaft?"
"I'm goin' get laid.... where you goin?"
..and, more for delivery than content, in Dr No
"The name's Bond, James Bond"
Bad Boys 2:
having comendeared (sp?) a car for a chase off of dan merino who was test driving it....
"Dan Merino should DEFINATLY buy this car, well, not THIS car, im gonna F*ck this one up"
"I fart in your general direction"
...could only be Monty Python
Someone mentioned it the other day, delivered by Benicio Del Toro in the Usual Suspects. I'll try to type it, but it'll mostly be stars 🙂
Gimme the ****ing keys you ****ing ****. Ah what the ****!
Makes me cry with laughter just thinking about it!
Can't believe no one's mentioned this one
"He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"
From Monty Python's the Life of Brian.
too many from Airplane to mention but here's a couple
Witness: Striker was the squadron leader. He brought us in real low. But he couldn't handle it.
Prosecutor: Buddy couldn't handle it? Was Buddy one of your crew?
Witness: Right. Buddy was the bombardier. But it was Striker who couldn't handle it, and he went to pieces.
Prosecutor: *Andy* went to pieces?
Witness: No. Andy was the navigator. He was all right. Buddy went to pieces. It was awful how he came unglued.
Prosecutor: *Howie* came unglued?
Witness: Oh, no. Howie was a rock, the best tailgunner in the outfit. Buddy came unglued.
Prosecutor: And he bailed out?
Witness: No. Andy hung tough. Buddy bailed out. How he survived, it was a miracle.
Prosecutor: Then Howie survived?
Witness: No, 'fraid not. We lost Howie the next day.
Prosecutor: Over Macho Grande?
Witness: No. I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande.
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Prosecutor: Dr. Stone, would you give the court your impression of Mr. Striker?
Dr. Stone: I'm sorry, I don't do impressions... my training is in psychiatry.
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Total Recall,
"Consider that a divorce"
"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the **** do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK."
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"Whatcha got ain't nothin new. This country's hard on people, you can't stop what's coming, it ain't all waiting on you. That's vanity."
"surely you can't be serious"
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley"
"and stop stealing monkeys!"
"No wonder your president has to be an actor, he's gotta look good on television." - Emmet L Brown. Back to the Future.
Brilliant all of them, I will be home to the DVD collection to catch up on some old favourites having read this.
But can you beat the sicillain scene from True Romance. ... ok, its not a one liner ...but hey, you are part eggplant
The whole of Repo Man, but especially...
Bud: Credit is a sacred trust, it's what our free society is founded on. Do you think they give a damn about their bills in Russia? I said, do you think they give a damn about their bills in Russia?
Otto: They don't pay bills in Russia, it's all free.
Bud: All free? Free my ass. What are you, a ****in' commie? Huh?
Otto: No, I ain't no commie.
Bud: Well, you better not be. I don't want no commies in my car. No Christians either.
Bud: "An ordinary person spends his life avoiding tense situations. A repo man spends his life getting into tense situations."
Miller: John Wayne was a fag.
All: The hell he was!
Miller: He was, too, you boys. I installed two-way mirrors in his pad in Brentwood, and he come to the door in a dress.
Kevin: "There's room to move as a fry cook. In two years I could be manager. King! God!"
Miller: "Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly someone will say, 'Plate' or 'Shrimp' or 'Plate of shrimp,' out of the blue. No explanation and there's no point in looking for one either. It's all part of the cosmic unconsciousness."
"You know the way everybody is into weirdness right now? Books in all the supermarkets about the Bermuda Triangle, UFO's, how the Mayans invented television, that kind of thing? Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer or a time machine."
"People get so hung up on specifics, they miss out on seeing the whole thing. Take South America for example. Every year in South America thousands of people turn up missing. Nobody knows where they go. They just disappear. But if you think for a minute, realize something: there had to be a time when there was no people right? Well, where did all these people come from? I'll tell you where: the future. Where did all these people disappear to: the past. How did they get there? Flying saucers, which are really, yeah, you got it: time machines."
Goodfellas:
Henry Hill: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny?
Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.
[laughs]
Tommy DeVito: what do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.
Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?
Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.
Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Henry Hill: Jus...
Tommy DeVito: What?
Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny.
Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f*cked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f*ckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the * am I funny, what the * is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the **** out of here, Tommy!
Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya motherf*cker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.
"Caught my first tube this morning"
Pointbreak
Harry Lime: Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. So long Holly
The Third Man.
Another from Dirty Harry:
[Harry Callahan has to explain why he shot a man]
Harry Callahan: Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.
The Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?
Harry Callahan: [b]When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross![/b]
[walks out of the room]
The Mayor: He's got a point.
Taken from my quotes section off my facebook profile:
I'm so complex!
Jarrod - Eagle vs Shark
Which also has this little gem from BigDummy:
It's a bit like watching that video of the rolling rally car the other day, but in slow motion, and the car is full of ostriches, and every time it rolls another ostrich comes flying out, and as each ostrich hits the ground it starts whooshing like a catherine wheel, and all the orange penguins who are watching the crash come running out with brooms and try and put the ostriches out by hitting them with their brooms, but the brooms just catch fire and the penguins panic and stat rolling around on the ground surrounded by exploding ostriches as the car rolls on and on spewing out ever more ostriches. - BigDummy (STW)
I love the smell of Napalm in a morning!!!!
So is the penguin quote from BigDummy actually from a film? Noooo! 😐
no Nicko sorry for the confusion, when finding the exact quote I like from Eagle V Shark I checked my facebook for any others I might have forgotten and got re-reminded of BigDummy's masterpiece and felt I should re-share it with everyone!
Ace: [i][holding a skunk, imitating Tony Montana in Scarface][/i] Say hello to my STINKY little friend! [i][lifts the skunk's tail] [/i]"the urine stain on your pants would signify that you're a single shake man, far to busy for a follow up jiggle. "
"Luh-hooo-ooo-ooo-oooooo-ooo-zzzur"
"Allllllllllllrighty then."
"Re-he-he-eally?"
- and just about anything else from Ace Ventura
Stuart Mackenzie: Look at the size of that boy's heid.Tony Giardino: Shhh!
Stuart Mackenzie: Am no kidding, it's like an orange on a toothpick.
Tony Giardino: Shhh, you're going to give the boy a complex.
Stuart Mackenzie: Well, that's a huge noggin. It's a virtual planetoid.
Tony Giardino: Shh!
Stuart Mackenzie: Has it's own weather system.
Tony Giardino: Sh, sh, shh.
Stuart Mackenzie: HEEEID! MOVE!
Stuart Mackenzie: Am no kidding, that boy's heid is like Sputnik; spherical, but quite pointy at parts! Now that was offside, wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight... on his huge pillow.
-- So I Married an Axe Murderer
Not a great film, but some great lines, From Dusk Till Dawn.
Seth: "Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a * how crazy they are!
Seth: "I may be a bas*... But I'm not a *ing bas*."
Seth: "Yeah, those acts of God really stick it in and break it off, don't they?"
Jacob: "Yes, they do."
Can't believe there aren't more from Withnail & I on here:
Withnail: "We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here, and we want them NOW"
and:
I: 'How dare you. How dare you tell him I'm a toilet trader!'
Withnail: ' If I hadn't told him you were active, we'd never have got the cottage'
Never get out of the boat unless you were going all the way..