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Just found out in a meeting that we have an "execution manager" as part of our client team.
To me, it conjures up images of an Alan Sugar type but when he says "you're fired", you suddenly drop into a tank of hungry sharks with frikkin lazers on their heads.
I'm bored - is it obvious?
Does the uniform include a black hat?
sandwich artist
subway 😆
It's this guy, isn't it? Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each.
There's a recruitment centre near us and they had a vacancy which didn't quite fit on the board.
They needed an anal
yst!
The guy who appeared on Blind Date that time...
[b]'Vision Technician'[/b]
He was a window cleaner.
"Back Belts" are the latest on the job board, some kinda of production engineer/team leader IIRC, but sounds great...
Friend of a friend's job title is "End of Level Boss."
When I was a kid, a local farm often advertised for a [b]Pig Sexer[/b]
To this day I am not sure what the job entailed.
"Back Belts" are the latest on the job board, some kinda of production engineer/team leader IIRC, but sounds great...
That's a Six Sigma thing IIRC
Cougar, is he Dr Robotnik?
My wife had a job at the Science Museum - "Casual Explainer". I so wanted that job... 😀
I was looking on our job board and noticed a role titled "period controller".
We had a Redundancy Champion. He nobly took up sword and shield to defend us all from having jobs, for god and king harry!
Artisan Breadmaker.
Is there any other type of bread maker or does the artisan in the title just mean he wears tighter jeans, wears superfluous glasses and grew the beard?
I make about three loaves a week how do I know if I'm just baking bread or baking Artisan bread?
Erection Supervisor.
My current client's boss has the title 'Vice President of Agro'.
Argumentative chap.
Nasty geezer but amazing job title - anyone claiming sovereignty over every living thing on the planet and in the sea has clearly got a bit of Napoleon Complex to say the least:
Idi Amin "His Excellency President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea, and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular."
There was a lady at the Borough Council in my town who was a Smoking Reduction Co-ordinator...?
Specialist access technician....
We have a chap where I work who's title is "Dedicated Decision Maker"
We've just advertised for staff to apply for secondment to a "thinking team"
Got asked my occupation by a financial adviser, to which I answered "duct erector". When the written report came, I was discribed as a "duck director". Don't know which sounds worse.
Dr Anne L Kinney works in the space bit of the science museum.
Director of the Universe 😯
A friend was 'promoted' to Assistant Head of Learning. All his computerised records logged him as AssHol. He wasn't amused.
Funny, I got an email from someone today who was clearly trying to up their position, by referring to themselves as a Performance Improvement Executive.
Pie basically.
my mate was a hamster farmer as a summer job!
@thomthumb- I thought you were joking until I youtubed it. Over 1000 vids available!
Fluffer...
I've never met one, but it's on my "To Do" list...
"Black Belts" are the latest on the job board, some kinda of production engineer/team leader IIRC, but sounds great...That's a Six Sigma thing IIRC
Do not apply for this job. I can garuntee you it will be soul desroying.
It will entail teaching completely disinterested people how to develop a 'continuous improvement' attitude towards working.
I work with an american guy whose name and title are:
Joe McQueen- F22 P.M.P
(It is for the F22 fighter plane fleet)
I knew a lad who was a "Wind Manager"
he worked for a power generation company on the wind turbine installation side of things, great title.
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I worked as a 'Fudge Packer' once in Sunny Devon 🙂
A couple I've had as summer jobs during university:
'Replenishment Technician' at the local supermarket;
'Fire Watchman' - this was the legit job title, and my role was to keep an eye on the welders who were building a new vessel in a potentially explodey part of a pharmaceutical plant. If anything caught fire, I had to run and hit the nearest fire alarm. The only time something did catch fire, the welder just put it out with his glove. I learned a lot about the life of a contractor during that job, and earned a huge amount of money for quite literally sitting on my arse 🙂
I want the Fire Watchman job! Suits me down to the ground, that does. 😀
we have a winner.End of Level Boss.
rossi that looks highly dubious.
I came across a job for a "Domestic Violence Co-ordinator", which amused me... 'right - John: you beat your woman tomorrow, Phil: you've got Wednesday.'
My mum did some work for Trebor Bassett, who had a "Manager of Continuous Liquorice"
2nd assistant to the deputy sub-janitor
I am a Segment Manager - sadly not for Terry's, Del Monte etc
still like mine which is either "pen tester" or Penetration tester. have a friend who is director of caos.
Knew a bloke once who had "Chief Cat Herder" as a job title. He ran a dev team.
Mine's boring, but has "Global" in it. That was a gift to make up for the fact that I have no power over people in other Geos.
End of Level Boss.
This absolutely wins.
I know a guy who was a team leader in a call center and his job title was 'Phone Sheriff'. He had a hat and a badge.
I've resisited posting on this but I cant hold back anymore...
"World Class Performance leader!"
Basically I led a small team of process engineers in making more wiggets with less people / plant bla bla
I've had a career change since then...
Fluffer...
Largely an obsolete "profession" since the invention of viagra
We've just advertised for staff to apply for secondment to a "thinking team"
It being the Police I wonder how many qualified applicants you'd have. 😉