sportive and serious are oxymorons
Not for some people – there are riders who “compete” in every Sportive and god forbid a set of traffic lights should hold them up when they’re so close to setting a PB or “winning”. I heard a rider loudly proclaiming at one event how he was “in the top 20” in some Sportive event the previous week and how he’d be going for top 10 this time. It’s. Not. A. Race. 🙄
Sometimes I feel sorry for people like that, but then I also think that it’s one more person riding a bike, spending money in bike shops etc so swings and roundabouts really.
OP: Nice trolling though, picked a good subject. 7/10