a nation of STW shopkeepers

Molgrips could have a VAG tuning service and give advice on where not to try and take a caravan in the UK.

Freshly made Jam filled or ring only – certainly not custard filled

Cougar’s Specialist Dating Agency

Local personal injury lawyer.

WorldClassAccidentHelpline.

Hmmm

A Scarfolk Council Crime Prevention Shop, featuring:

Child catching equipment and scary nursery design services.

Bicycle theft protection equipment, the permenant kind.

I’d be the shop that changes every couple of years, hardware, bikes, Tyres, fridges, beer, cars, tools are all something I’ve sold, not sure what’s next!

interesting that no one has decided to open a bike shop. I’ll do that. I’ll even match online prices.

Fresh Goods Friday clothes shop – complete with Will and Hannah in the window?

interesting that no one has decided to open a bike shop. I’ll do that. I’ll even match online prices.

Ahem. Out And About bikes was proposed on page 1…

Competition is good.

“Ahem. Out And About bikes was proposed on page 1…”

do you have:

a) customer toilets

b) espresso bar

c) settees

d) a framed Shaun Palmer jersey above the till?

CalmDoon cycles has all of these and more. first 100 customers get 20% off too. Im not impressed with your Decathlon-meets-Rapha look either. You’ll be gone in a year.

Sandals and flipflops for the “Hairy” man..

…or woman

Mark’s IT Server upgrade services.

“a VAG tuning service”

brothel! of course!

“TJ’s Denim Emporium for the Over 25s”

one_happy_hippy = cannabis dealer?

in a previous life, now I have turned my horticultural skills to growing chillies and do a rather good chilli jam if I do say so myself!

Anyone dibbed the mobility scooter, vape and tattoo emporium yet?

“Anyone dibbed the mobility scooter, vape and tattoo emporium yet?”

nope. I’ve got a man with a mobile phone unlocking/accessory cart if you’re interested though. He’s keen so i can put you two together, quite the folio. Could make a killing.

Anyone up for going halves on the rent for Nickhit365 bookies?

Beds, beds, who’s for a bed now?

My shop is called The Guns Shop. Sells muscle vests and protein powder. I would also like to offer a vag tuning service on the side.

Personalised window coverings, I suppose…

Pull yourself together!

Which could also be a self help group for onanists

Snacks and trail food from me.

I’m happy to run the back street gender reassignment clinic. My wife sayes I’m not a completer finisher. She’s got a point. I’ll get rid of it some day. But what can I say, I’m cheap.

Fishing tackle.

…… Or wetsuits and surf/body boards.

Food!  I’d sell lots of food.

“a VAG tuning service”

For a sparkly VAGazzle?

I’m going to sell tomato juice and vintage pedals circa 1990-1999.

I guess I’d be the high rollin’, golf playin’, ‘never able to get an appointment’ Gigalo.

GP.

I meant GP.

DrP

do you have:

a) customer toilets

b) espresso bar

c) settees

d) a framed Shaun Palmer jersey above the till?

CalmDoon cycles has all of these and more. first 100 customers get 20% off too. Im not impressed with your Decathlon-meets-Rapha look either. You’ll be gone in a year

Nope, bit we do sell Cotic, Orange, Stanton, Hope, Royal and Endura…

Plus our jersey set is Rachel, Tracey and Peaty.

I’ve even got brochures for woodburners and Audi’s.

Joe Barnes and Danny Mac do the spannering.

Ling’s picture hangs in the loo.

😉

I’ll be the Audi dealer…….no wait Skoda

Edit … No I will not …. Beaten to it!

I could sell fire to the gods…

Or wood burners to the big hitters, at least.

Darcy’s Carpets

Surfmats driving school?

Surfmats driving school?

“Here to help you progress”

Renton’s Multicoloured Swap Shop (Under New Management)

MingTheMerciless – Hire A Dictator for a day?
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