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... and what do you want to do to them?
Gingers. I want to send them abusive Tesco christmas cards to make them weep.
Gingers was last night.
Thatcher - after all, it's all her fault
men with handbags.
Oh OK. Diabetics then. I want to tie them to the front of a van and drive them round the country until they aren't diabetic anymore.
jedwad - drowning
Parents.
Ruining my ruddy life....grumble..moan.
Late payers.
Hora! Lets beat him with sticks!!!!
See your "late payers" and raise you one Sandi Toksvig.
Investment bankers?
Father Christmas .................fat git
😐
... and anyone with a floating duckhouse.
I'm particularly upset with people who make shoddy handlebar brackets and then sell them for a fortune (i.e., pretty much everyone) this morning.
I'd quite like a floating duck house, dependent on altitude of course.
Thats quite specific Samurai. You're just trying t be the most uber-niche, aren't you?
The ****ing Post Office.
local radio deejays - should be peeled and salted
Thatcher - after all, it's all her fault
Well, if we're specifically taliking about today -
Idiot Car Drivers
Got overtaken twice whilst turning right yesterday
Utlities companies who send out letters disguised to look like letters from baliffs when the bill isn't even due.
Bullies.
[i]Thats quite specific Samurai. You're just trying t be the most uber-niche, aren't you? [/i]
I've possibly peaked too early. It's a fine line between 'uber-niche' and 'awkward cock'
I know it's yesterdays news but for me it's gingers!
[i]... and what do you want to do to them? [/i] Ask them why they have no eyebrows....freaks.
I know it's yesterdays news but for me it's gingers!... and what do you want to do to them? Ask them why they have no eyebrows....freaks.
Better... I'm a bit disappointed there's no famous personalities who need a good face-kicking yet, mind...
the DVLA
and also people that think buying a crap song by rage against the machine that was suggested to them on fatbook counts as sticking it to simon cowell/the man.
the world
all of it
i'd like to slowly cook it in it's own gasses until it boiled/froze over and the ickle furry animals can rule once more
oh 😐
[url= http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/8413526.stm ]Click[/url]These feral kids are pretty high on my list today.
dd +1
I think they're now top of my hate list for today. Hopefully someone will return the favour to them 'for fun'.
piers mogan and tim lovejoy..same as every other day
your mum
Interesting. What would you do to her corpse? Assuming there's anything left after all this time, of course...
I am full of seasonal joy, and have good will to all men, and women..
Have a nice Christmas one and all..
At last. Same here. 😉
Poor people - they produce fat children.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8412796.stm
it's for women and benders
Alesha Dixon. Still.
my university department...
despite handing in 2 hard copies, and sending 2 emailed copies, with a request to forward to the appropriate people, to the general office AFTER the general office gave me the wrong email address originally, they still FAILED to hand an ethical application form to the department ethical committee.
the ethical committee therefore did not review my application, and therefore i have no clearance to start research (which i need). i have to do it all again today.
this has set my dissertation back by a month, which is a considerable amount when i have 5 months to write the damn thing.
incompetent idiots?
yep.
sorry. what would i like to do to them? i dunno. something suitably painful though. 👿
alesha dixon is a proper media whore. when i turn my tv off im sure she is still on it!
Taxi drivers, as usual. Are they born uncts or does it take practice?
Have we mentioned Chris Moyles? If not, why not?
*kin daily wail readers, not a brain between the lot of them and take that hate fuelled excuse for a newspaper at face value
*kin daily mail non-readers, not a brain between the lot of them and too stupid to realise that nick the dick is the future of politics
*kin daily express readers - diana's dead, get over it.
*kin daily express non-readers - but her spirit lives on. ahhhhhh
*kin mps and their *kin expense claims
*kin voters that put them there
*kin broon
*kin blair
*kin bush
fekkin tv fekkin sellebrities
fekkin fekkin EVRYTHING
Peter Mandellson? Because he still breathes? Feed him to the homeless and hungrey, whilst still alive?
What have the homeless and hungry done to deserve that?
British Airways cabin Crew, bunch of over paid greedy ****ers, not flying anwhere during their strike, just think its a pointless exercise, going to do themselves out of a job, and I bet the male cabin crew all have handbags.
Woppit, the evil puppetmaster
Parcelforce who have made me stay in all morning so far and I may have to stay in till 5.30 before they pick up my parcel.
my frack'n CEO but then I frack'n hate him everyday.....if only there was a clock tower close to his office window
human beings. Bastard wierd monkeys all of them...
Parcelforce who have made me stay in all morning so far and I may have to stay in till 5.30 before they pick up my parcel.
+1 for that but in my case it is DHL. At least the weather is poo so I dont feel too bad about staying in.
I hate the Halifax! They've changed their overdraft charges to make them "simple" and "easy to understand"
Yes, it is easy to understand they are simply way more expensive than before.
Stiffed me with double overdraft charges just before Christmas.
Happy Effing Christmas you bustards!
Greenwashers
+1 for BA cabin crew, and postmen when they go on strike yet again. Not that I reeeeaaally hate any of them mind, they're all just deluded.
The Tax Man - I generally hate him \ her \ it all day every day. Some gingers are quite cute however, the BA cabin crew are a mixed bag - pretty stupid as they're committing professional suicide.
people who 'First' on comments
people who put 'end of' after their post, it never is, it's just annoying.
'shopped'
I hate the frikking architect in charge of the renovations works on my building!
today he came round to inspect the interior damage. Just an arrogant swine who will not listen and despite it being my money he is spending will not do things properly. Arguing that the standard of decoration is OK and intending to use the same contractors despite the utter mess they have made of the work so far - paint all over window, drips sags and runs in paintwork etc etc. Refusing to repair roof damage.
The worst tho was that I have a neighbour who is frail and has dementia. The architect has been told by me and by his daughter in writing that all communications must be done thru his family and in writing. Despite me standing on the landing and telling the architect this again he insisted on ringing the guys doorbell. Result - one confused upset and agitated old man
I am so angry about the treatment of my neighbour. Its quite possibly worthy of a prosecution under protection of vulnerable adults.
Buyers for major retailers.
They should be stripped naked, have seasonal vegetables inserted in every orifice and displayed in prominent end cabinet.
This over-promoted waste of oxygen;
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An insult to the Armed Forces.
rupert murdoch
simon cowell
dave360 - MemberWoppit, the evil puppetmaster
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Heh heh heh
An insult to the Armed Forces.
Nice wig though, at least it made me smile
Parcelforce here too.
Failed to deliver a parcel from CRC because it was hidden in a cupboard in their Belfast Central Depot. They claimed it had been forwarded to their Coventry distribution hub and that they would track it down. Same day I get an email from CRC saying it was back with them. Apparently the planets weren't in the proper alignment for them to do their job.
So CRC attempt re-delivery. **** only know where it is now...
It seems, however it was my fault because I ordered at a time of unusual sunspot activity which, obviously, has resulted in a massive neutrino flux rendering all their distribution systems into some kind of Gordian Knot of incomprehensible bollockness. Or something - I stopped listening...
Borders UK for going tits up three whole weeks after I buy some stuff off their website with Maestro. Books don't turn up despite being "processed" for ages now i have to join the queue of creditors to try and scrounge my cash back - nae chance I'll see it.
And Thatcher of course.
+1 for taxi drivers, we live near a fairly narrow street where cars park down one side. You can get 2 cars past each other with a little patience, but taxi drivers come hurtling through and try to force you over. Doesn't work with me I drive a 14yr old Nissan and am not that concerned about scraping it, boy do they get miffed when they have to slow down. 😈
today, yesterday, tomorrow: that Justin c*nt off CBeebies. I'd rather leave my children with Gary Glitter.
Americans,because we can
MANWELLS
Anybody with the sheer effrontery to charge 500p (that's 500 penny chews, two and a bit pints of ale, or 5 bits of tat from the pound shop) to remove a rounded bolt. Especially when person not capable of removing said bolt is willing to dispense free advice about using locks.
today, yesterday, tomorrow: that Justin c*nt off CBeebies. I'd rather leave my children with Gary Glitter.
You mean Giggle wiz doesn't float your boat?
(actually he is a c*nt, if only for having worked with the lovely and flexible Sarah-Jane Honeywell)
Karinofnine - MemberI hate the Halifax! They've changed their overdraft charges to make them "simple" and "easy to understand"
Yes, it is easy to understand they are simply way more expensive than before.
Stiffed me with double overdraft charges just before Christmas.
Happy Effing Christmas you bustards!
Yep same here, im not a nugget so the old system was extremely easy to understand. Now they have taken away my paltry interest on my current account and stiffed me if i make an odd overdraft. AArrrggghhh i hate banks. And they try to make it sound like its all my fault cos the old system was'nt simple enough. Really...are you sure thats the reason halifax, really....
I HATE BANKS. I NEED THEM BUT I SO F""KING HATE THEM
16 yr olds who think it's ok to square up to their teachers who are trying to bl***y help them!
People with bad grammar. "[i]Whom[/i] do we hate", surely?
And grammar pedants. 🙂
16 yr olds who think it's ok to square up to their teachers who are trying to bl***y help them!
What a ****! These drongos are a waste of space. I would not like to be a teacher that's for sure!
TJ don't forget to point out to him the dangerous condition of all those steps and make sure it's in writing to make the coroners job easier.
Today I am mostly hating people who expect to indulge in cost free debt & confused upset and agitated old men 😈