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... and what do you want to do to them?
Gingers. I want to send them abusive Tesco christmas cards to make them weep.
Gingers was last night.
Thatcher - after all, it's all her fault
men with handbags.
Oh OK. Diabetics then. I want to tie them to the front of a van and drive them round the country until they aren't diabetic anymore.
jedwad - drowning
Parents.
Ruining my ruddy life....grumble..moan.
Late payers.
Hora! Lets beat him with sticks!!!!
See your "late payers" and raise you one Sandi Toksvig.
Investment bankers?
Father Christmas .................fat git
😐
... and anyone with a floating duckhouse.
I'm particularly upset with people who make shoddy handlebar brackets and then sell them for a fortune (i.e., pretty much everyone) this morning.
I'd quite like a floating duck house, dependent on altitude of course.
Thats quite specific Samurai. You're just trying t be the most uber-niche, aren't you?
The ****ing Post Office.
local radio deejays - should be peeled and salted
Thatcher - after all, it's all her fault
Well, if we're specifically taliking about today -
Idiot Car Drivers
Got overtaken twice whilst turning right yesterday
Utlities companies who send out letters disguised to look like letters from baliffs when the bill isn't even due.
Bullies.
[i]Thats quite specific Samurai. You're just trying t be the most uber-niche, aren't you? [/i]
I've possibly peaked too early. It's a fine line between 'uber-niche' and 'awkward cock'
I know it's yesterdays news but for me it's gingers!
[i]... and what do you want to do to them? [/i] Ask them why they have no eyebrows....freaks.
I know it's yesterdays news but for me it's gingers!... and what do you want to do to them? Ask them why they have no eyebrows....freaks.
Better... I'm a bit disappointed there's no famous personalities who need a good face-kicking yet, mind...
the DVLA
and also people that think buying a crap song by rage against the machine that was suggested to them on fatbook counts as sticking it to simon cowell/the man.
the world
all of it
i'd like to slowly cook it in it's own gasses until it boiled/froze over and the ickle furry animals can rule once more
oh 😐
[url= http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/8413526.stm ]Click[/url]These feral kids are pretty high on my list today.
dd +1
I think they're now top of my hate list for today. Hopefully someone will return the favour to them 'for fun'.
piers mogan and tim lovejoy..same as every other day
your mum
Interesting. What would you do to her corpse? Assuming there's anything left after all this time, of course...
I am full of seasonal joy, and have good will to all men, and women..
Have a nice Christmas one and all..
At last. Same here. 😉
Poor people - they produce fat children.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8412796.stm
it's for women and benders
Alesha Dixon. Still.
my university department...
despite handing in 2 hard copies, and sending 2 emailed copies, with a request to forward to the appropriate people, to the general office AFTER the general office gave me the wrong email address originally, they still FAILED to hand an ethical application form to the department ethical committee.
the ethical committee therefore did not review my application, and therefore i have no clearance to start research (which i need). i have to do it all again today.
this has set my dissertation back by a month, which is a considerable amount when i have 5 months to write the damn thing.
incompetent idiots?
yep.
sorry. what would i like to do to them? i dunno. something suitably painful though. 👿
alesha dixon is a proper media whore. when i turn my tv off im sure she is still on it!
Taxi drivers, as usual. Are they born uncts or does it take practice?
Have we mentioned Chris Moyles? If not, why not?
*kin daily wail readers, not a brain between the lot of them and take that hate fuelled excuse for a newspaper at face value
*kin daily mail non-readers, not a brain between the lot of them and too stupid to realise that nick the dick is the future of politics
*kin daily express readers - diana's dead, get over it.
*kin daily express non-readers - but her spirit lives on. ahhhhhh
*kin mps and their *kin expense claims
*kin voters that put them there
*kin broon
*kin blair
*kin bush
fekkin tv fekkin sellebrities
fekkin fekkin EVRYTHING
Peter Mandellson? Because he still breathes? Feed him to the homeless and hungrey, whilst still alive?
What have the homeless and hungry done to deserve that?
British Airways cabin Crew, bunch of over paid greedy ****ers, not flying anwhere during their strike, just think its a pointless exercise, going to do themselves out of a job, and I bet the male cabin crew all have handbags.
Woppit, the evil puppetmaster