MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
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me - 32" waist
a pair of 36-39" leisure pants with animal form the muppets and "party animal" on the waist band!!
not a clue why i have got them!
poidh
You'll grow into them . . . 😉
On behalf of my brother may I offer the verruca removal gel I gave him.
Some old man wool socks for someone with clown feet. Must be size 18 - 25 or something daft like that. They will be getting made into sock puppets
"Cup Cake" flavoured tooth paste!! ❓
An 'I love London' mug. Might give it to elfinsafety.
Frankie Boyles latest book
As i already still have "Everybody Loves Our Town", The Keith Richards biography, The Dark Knight Returns, Spray Paint The Walls - the Black Flag story, the Dave Grohl biography and a whisky guide to read ling before i pick Boyles book up it may be hitting a charity shop
Candles, candle holder, and some weird scent oils or something.
I'm a 19 year old guy, wtf?
Also a hat, scarf, and gloves - the type they sell in petrol stations over the winter season. Wow, great, yeah, cheers.
a four hour trip to a+e after my nan took a tumble
From the perspective of whether it's something I really want, then it would be what my 4yo son got me, but then that's not actually the point is it?
Either my British garden birds calender or my heart shaped post-it notes.
Seriously, wtf goes through peoples minds?
my mum got me a new pair of washing up rubber gloves, a plug-hole unblocking contraption and an ironing board cover!
Not really what i would have wished for 😕
Nothing I can't make good use of this year so far.
I have in the past been given a plastic case that 'allows me to listen to my ipod in the shower'. Quite why I'd trust a 200 pound phone to a badly made 3 quid plastic case is beyond me but I guess the thought was nice.
Hope yer nan is not too bad and gets well soon, Jonah Tonto.
Also a hat, scarf, and gloves - the type they sell in petrol stations over the winter season. Wow, great, yeah, cheers.
Jeeze, the ungratefulness of today's Yute Dem. When I were a lad, I'duv bin most grateful for such luuriries, as the may have helped taken the edge off when we coon't afford to heat our council flat. 😥
Actually, the heating was a communal system which was really very efficient and effective, and cost nowt extra on top of the rent. Ah but how I can but only dream of such warmth...
An 'I love London' mug. Might give it to elfinsafety.
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Email in profile. 😉
So, by your reckoning that any present is a good present and that there are plenty of people who've gone without, there wouldn't be a problem sending a pair of 3-D viewing glasses to a family of have nots, or a Rolls Royce bonnet badge, or a tin of paint?
A bit of thought to the suitability might be a good idea too, no?
The 'Broons' annual again , I didn't like It as a kid and my opinions haven't changed 30 years later.
I like to buy those festive nut selections for those who I know to have nut allergies.
But then that's the kind, caring, thoughtful and considerate sort of Elf I am. 😀
Cashews are good for me, if you're buying.
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Funnily enough I've just had some cashews what me mum brought round t'other day. Very nice they were too.
Lucky me, no snogging tonight with the elfin...
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I shall search out an "I hate London" mug for you for next year, elf.
i used to get given a box liquorish allsorts at crimbo (i hate liquorish).never had the heart to tell them though (it's the thought that counts 😉
an intense bout of ulcerative colitis
Yunki, feel for you there mate, me too, I wonder if it was due to eating at lunchtime for a change, hope you feel better soon...
Cleaning up human shit and having the smell in my nostrils all day.
A sweex 'MP4/AAC Player' which cleverly doesn't play MP4 or AAC files 😆
Lipgloss! Can't fault my Grandma for trying to turn me into a proper girl though 😛 Lot's of nice presents too (although for once I was more excited about watching the family open what I'd bought them!)
human shit
Difficult to wrap I would imagine.
I got a unicycle from secret santa 😯 i'm bad enough on two wheels!
Wifey got me a tea-towel with instructions on how to wash up on it......
Difficult to wrap I would imagine.
Put in tupperware/plastic container.
I'm balding and shave my head regularly. Shampoo from SIL not even a cheapo one as a joke but an expensive bottle.?
An A4 pad. It'll get used, but it was bizarre LOL
BSOD on Xmas day ... damn pooter.
A bloody Rapha merino long sleeve polo shirt that fits perfectly and makes me look slim, given to me by my 3 grown up kids.
NOW I'VE GOT NOTHING TO BE ANGRY ABOUT. GRRRRRRR.
Call me mad or sad but I'm seeing a lot of gifts on here that I really fancy-I'll PM you all.
Gotta love those heart shaped post its.
No bad presents this year, rarely get any 🙂 Secret santa maybe, got some singing socks...
Put in tupperware/plastic container.
And leave on a sunny windowsill for a week before sending.
James Corden autobiography from my mum. FFS!
How many pages does it need to say 'fat annoying pr**k!'
A fridge magnet with a calendar round the edge, framing a photo of my friends new baby. Will go nice with the Christmas card they sent (with the photo of the baby on). Many thanks.
Oh, also, a picture of my dad on a beach in Barbados or somewhere in swimming trunks, in the sea, in dazzling sunshine, on Christmas day.
Cheers dad.
'fat annoying pr**k!
Bit harsh on your mother!
Nah, she loves it! 🙂
david beckham shower gel, because I'm worth it
For the first time in years my parents took note of what was on my Christmas list, went to their LBS (70 miles from where I live) and bought me a Lezyne track pump that I'd asked for.......
Well, not quite the one I asked for - the one I asked for would have done road and MTB tyres, but they bought me the MTB, 70psi version.
They were so pleased with themselves, I didn't have the heart to point out the error.
Still, the 8 pint keg of Adnams Broadside kind of made up for the track pump error!
An A4 pad. It'll get used, but it was bizarre LOL
I got paper, although I asked for it 😛 I was writing my lecture notes of various bits of scrap paper in the last week of term cos I couldn't bring myself to actually buy paper!
10 [b]SECONDHAND[/b]golf balls off the wife!!
10 SECONDHANDgolf balls off the wife!!
Sorry, she gave the [b]NEW[/b] ones to me...
😉 😀
Clearly you wife DOES have the balls in your household 😉
her logic was "well your going to lose them all anyway"
fair point.
hehehe
Acute bronchitis..... was one thing I didn't ask for this year, got it anyway 😐
I got paper, although I asked for it I was writing my lecture notes of various bits of scrap paper in the last week of term cos I couldn't bring myself to actually buy paper!
Don't you have public printers in your uni? Don't tell me they have locks on the paper draws.
HTH.
A fairly ugly heavy fleecy ill-fitting jacket thing which will go straight in the chairty bag. But everything else was great, including a Star Trek calendar which will go straight to work and two lovely cufflink shirts.
Wife brought me tickets to go and see frankie Boyle, can't stand the bloke, he's a c0ck!
Swap for my british garden birds calender or my heart shaped post-its?
Or if you chuck in a tenner for a couple of pints whilst I'm there you can have both?
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The offending trousers!!
Deal!
Was given a Cool Box once ?
Must have read someone else's mind as i didn't want one
I received a fun 18 inch high cheap plastic fun fair game, (the one that shuffles the pennies forward and eventually drops a few. Included are plastic pennies to start to fill the trays. The saving grace is that there were not batteries so I didn't have to waste my time setting it up. Where does my mum get this shit from? And why does she waste her money? Unreal. How weird is it that my mum has no idea what I might like or be semi interested in.
A really crap cheap cefetiere off someone who has been to my house and had coffee from me .....
We have numerous cafetieres of differing sizes and a mukka and moka ! ( and now i really crappy cafetiere that when used lets coffee right by the filter ! )
Nothing 🙂
cruzheckler
they look great, simply take them back to the shop and get the correct size.. or eat more pasties til they fit!
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I have up for grabs a self stirring mug (yes really, it's powered by batteries), and a red sports car computer mouse.
I received a fun 18 inch high cheap plastic fun fair game, (the one that shuffles the pennies forward and eventually drops a few
sounds cool would you take £10