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Eff off Bojjer*
*insert word choice here
Renew driving license
Work recommences tonight.
Watching live cricket
Thank you Freesports
Zimbabwe versus ****stan
Should be working
holiday. weekend. hell.
Feel like crap.
Bollocks to work
Another bloody cold!
jab me up
Rancid fart brewing.
Cheese Scones Baked
have more fun
get sleaze done
Office
Chippy
Stench
Get brain working
By the beach
Gin and Tonic
Sixty
Years
Old
Cup of tea
Home made burgers
Happy birthday Donald
Mediation isn't working
Had giant poo.
Made room for.
Chip shop Friday!
Bike ride today
Another confusing week
Too much work.
New cycle shoes
Can't be arsed
Second jab aches
Rain has stopped 😎
Election
Result
Despair
Hay fever sucks
Campervan weekend outing
Job offer decisions
Clucking hate Boris
JeZ
Marvellous sunny commute
Horrendous sore throat
The gig's ****ed.
At the doctors
Home schooling again.
Make it stop.
Please, please, please.
Make it stop.
🙂
Venture capitalist meeting
In one hour
Soudough pizzas tonight!!!!!!!!!!
Cheese and pickle
WHEN IS BEER?!?!?!?
Failed test, gutted.
Better start packing!
It is Friday
Let's be happy
No cricket Saturday
Its gonna rain
We so excited.
Brussels opens up
F*** you SQA
Work
Work
Work
Drunk
Purchases
Expensive
Hurting all over
Hope to ride
Mental Health Problems
Break Next Week
Gissa geyser geezer
Drunk
Purchases
Expensive
What
You
Get?
Farted in office
Stealth mission accomplished
Roadie lunch break
Mental Health Problems
Depression is shit
Enjoy your break
New job stress
Bloody raining agin
Riding. Reffing. Resting 🙂
Fargo is Aces
Finished night shifts.
Nothing to add.
What
You
Get?
Two
Shakedry
Jackets 😱
Frame
Bar
Bags
No
Regrets
Tho
Drinking
Guinness
Again
Late Friday Finish
Seasonal Affective Disorder
Steak For Dinner
Awake since three
Gym - work - vodka
Be kind folks
Really Shit Weather
IT system failure
Or probably most accurate
Cant be arsed
Cheeky Bastards United
Should I stay?
Pissing Down Again
I give up
Camping. Waterproofs. Thermals.
hate most colleagues
manipulative greasy weasels
death too good
Please, stop raining!
