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Stranger: OH NO
You: me lady
You: you likey lady
Stranger: omfg i just licked you
You: you likey singletrack
Stranger: DID YOU LIKE IT
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Stranger: Helo
Stranger: hello
You: Now then, now then, jangle, jangle, jewellery, jewellery...
Stranger: What?
You: Now then young man, what can I fix for you ?
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You: i just sharted
You: gotta go
Stranger: dubai?
Just got the same person twice in a row!
Thought i'd caught 1 of you out, but know she really was a slapper!!
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Stranger: 18 f uk
Stranger: me
Stranger: nicole
Stranger: wet
Stranger: hirny
Stranger: horny*
Stranger: need a dik
Stranger: 😮
You: do you singletrack?
Stranger: ?
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Stranger:asl
you: do you singletrack
stranger:yeah
you: cool wanna singletrack with me
Stranger: i have to be honest i have no idea what your on about
you:what you riding?
stranger: what is singletracking
you: it involves getting dirty and sweaty and lots of heavy breathing
you: and you can do it on your own or in large groups
stranger: lol
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Not an exact transcript but they all seem to go:
Stranger: boy?
You: yes
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This is a hoot.
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl ?
You: I'M BRIAN BLESSED!!!!!!!
Stranger: cool '-'
You: 70 something /male/top of everest
You: have you seen any of my films?
Stranger: i don't know who are you '-'
You: Really..... try this one:
You: GORDON'S ALIVE!!!!!!
Stranger: nothing '-'
Stranger: really
You: where are you typing from then?
Stranger: are you famous ?
Stranger: i'm from the hell '-'
You: know ye nothing of Sir Brian of Blessed?
Stranger: i've never listened nothing about this '-'
You: I'm astounded. Google me and see what you missed!
Stranger: no '-'
Stranger: i don't wanna know '-'
Hmmm......
you: i'll be your dog
you: woof
you:woof
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You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: where are you from?
You: peru
You: you?
Stranger: denmark.
Stranger: what time is it in peru?
You: now in england, was left at paddington station
You: i live with the browns now
Stranger: oh
You: I still see my aunt lucy
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Clearly not a paddington bear fan
Borrox, my attempt to conduct a Rod Stewart-chat failed.
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Stranger: hi =]
You: I am sailing, I am sailing,
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Stranger: hi!
You: ????? ??
Stranger: how are you?
You: ¿ no? 's?u??? ll?? ???? ?,?
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You: pingu
You: mwah mwah mwah
Stranger: pingu?
You: pingo
Stranger: pingo?
You: pongo
Stranger: pongo?
You: stinky
Stranger: stinky?
You: its just a jump to the left
You: then a step to the riiiiiggggghhtttt
Stranger: i like doggy style sorry
You: put your hands on your hips
You: and bend your knees in time
Stranger: hokey pokey u can kiss my ass
Dumbass
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Stranger: can you suck me d**k for me PLEASE? i havent goten any in three years. i havent had a wet p***y around my d**k in five years. (i turned gay around two years ago, but now im straight) i really want my d**k to go in you. slowly at first. then fast. i want someone to **** for hours until you scream and cum squirts out your c**t at 54 miles per hours. i want you to be breathless and than we'll do it again. sound good?
You: which lube
Stranger: mhmm i want someting spicey that makes my dick tingle
You: erm, rock and roll extreme, probably sting a bit, that do?
Stranger: YES PLEASE!
You: take a while to set up, give me a min or 2...
Stranger: take as long as you want baby
You: how did you know my age?
You: Right, you ready to lube
Stranger: even better babies p****s are tight
Stranger: mhmm;) go ahead
You: where's the chain
You: Oi!
Stranger: under the bed
Stranger: you found it?
You: its no good there
You: we can't lube without the chain
Stranger: well GET IT OUT!
Stranger: im already in possision
You: Hang on, looks like you might need a new cass and rings,
Stranger: whatever it takes;)
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thread hi jack sorry
i just got sent this link through omegle. some swedish band that have been going for about 4 day's.
http://www.myspace.com/apegaofnabis
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Stranger: Hello
Stranger: if yourrrrrrrr
You: its just a jump to the ledt
Stranger: happy and you know it clap your hands
Stranger: if yourrrrr
You: monkey
Stranger: happy and you know it clap your hands
Stranger: if your happy and you know it
Stranger: and you really want to show it
Stranger: if your happy and you know it clap your hands
Stranger: 😀
You: can only clap one handed you selfish bastard the dog ate the other one
Stranger: Yay this is so gay
Stranger: 😛 sorry you are now offically gay
You: you are only gay if you take bitch
Stranger: lmfaoooo
You: we are the nights of the round table
You: ni
Stranger: I am King Author
You: author? what you writing
Stranger: Arthor
You: ah stephen king author
Stranger: Yes that one
You: bonus write one about a monkey
Stranger: I'm writing a book about this guy I met on Omegle
Stranger: He was gay. And he finally realized it after a long time of thinking
You: really? sounds like a good start
Stranger: Yes and he was always talking about monkeys
You: monkey lover
Stranger: lol
You: your gonna watch me sapnk my monkey
Stranger: Hell no
Stranger: That's sick dude
Stranger: You need to stop abusing that monkey
You: it likes it, don't worry
Stranger: *vomits*
You: his name is bubbles
Stranger: Okay Michael Jackson
You: he can see you
Stranger: You need to refill your prescription
You: he is an attack monkey
You: flies too
Stranger: 😛 your a wack job
Stranger: Probably hit on the head as a infant
You: monkey did it
Stranger: Yes you love monkey dug
LOL
unless it was one of you lot, just had a nice chat to a bloke in Brazil after making him jump with the Dinosaur. At least he had a sense of humour. Hours of merriment!
Stranger: asl
You: no
Stranger: yes
You: no
You: its so gay.
You: asl..
You: asl..
Stranger: ys
Stranger: am lesbo lol
You: cos men hate you
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Stranger: Shit faced mother ****ers. Man. Shit faced mother ****ers. . .
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Stranger: Best
Stranger: troll
Stranger: ever.
lovin it
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You: which tyres for the alps?
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seems fimilar...
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Stranger: hihi
You: Hi Hi Hoi
You: Ne
Stranger: how're you?
You: Im Okay an u
Stranger: good
You: what you doin
Stranger: eatin dinner, what time is it for you?
You: 23:21
You: but I had cheese for tea again
Stranger: ah
You: what did you have for dinner
You: Do you like cheese
Stranger: yes
Stranger: mussels
You: Big ones?
Stranger: decent size
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Stranger: Hi
Stranger: where are you from?
You: England, and you?
Stranger: Brazil
Stranger: WHAT
Stranger: DO
Stranger: U
Stranger: THINK
Stranger: ABOUT
Stranger: BRAZIL?
You: Not a lot,
You: DO
You: You
You: tthink
You: about
You: stockton-on-tees
Stranger: wut?
You: stockton-on-tees?
You: google it?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: I googled it.
You: Are you really from Brazil?
Stranger: I'll see da photos
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: Why?
You: Get out of here!
You: Bet you live in tamworth!
Stranger: omg
Stranger: You city likes cool
Stranger: What?
You: Where in Brazil?
You: Do you like Ronaldo?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: Santos, SP.
You: I had a lot of cheese for tea, do you have cheese in Brazil
Stranger: The biggest garden front beach
Stranger: Yes, I have.
Stranger: But I don't like so much.
You: What is the staple diet in Brazil?
Stranger: What?
Stranger: I'll translate
Stranger: lol
Stranger: U use ****in slangs
Stranger: The staple diet is MCDonald's
Stranger: lol
You: Gotta do something with all those cows you raise on the ex-rainforest I guess Hu?
Stranger: I didn't that.
Stranger: E brilha muito no Corinthians.
You: no lo creo
Stranger: tu hablas spañol, cabrón?
You: maricnes?
You: maricon
Stranger: viadón
Stranger: sujo
Stranger: pobre
Stranger: gat
Stranger: gay*
You: have you ever had sex with a real person?
Stranger: stfu
You: MTFU!
You: Bitch
Stranger: /b/
Stranger: I'm from /b/
Stranger: Now u r ****'d.
You: Have you got a gun?
Stranger: Guy, I'll woke with bugs in your face.
You: How will you put the bugs there?
Stranger: You got ****ed and I found your IP. Maybe the Anonymous will like it. See you in your next life.
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Stranger: Hello, i m male 29 year and i search girl for cam 🙂
You: Bad news then
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You: Clipped in or flatties?
Stranger: 21 m here u
some scary people on there this time of night, frightened me so I gave up
I've just lost 2 hours of my life talking absolute rubbish to strangers on the internet.
another day on STW then.
Strange site.
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You: are you the farmer?
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not a fan then!
Stranger: hey,
Stranger: asl?
You: did you hear micheal jackson had a heart attack?
Stranger: wtf? really?
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Stranger: Vagina
Stranger: vagina
Stranger: i want to have sex with your vagina
You: Singletrack?
Stranger: wait, what?
You: Singletrack?
You: What, wait?
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You: Singletrack?
Stranger: heh?
You: Singletrack. do you? Are you one of the bretheren?
Stranger: never heard of
You: We havr ordained to meet in this space for the lycra lashings. Will you join us brother (or sister)? If so I shall forward you the code.
You: have*
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I [i]love[/i] how this thread is already the top result in google for "do you singletrack"! 😀
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Stranger: egg
You: baaon
You: bacon
Stranger: ****s
You: errr. no.
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Stranger: 🙂
You: ?
Stranger: 🙂
You: :0
Stranger: :()
You: :()
You: 🙂
Stranger: XP
You: No vista
You: Sorry!
Stranger: lmao
You: Not really, MAC
Stranger: haha
You: :)))))
You: 😛
Stranger: asl?
You: adsl? about 2meg, bit slow really
Stranger: asl? age, sex, location
You: Ohh, yes I have all of them
Stranger: what?
Stranger: lol
You: Your 21, f & from Solihull
Stranger: nope
You: Oh must be someone else then
Stranger: yep
Stranger: 16 m usa
You: but I thought you had a brummie accent?
Stranger: no
You: Do you Singletrack?
Stranger: singletrack?
You: You know STW
Stranger: stw
Stranger: ?
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Thanks everyone, you've just brightened up my morning. I'm almost crying with laughter at some of the conversations.
haha, i was halfway through this when my boss walked in - i was trying not to laugh 😆
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Stranger: ach-tung!
You: please don't say asl
You: ok, you didn't
You: achtung indeed, baby
Stranger: ach-tung!l'
You: i don't think it's going to work out. it's not you, it's me. i'm sorry. it's over.
Stranger: i love you
You: don't say that
You: you don't mean it
Stranger: you know its true
Stranger: since the start
Stranger: all the flirting
Stranger: and the ach-tung!
You: oh god, it's hard enough already
Stranger: you knew...
You: i did, i did
Stranger: love me
Stranger: like you did before
You: i can't
Stranger: you must
You: goodbye
Stranger: pwease
Stranger: tell me your name again
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Stranger: hi
You: greetings
Stranger: u have no life.
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harsh one!
Emailed by a friend from last night's fun and games:
Stranger: my name is parth
You: ah. you like to do the wild thing?
Stranger: wer u from
You: Holland
Stranger: im from india
You: Ah. I think I spoke to you. Do you work in a call centre?
Stranger: no
You: I rang you about my Broadband
Stranger: im 16
Stranger: im studyin
You: but you couldnt fix it
You: you told me to reboot the modem.
You: I did that but it still disconnects me
You: can you fix it?
Stranger: n i dont work>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
You: I need a new modem then?
You: can you send one?
Stranger: i dont work we arent allowed to work below the age of 18
You: are you studying to work in a call centre?
Stranger: noooooooooooooooooo
You: It could have been someone else with the same name as you?
Stranger: im in the 10th grade
You: Do you know Petre Patel?
Stranger: nope
You: He is from India
Stranger: no!
You: He works in the hotel I work in
You: Are you sure you dont know him?
You: Hes from India too.
Stranger: yes i dont no him
You: And he doesnt work in a call centre either!
You: Too much coincidence I think?
You: So. What is wrong with my modem?
Stranger: we have a population of a billion here
You: yeah, but how many of you dont work in call centres?
Stranger: 89 percent
You: Are you sure about that?
Stranger: nothin wrong with ur modem
You: How do you know? I thought you said you didnt work in a call centre????
Stranger: I dont!
You: but how did you check my modem????
Stranger: I didnt?
You: you said there was nothing wrong with it?
You: now, can you fix my broadband it keeps diconnecting me.....
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Stranger: U girl?
You: boo
You: did i scare you?
You: woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: No
Stranger: R u girl?
You: maybe
You: maybe not
Stranger: Tell me
You: a story?
Stranger: Tell me if u r male or female
You: bit of both, i'm in touch
You: what are you then?
Stranger: M
Stranger: U got a dick?
You: no i know a richard though
You: he could love you long time
Stranger: USA?
You: big country likes to blow things up?
Stranger: Do u live in usa?
You: technically it would be "do you live in the USA?"
Stranger: K
Stranger: Do u?
You: nope
You: u?
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rogerthecat in there with a mildly racist one already!
Stranger: hi
You: Fish
Stranger: chicken
You: I likes fish
Stranger: me too
Stranger: fishes are cute
You: Where youz at dooode
You: Aw come on .....
Stranger: ahahaha
You: So telll me.....do you singletrack?
Stranger: yupp
You: Really, the whole nine yards?
Stranger: uh hu
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Stranger: heyo
You: show me wax on wax off
Stranger: wax [on]
Stranger: wax [off]
You: good daniel-san good. show me paint the fence
Stranger: how the **** can i show you by writing?
You: ah, beginner luck
You: show me sand the floor
Stranger: sand floor YEAH
You: good. again
Stranger: *punches "stranger" in the face*
You: against crane there is no defence
You: eee-ya
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Stranger: hey
You: hi
You: you singletrack?
Stranger: yeah
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How the hell did i miss this.