Buffalo Solders - A bison gets an apprenticeship in a pcb factory.
OK, Sc-Fi now.....
Close Encounters of the hird Kind - After an encounter with Thora Hird, a line worker feels undeniably drawn to an isolated area in the wilderness (Yorkshire) where something spectacular is about to happen ....to Compo.
Kira - A secret military project endangers Neo-Tokyo when it turns a biker gang member into a rampaging psychopath that appears in period dramas.
The mega Man - Army doctor Robert Neville struggles to create a cure for the plague that wiped out most of the human race while all the time thinking he is the coolest dude alive.
Oman Holiday - Desert romp starring Gregory Peck and Audrey Hepburn. Continues after the News at Ten.
Tar Trek - To boldly lay roads where no one has gone before
The Princess Ride - Unearthed home footage belonging to the late Dodi Al Fayed
Lara Croft: Tomb Rider - well-endowed young woman gets jiggy in the cemetery
The Man In the Ron Mask - Harrowing tale of the black man trapped inside Ron Atkinson's body
All Quit on the Western Front - "Sod this for a game of soldiers"
Topic Thunder - It's a bad day for the STW chat forum as all the big-hitters arrive on the bike helmet-join a union-Tory bashing super thread to end all threads.....
Close Encounters of the Third Kin - Being undeniably drawn to your relatives (a tale of everyday Norfolk folk)
House of 100 Corpses - Rob Zombie's not so impressive sounding sequel
True Les - Harrowing biopic of a sports presenter
Capon - An emasculated rooster gets involved in organised crime
Despicable M - 007's boss' hilarious attempts to luring bond into a sexual encounter, will Q join in? find out in cinemas this friday!
Hoff - Jack Nicolson plays David in this bio-pic.
Erms of Endearment - He knows he loves her, he just doesn't know how to say it..
Karate KD
Lesbian folk singer takes on all comers in this martial arts romp
The hunt for ed october - Tommy Lee jones plays a stern looking military type on a mission to find the crime lord Ed October
Letter from Iwo Jima.
A guy called Jim, who has awful handwriting, finds that his letters have turned up in strange places, due to the postal service being unable to read the address on the envelopes.
The Tran Sorter - Jason Statham has to work out which of the bevvy of beauties that he's with are men, with hilarious consequences.
'arry Lyndon - Frank Bruno as a lovable rogue trying to pass as aristocracy in 18th century ireland
Fags of Our Fathers - Teenagers going through the ashtrays in their dads sheds
The ink panther – Bumbling French detective follows large cat tracks after it knocked over bottle of Qwink
Chariots of ire – Really pissed off blokes race horse drawn vehicles in slow motion on beach (but not on Sundays)
Death of an alesman – Sad passing of a local brewery proprietor
...must get on with some work!!
Yep, bored this evening.....
Fight Cub - An insomniac office worker and a devil-may-care soap maker form an underground bear fighting club that transforms into a violent revolution.
The Magnificent Sven - An oppressed peasant village team hire a manager who just might get them out of the most oppressed league in Mexico.
The World's Fatest Indian - The life story of New Zealander Burt Munro, who spent years building a 1920 Indian mobility scooter so he could get into town for donuts.
1 Angry Men - A dissenting juror in a murder trial slowly manages to convince the others that the dark skinned accussed gentleman is actually guilty, starring Jim Davidson.
Blimey these are brilliant. Best thread ever.
Beauty and The Best : The story of Two hot models and a pissed up footballer..
All Quiet on The Western Font - Larry's typewrite is broken, can he fix it in time?
The odfather
A middle aged gangster with an unhealthy obsession of 29" singlespeeds
Oman Holiday - Audrey Hepburn on vacation in the middle east
Roma Holiday - Audrey Hepburn goes off travelling in a horse drawn caravan..
Seven rides for seven brothers: a big family cycling holiday biopic
Men: a film with no mutants in it whatsoever
'Arry on Camping: Mr Redknapp goes off into the woods to escape the Euro Champs and to come to terms with his feelings (and to open a new bank account for his dog)
Escape to Victor
Ragtag band of PoW's create an audacious escape plan in which they form an unlikely amdram group to take part in the 1944 german Amdram championships. Their performance of 'One Foot in the Grave' has their guards rolling around in hysterics at which point they make their escape through the make up room.
"Time Out - I don't BELLLLIIIIIEEEEVVVVEEE how contrived this story is"
Also:
One Foot in the Rave
Peglegged grumpy pensioner takes a wrong turn on the M25 one night and loses the next 12 hours of his life in a swirl of neon and MDMA in a field near High Wycombe.
Loita - Teenage dyslexic Ray goes after an underage girl.
ran man - the sequel to running man
The Empire Trikes Back - Julius Caesar re-conquers 21st century Britain by traversing the centures in a DeLorean three-wheeler
Fried Green Tomatos at the Whilstlestop Caf - Ian Beale gets threatened by the local council and the mitchel brothers after peggy gets food poisoning.
Seven rides for seven brothers - looks likes they all scored!
Unreakable - Samuel L Jackson proves that his deodorant stands up to any challenge.
Obocop - 21st century cop fights crime with string instruments
Ho Fuzz - nuff said
ill bill vol 2 - back with more ailments
Sinal Tap - A made up band go on tour with a heavy cold.
arousel - Musical in which a travelling fairground worker uses his horse based ride to pick up girls
Wet Side Story - Government information film about the perils of sleeping in the wet patch
antasia - one half of the well known presenting duo tours the far east alone
Das Bot - Claustrophobic journey into the nether regions
1 Angry Men. One mans stuggles against poor grammar on internet forums
Tree colours: Red - A beautiful French woman discovers the true meaning of friendship using only a step ladder and a spray gun.
Get carer - Michael Caine travels back to Newcastle to find the woman who's been stealing his elderly brothers belongings in a residential home.
Gone with the win - the heartbreaking tail of how Jennifer Aniston leaves her loving husband played by vince vaughn after he wins 53million dollars. bitch.
Pretty Oman
Julia Roberts is romanced by Richard Gere in the Arabian Peninsular
Icky Christina Barcelona - Chrissy finds out why you shouldn't drink from the fountains.
Die Har -- german film about scotch mist.
Bogie Nights - Nasal activities of the 70's porn industry
Col Runnings - a team of Jamaican sprinters enter the "unknown" sport of fell running
Fee Willy - story about a bloke in the Pron industry.
Lose Encounters of the Third Kind - story about a bloke a hill, a spaceship that he can't remember quite where he put it.
Contac - Jody Foster in a "I hear a signal" but confused in a slightly drowsy way.
The Italian Jo - A story of a young boy with Italian parents who finds himself struggling to make friends due to the fact his name is spelt like a girls.
Pace Jam - an action packed thriller about a group of enthusiastic pensioners who make jam in super quick time
Aging Bull - Rocky Bilbao as played by Stallone, now.
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Stallone tries to throw straight arrows
Bade Runner - semi sifi spoof about a bloke running off in to the distance
The Hose of Flying Daggers - Chinese gardener tries to beat the ban with unconventional water substitute.
Ar America - Surreal time-travel war film where Mel Gibson recruits pirates to supply illicit arms to the Vietnamese.
Mouli Rouge - Ewan MacGregor and Nicole Kidman in Baz Luhrmann's extravagant musical homage to kitchen equipment.
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Jurassic Ark - Two triceratops, check. Two diplodoci, check. Two tyrannosaurus rex, oh crapola....RUN!
The Sining - Horror flick about a bloke who feels guilty a lot.
Hoe Alone - a 10yr old boy is left to weed the garden while his family are away on holiday
Full Meal Jacket - Bunch of Army types out for a Ginsters in town.
Ineption - layers upon layers of useless people, but are they really all as clueless as we think?
AndHi - (almost) about a bloke who walks across a continent and says "Hi" a lot.
Carface - That Stallone bloke again in "does my jaw look like a 70's Lincoln Continental" shocka.
Who Ramend Roger Rabbit - cartoon bunny gets taken from behind (sorry)
Airplan - an army of pedants build a plane to take off from a conveyor belt.
Mr. Doubtfire - Robin Williams in a "hilarious" turn as Mrs Doubtfire, her alcoholic husband, their cat, an out of work actor and the rest of the cast
A ROM With a View - a PC getting all uppity about peeking out of window in Florence.
Marley & M - Documentary about the hitherto unknown role that the reggae and rasta icon played in the British secret service during the 60s
Field of Reams - Iowa farmer in fields full of paperwork shocka.
Schindler's Lit - WW2 drama about a prison camp bathed in light.
BTW is it wrong that I'd actually like to see some of these made?
Video Rome - Debbie Harry films disturbing scenes in Italy
Forest Gum - "life is just like a box of Bubble Gum"
JK - Ex USA president in "I also sing smooth funky Jazz Maaan"
Cent of a Woman - High school kids needs money so she baby sits a lot.
The Ion King - furry atom seeks to control the jungle.
Roundhog Day - fat pig keeps eating and wonders why he's repeating the same thing over and over and over again.
Yes Wide Shut - A New York City doctor, who is married to an art curator, pushes himself on a harrowing and dangerous night-long odyssey of sexual and moral discovery, just can't say No!!
1 Monkey(s) - In a future world devastated by disease, Brad Pitt is sent back in time to gather information about the man-made virus that wiped out most of the human kind.
Dumb and Umber - Jim Carey in a dirt(y) movie.
Oraline - A family moves to the country, and the girl has trouble adjusting. She begins having adventures in another world where the people have buttons for eyes and clean there teeth a lot.
Harry Otter and the Half-Blood Prince - Harry sets out on a quest on a river with Dumbledore, for the key to defeating Voldemort.
(n)Glourious Basterds - A small group of Jewish soldiers are dropped behind enemy lines in World War 2, and they create chaos "darrrhling".
Blades of Gory - ice dance rivalry descends into slash horror fest
American Pi: A maths genius fails to get laid in a number of humorous but utterly predictable encounters.
The Men Who Stare At Gats - The military starts research in psychic warfare with small .22 pellet guns.
Sherlock Homes - Holmes has to fight against a man who supposedly came back to life and has plans to destroy the place he lives in.
The Longest Da - saga of a very tall Irish father
Ark star - Noah's sensational 'Palestine's got talent' victory
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double post, sorry
The Ark Knight - Batman fights the mafia, the Joker, and Two Face, but he also has to deal with a flood of biblical proportions.
Drill it Taylor - Three kids hire a bodyguard to protect them against two bullies in high school who need pictures hanging.