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2 - jack bauer's got a terrorist to stop, and it needs to be done by lunch.
Seven Ponds (2008) We follow Charlie Dimmock as she embarks on a week of landscape gardening.
Well, if we can include TV as well;
Lackadder - A dearth of serpents.
The Chin Syndrome - Kirk Douglas fears that the dimple in his chin will go right through his head
Peed - Keanu Reaves has a little accident.
Casio Royale - 007 with a blinged up rubber watch.
Uno - Young girl gets pregnant in the back of an Italian car.
Stan by me - Coming of age tale whereby a white rapper's fan disposes of his girlfriend's body by some railway lines in the 50s.
Once upon a Tim in Mexico - A catholic missionaries struggle in south America.
SAR Wars - Search and Rescue teams go head to head in a "last man standing" battle.
Fight of the Navigator - A middle aged couple argue bitterly while driving laps of the M25 due to the wife's indecisiveness about which junction to take.
Austin Power - a dodgy-toothed swinger croons "yeah baby yeah" at his vintage Allegro.
Op Gun - homo-erotic masterpiece about a maverick surgeon trying to develop ballistic techniques in general surgery.
Best. Thread. For. Ages!
Top Gu - one mans struggle to make the poshest puddings.
Pup Fiction - A story about small dogs.
American Pi - A group of horny teenagers overcome their urges and concentrate on revising for their maths exam.
Breakfast Cub - 80's brat pack classic explores the morals of eating young bears.
Jungle Boo - Mowgli gets his commupance after scaring all the jungle residents with his antics.
Piranha 3 - Three fish in a bowl
Piranha 3D - 3D remake of three fish in a bowl
Pul fiction - censory deprivation (as opposed to sensory ;))
All Quiet on the Western Font - A young [s]soldier[/s]graphic designer faces profound disillusionment in the soul-destroying horror of [s]World War I[/s] choosing the best font for a client brochure
The English Patent - a horribly burned pilot files a patent.
The Stig - a racing driver cons several folk during American recession
Dirty Doze - twelve prisoners of war have a nap
Bring me the HED of Alfredo Garcia
Tension mounts as a top Mexican time-trialist can't find his rear wheel.
On Air - Nicolas Cage and John Malkovic overact their way out of a paper bag as US radio DJs
Sakes on a plane - Samuel L Jackson gets slowly more and more drunk on a Japanese airliner
Tins - Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny Devito find each other through a common interest of canned food
Hat - Robert De Niro and Al Pacino wear a hat in a film that's much longer than it should be
The Usual Suspect - a short film where Verbal Kent is identified as Kaiser Soze within 5 minutes
Great thread 😀
Independance Da - Irish farmer's son's struggle to move to the big city
Oh Bother, Where Art Thou? - An Amish man searches for the keys to his barn.
Goofellas - Gangsters eat cadbury creame eggs
Sorry if these have been done:
The God, the bad and the Ugly - There is only one winner in this gunfight
Downall - Hitler doesnt like losing and gets the Nazi party out on strike
The Dead Poo - Dirty Harry earns his nickname
The Unbearable Lightness of Bing - Daniel Day-Lewis gives up in the end and uses Google
10 Dalmations - Not that impressive
Wall – In the distant future, a lonely piece of brickwork seeks friendship on a ravaged planet Earth
Bing! John Malkovich – the highly regarded actor voices a talking elevator
The Brothers Rimm - gay incest porn
Dirty Arry – Spurs manager seeks revenge after England job snub
A Knight's Ale - A young would-be nobleman joins CAMRA
The Sud - Middle aged actresses career revived in steamy film about a laundrette
Sum Dog Millionaire - mathematically brilliant canine cracks the lottery
The Longest Da - tallest father in Ireland goes to war
The Exocist - life story of the man who fired the missile at HMS Sheffield
The Superrass - seafish spills the beans on organised crime and goes into hiding
Fiddler on the Roo - The heartwarming tale of a compulsive Australian self abuser who finds true love with a marsupial.
Nchanted - follow NDubs in their dream of chanting their way into reality.
Attack of the 5ft woman - a city centre Friday night
Mutiny on the Bunty - an editorial disgreement in the offices of a girls' comic
An American Werewolf i London - The classic is back - with Yorkshire dialect subtitles.
Brie Encounter - A womans ilicit relationship with a piece of cheese she found at a station.
Eternal Sunshine of the Potless Mind - A couple stop smoking weed and remember that they were happier apart.
Eight Mil - Emminem stars in this much abridged cut
I'll let you lot decide which letter from the first word to remove)
The Count of Monte Christo - He aint a nice man.
Star Trek: The Search for Sock - A very quiet day on the Enterprise.
The silence of the labs - a dog lover sets out to remove the voice box of all living labradors
Pies like us - A twisted scientist creates the first sentient pasty, with tragic consequences.
Orkies
After losing the battle of the rings, those teenage Orks who survived say what the heck, go to out on the razz....
Vanishing Pint
A desperate race against time to make last orders in San Francisco
Busy Malone - A day in the life of that bloke what makes The Choir on BBC2. There's a lot of military wives you know.
Ate M; Cannibal runs riot in MI6, eats 007's boss.