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Cary on Nurse - Mr Grant gets luck with his medical staff
Rabbit Poof Fence - effeminate Australian reseller of stolen rodents
Hebie Rides Again - flowering shrub takes to the streets of San Francisco in a Beetle once more.
D-Da - film about Sheffield dialect
Fahrenheit 91 - documentary about Michael Moore's summer holiday to Florida.
My Left Foo - Daniel Day Lewis marries double vagina'd woman
I commend you all on a top effort 🙂 🙂
my contribution:
Run Lol Run; the story of a girl condemned to endlessly repeat her ungainly sprinting technique, to the hilarity of others.
Tins- Arnold Schwarzenegger discovers his secret past in metal food container production.
Tin Town- welsh scallies discover their neighbourhood is made entirely from old spam containers.
or:
Twin Ton- generously built cyclist in identical sibling shocker...
Onan the Barbarian - Arnie in stars as the wa*king warrior
Mad in Manhattan - A politician mistakes J.Lo for Natasha Richardson, and is promptly sectioned.
Roger Rabbi - Jewish porn
Only Fools and Hoses -- slapstick comedy about inept firemen.
Finding Emo: The frantic search for pale skin and black trenchcoats
Sorry
Ride & Prejudice - The tragic tale of a man who turns up at Llandegla in a Lada with an Apollo on the roof.
He is shunned.
Beak House - Documentary about a man who collects parrots. He may, or may not be called Bill.
The Huk - The story of a large, green mountain biker who loves drops.
The Ear Hunter- Robert Di Nero has found his arse and his elbow, what's next?
(sorry if it's been done but just found this, brilliant)
The Word is Not Enough - James Bond needs more than Terry Christian can offer
Dive - A mysterious Hollywood stuntman, mechanic and snorkelist lands himself in trouble when he helps out his neighbour. He doesn't say much but boy is he sexy.
Love tory - Boris and his hareem, old story in a modern setting
A Soldier's tory - blond, tousle haired public school boy and his military fan club
The Neverending tory - Maggie celebrates her 125th birthday
The Greatest tory Ever Told - The passion of christ starring dave and mates in star roles
Bedtime tories - More adventures with Boris and his ladies
A Christmas tory - A politician is for life not just Christmas
Our Mutual Fiend - The life story of Hora.
A clockwork range - Disturbing tale of a violent stove
The Bi Lebowski - Someone nicks a rug from a chap who swings both ways
Dial for Murder - Murder mystery with a broken phone
Carface- violent drama featuring an unfortunate facial disfigurement.
[i]Ride & Prejudice - The tragic tale of a man who turns up at Llandegla in a Lada with an Apollo on the roof.
He is shunned.[/i]
😆 Tears!
Cream - A bunch of teenagers learn the way of the world when a stranger calls, bringing scones and jam
X-Men: Fist Class - More pron
Fro Hell - Johnny Depp loses control of his curly hair
Fat and Furious 5 - large angry people driving cars
Dantes Pea
USGS volcanologist Harry Dalton travels to the small Pacific Northwest town of Dante's Peak to investigate recent pea exposion episodes in the area. Expecting to find little other than the routine rumblings common to this region, Dalton becomes alarmed by what he sees as evidence of the kind of activity that precedes a catastrophic eruption. When his colleagues doubt his theories, Dalton enlists the aid of the town's mayor Rachel Wando, who though skeptical at first, comes to believe his theory that the long-dormant pea is about to become ragingly destructive. With the earth's clock racing against him, Dalton must defy the orders of his superiors, defeat the demons from his own tragic past, and together with Wando, convince an unbelieving populace that the imminent danger before the towering vegetable known as Dante's Pea unleashes its fury.
Shed Your Teas And Walk Away - Hebden Bridge alkies in cafe accident docu-drama
Inglourious Basters - misfit soldiers spoil Christmas for everyone.
The Passion Of Chris - Mr Akabusi shouts "awooooga" at various inane objects and occurrences.
Hoe Alone - Hilarious tale of one man's struggle to buy up all the plots on his local allotments.
3 men and a little lad - banned in every state in america, apparently available through specialist websites.
Sherlock Homes - lloyd grossman goes on a real mission to find out who would live in a house like that.
WALL.
Not just any bricks.
Ride & Prejudice - The tragic tale of a man who turns up at Llandegla in a Lada with an Apollo on the roof.
He is shunned.
Love this one!
Top Making Sense - Concert footage of a well known non-car owning singer wearing a suit jacket which is the right size.
The Godfarter - Morgan Freeman play god, again, in this hilarious romp set in the colonoscopy clinic
Rash - this erotic drama explores the relationship between violent rashes and sex.
As boot - A German U Boat commander with an Anti Social Behaviour Order gets new footwear.
Day of Thunder - Nascar driver takes his car out in a storm, once.....
Ciderella - a young lady finds love after losing her shoe as a result of drinking fermented apple juice.
The life of bran - controversial comedy about the role of dietary fibre in the Christian church
It's a wonderful Lie: What's the point in living? There isn't any.
KS - the story of a northern lad and his friendship with an adjustable seatpost.
wordfish - john travolta stars as a cod with a penchant for lexicography.
hanks for smoking - odd promotional film for marlboro, staring Tom....
Harry Otter - down by the riverside, there be spells a-brewing.
Hoe Alone - the story of a desperate hooker who just cant get work.
K-9 the widowmaker -the russians create a nuclear dog with a terrible russian accent, covers the whole thing up when it starts eating those looking after it.
a few god men - Tom Cruise tricks the clery into admitting that all the recent speculation is true.
The Thin - Scientists in the Antarctic are confronted by a shape-shifting weight watcher that assumes the appearance of the people that it kills.
28 Days Late - CRC struggle against the odds to get orders out on time in a zombie-ravaged post-apocalytic world.
Pear Harbour - Ben Affleck struggles woodenly against an onslaught from suicidal Japanese fruit.
Sumdog Millionaire - Poor indian kid makes a fortune after his mangey pooch wins X-Factor by doing hard maths.
Fists of Fur - Bruce Lee beats allcomers in spite of an unnatural excess of body hair.
slainte ❓ rob
the life of bran, even the son of god needs fibre.
- the story of nothing, definitely not lizard aliens.
Black WAN - ultrafast Kenyon telecommunication network gets slowly corrupted, ultimately turns into dial up.
Just like Hollywood there's a fair few remakes turning up 😉
For Weddings and a funeral - Hugh Grant sets up a small catering company specifically for overpriced symbolic events.