MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
We will be in touch
1 slip and you are in the $hit
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-11419212
Probably just had trouble getting her tongue around it.
it's quite a mouthful
a politician that is good for something ??
french MEP in tastier than UK MEP shocker
I know a lesbian couple that are very good at laying laminate flooring...
...experts at tongue n' groove they are
I like how they've managed to find a photo that looks like she's just about to partake.
You must have a tiny cock cougar her mouth barely open.
Drac you are getting badder!
Has DivaGirl agreed to marry you yet?
Has DivaGirl agreed to marry you yet?
she was talking about it at the weekend so she must be interested, however, bigamy is still technically illegal 🙁
Sometimes you just have to swallow your mistakes.
simonfbarnes - MemberHas DivaGirl agreed to marry you yet?
she was talking about it at the weekend so she must be interested, however, bigamy is still technically illegal
Or perhaps an affair?
I'm sure you could take the pictures SFB (after all you live closer to Drac than I do!)
(Not that I condone behaviour of that sort in any way but the pics would be interesting!)
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You must have a tiny cock cougar her mouth barely open.
... crap.
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This thread title must be wrong! Shouldn't it be "She's thinking about oral sex?", hence the freudian slip?
She'd get my vote any day!
She'd get my vote any day!
You'd need a poll first
Oral sex - once you get over the smell, you've got it licked 😳
the good thing about oral *** is that pubic hair is nature's dental floss, how else do you get rid of that troublesome bit of kebab in your teeth 😆
Drac you are getting badder!Has DivaGirl agreed to marry you yet?
I aim to please. 😛
No, I guess being married as SfB says might be the stumbling block.
Why can't we have politicians like her? We get Anne Widdicombe.....
I know a lesbian couple that are very good at laying laminate flooring...
Are they any good at tearing up the carpet first?
I was watching a porno and this girl managed to gag on the bloke's cock for up to five minutes at a time. Amazed by such a performance, I tried this with my wife and ended up killing her.
Turns out that I just have a slow internet connection.
Drac - Member
Drac you are getting badder!
Has DivaGirl agreed to marry you yet?No, I guess being married as SfB says might be the stumbling block.
That can be fixed
😀
My ex reckons I knew nothing about cunnilingus.
However, the joke's on her because I've flown with them on several occasions.
TAXI!