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ok I'm bored at home, staying out of the kids way in the kitchen, felt a bit peckish so had a delve in the fridge, I've just made a lovely sandwich, which is my best yet.
homemade brown
mayo
mustard
tiny bit of coleslaw
crab sticks shredded x6
1" stick of chorizo thinly sliced
grated extra mature cheddar
just simply the best sandwich yet...
Soft white bread
butter
Fish fingers
end of thread 😀
sausage,egg,black pudding with a mug of tea mmmm
Sounds good.
A recent pinnacle of the sandwich art for me was;
Home made bread with mixed seeds
Houmous
Thinly sliced homegrown tomatoes
Wiltshire ham
Thinly sliced artichoke hearts (Waitrose ones in the chiller cabinet - Epic!)
Nomnomnomnomnom.
salad cream with marg on happy shopper thin slice
TM thats wrong mate just wrong
Hampton Court Royal Sausages
Home made white
Touch of brown sauce
Butter.
cheap but fresh white bread
pork and caramelised red onion sausages from my local multi award winning butcher
real ale chutney from same - a sort of cross between branston and hp sauce
then
home made lemon curd on sesame bloomer
[Alan Partridge]
Crabsticks" do not actually contain any crab and from 1993 manufacturers have been legally obliged to label them "Crab flavoured sticks"
[/Alan Partridge]
😉
What the heck is wrong with plain and simple cheese and pickle on white?. Or at a push, ham, cheese and pickle.
Bleedin' Fancy Dans!
Crusty white bread
Decent sausage
brown sauce
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soft white bread roll - buttered
back bacon - smoked
fried egg - big soft yolk
touch of mayo
pepper
end of thread
CaptainFlashheart - is you a bit.... erm.... gay?
You wish, binners....
😉
Pan bagnat hummmmmmmmm
Nice olive oil bread, soaked with olive oil. Tuna, salad, pepper, radish, spring oignons, tomato and some black olive
hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I've just googled my favourite type of sandwich but I don't think I can safely put a link to it on here.
"Crab sticks"!? Oh, bleurgh... Sweepings off the fish gutting-shed floor, more like.
Ciabatta roll, warmed in the oven. Cut and left to cool slightly. Meanwhile:
Pan-fry (in their own fat without any other lubricant) some decent organic back bacon slices, until they're CRISPY!
Butter one side of the cut roll.
Lay on the bacon.
Lay on a thin slice of Jarlsberg.
Top with second half of roll. Munch.
Mug of Yorkshire Tea to taste, natch..
homemade crusty white.
good dollop of butter
Thick carved Alderton ham, with plenty of fat 8)
homemade green tomato chutney.
Ham cobs.
Chip butty's.
I reckon everyone should stop mincing and being so bloody poncey
How about extending the remit to 'best sandwich at 11.30 when you're just back from the pub'
cheapo white bread (purchased from the 24 hour garage on the way home)
Asda cheese and onion sandwich filler
sliced pickled beetroot
makes your teeth water 😀
Thick cut crusty bread with
Cheese
Corned Beef
&
Egg Mayo
Warburtons toastie loaf thick sliced white bread
Ludicrous amount of strawberry jam (with all the whole fruit bits dug out from the entire jar)
Large amount of bread crumbs and jam left on kitchen worktop
Large amount of bread crumbs and jam left on kitchen floor
Large amount of bread crumbs and jam left on front of cutlery drawer
Large amount of unused cutlery smeared with jam
No plate
Eat on mum's best arm chair
Smear any remaining jam onto remote control and inside DVD boxes
Brush crumbs from pajama trousers onto carpet
Yes, I am only 7.
'best sandwich at 11.30 when you're just back from the pub'
Doner.
" binners - Member
I reckon everyone should stop mincing and being so bloody poncey"
Have sense of taste, adventure, and be fond of food, you mean... 🙄
[i]Mug of Yorkshire Tea to taste, natch.. [/i]
where [i]are[/i] the tea plantations in Yeekshire, anyway?
I had a doner kebab on Friday night on my way back from the boozer 😳
My mouth was in a fetid state on Saturday morning. I even ordered extra chilli sauce I'm told (shudders)
there's a kebab shop in Mossley, from which it is possible to eat the doners when [b]sober[/b] 😯
Mr Woppit - good try but ruined by the addition of Jarlsberg. The Norwegians are incapable of making cheese at the best of times, and putting Jarlsberg in a bacon sarnie is just plain wrong.
where are the tea plantations in Yeekshire, anyway?
I believe Taylor's of Harrogate have a plantation 😀
in Harrogate?
DrJ - MemberMr Woppit - good try but ruined by the addition of Jarlsberg. The Norwegians are incapable of making cheese at the best of times, and putting Jarlsberg in a bacon sarnie is just plain wrong.
Oh go on - try it. The point about the Jarlsberg is that it's a mild but smokey taste, so (unlike using Cheddar) it will add a further savoury edge without overpowering the bacon. Trust me, it works. 
"Yorkshire Tea" is a trade name.
surely every sandwich need a bag of crips squeezed into it!
there is nothing better than a sausage + mash sarnie (with a drizzle of gravy obv)
Either bog-standard mature cheddar and pickle for lunch or either curry or lasagne sandwiches for evening savoury.
Sweet sandwiches have to be cheese and marmalade 🙂
There is something quite special about a crispy buttered roll filled with smokey bacon golden wonders (Not walkers, shitknocker crisp bastards)
in Harrogate?
There or there abouts
B.L.T. and lots of mayo.
Pastrami
Thin sliced gherkin
Dijon mustard
Emmental cheese.
White farmhouse bread
rare roast beef, salt, horseradish, few springs of lambs lettuce on homemade crusty white fresh from the oven.
in Harrogate?
There or there abouts
It is based just behind Morrison's between Harrogate and Knaresborough - obviously they don't grow the tea there. That's where the poncy marketing department made up the claims that the tea is blended in a way that is perfect for Yorkshire Water. They aren't specific about which part of Yorkshire the water is assumed to be from though.
Roast beef, gravy and coleslaw - yum!
Also a decent Chicken BLT
Also a decent Chicken BLT
How does that work?
How does that work?
Easy - you can work wonders with GM foods nowadays - soon have a set of trotters whacked on a chicken.
Home made white (3/4" slices), Bacon (unsmoked, thin cut, 3 rashers), egg (large, runny yolk), real butter, ketchup (applied liberally).
If you're hands are clean afterwards you've done it wrong.
This thread has turned out to be food snobbery at its finest in some cases...same people that are seduced my the M & S food adverts. AS its British Sausage Week. You cant beat a nice sausage butty with loads of brown sauce Yum!
my sentiments exactly. Hummous? On a butty?!! On yer bike!!! 😀
same people that are seduced my the M & S food adverts
let me guess, you are seduced by the Greggs adverts.... 🙄
Beyoncé-me-Shakira 🙂
who has the biggest a$$ in that trio? tough call.
Cheryl Cole-me-Kylie, can of spray cream.
Surely noone can justify a sandwich over a roll?! A roll is just so much better.
White roll
turkey
stuffing
cheese
salad gumph
mayo
cranberry
bread sauce
Ahhhh, the boxing day roll! a triumph to mankind!
White bread
Loads of butter
Strawberry jam
Strong chedder cheese
Loads of butter
White bread
And of post
Local bakery's own barm cake with very crispy bacon and teeny bit of HP.
Or - Hovis with loads of Heinz ketchup and a couple of fish fingers rolled up inside.
who has the biggest a$$ in that trio? tough call.
listen, you think I'd care ??
Boxing day:
Thick homemade white bread
Yesterday's turkey
Yesterday's stuffing
Cranberry sauce
Sliced tomatoes
Lettuce
Mayo
Salt and pepper
Vintage cheddar,good crusty white bread with butter on,onion.
Ian
Lots of those sound great, but I am partial to a white bread and butter cold curry sandwich.
Yum...
A dried out cheese sandwich dipped in mug of tepid thermos coffee has been my favourite for some years now 😕
Danni me Kyle
Kyle McLachlan ? Good choice - butch!
Admirably broadminded of you
If you have the balls....
Peanut butter and Branston Pickle....
has to be eaten while supping a cup of tea,milk and two sugars...
I dare you...
Thick white bread, butter, fish fingers (Birds eye of course) brown sauce.
apple and dairylea cheese. Or banana sandwich, or cream cheese and crisps...
or Emily Batty - Me - Victoria pendleton
it seems most of us are more motivated by bread than sex...
Barmcake
Spread some brown sauce on the bottom bit and put some black pudding on it.
Next, some mustard that american hotdog stuff works well then add sausage followed by ketchup and finally two fried eggs with runny yolks a twist of black pepper and it's done. Serve with a mug of tea. It is vital that the butty is assembled in that order so that everything works together.
CaptJon - Member
Boxing day:Thick homemade white bread
Yesterday's turkey
Yesterday's stuffing
Cranberry sauce
Sliced tomatoes
Lettuce
Mayo
Salt and pepper
Almost perfect. Drop the tomatoes and cranberry and add cold bread sauce.
ok my bread-based pleasure:
thick hand cut granary bread
thinly sliced cheese
sliced cucumber
sliced mushrooms
3 chopped tiny tomatoes
assorted sliced red/green/yellow/orange sweet peppers
lettuce (lots)
olive paste
mayo
quite a balancing act...
sometimes I add gherkins or sliced beetroot, or replace the olive paste with hummus
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Tis easy -
2 slices of bread. Preferably decent stuff of any colour... but cheap crap white will do.
Butter. Plenty
Hot freshly cooked Bacon. Plenty.
Eat.
Simples 🙂
If bacon is not available then cold cumberland sausage with ketchup is acceptable as a substitute 😉
simonfbarnes- that is the poshest/ wussiest sandwich ever.
simonfbarnes- that is the poshest/ wussiest sandwich ever.
that'll be because I'm a posh wuss 🙂
who has the biggest a$$ in that trio? tough call.
Not tough to guess whose is hairiest 🙁
Bacon, Brie and Cranberry sauce on granary. Mmmm...
Right - I'm going to say this one more time only
Fish fingers
No, that's nothing to do with Barnes' perfect sandwich 😉
I'm talking Birdseye's here
bakey,that sounds disgusting.Why wrap a perfectly good cold curry in bread?
Ian
Pan Rusticana
Butter
(Properly) Roast(ed) beef
Horseradish sauce
Chopped cress
2nd mug of (natch) Yorkshire Tea.
Unless, of course, you'd prefer some lard-ridden sloppy regurgitate in between two slices of tasteless cardboard; swallowed back in one go when you're pissed under the impression that it's a confirmation of your "no-nonsense hard man" status... 😉
Not tough to guess whose is hairiest
I sincerely hope so or I'm going to be bitterly disappointed 🙁
Actually, come to think of it, I've seen most of the arses of the 2 ladies and they are mercifully smooooooooooooth :o) Phew!