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Cerne Abbas...?
He's got a huge willy..
Could be a metaphor ... You never know.
Show your wife this thread and let us know when she stops breaking bits off you
Bubbly personality?
Me duck
Person seems good to me.
You can solve the problem by taking out the 'a'
"You are [b]a[/b] very outgoing ......"
be comes
"You are very outgoing."
PS does she know you're the obsessive type of dork that researches how to word a text to her?
If that's the engineered compliment Rohypnol is your best bet.
cocksocket
stw at its [s]best[/s] [s]worst[/s]......no best....definitely best 😆
you'd think a man with a penchant for designer glasses that compliment his pretige italian motor wouldn't have to ask the forum about such things.....
Shagging bracket.
you'd think a man with a penchant for designer glasses that compliment his pretige italian motor wouldn't have to ask the forum about such things.....
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Addressing the womenfolk is a lot like making love to the beautiful womenfolk.....
Cockwomble, and you can be uncle Bulgaria
Ruca
Where's she from?
If Cornish, then 'proper maid!' is preferable.
If anywhere else then anything could be a slappable offense.
Splitarse or flossy are my go to in this scenario.
just text her a picture of the knob ffs.
Yes she's fit, I'm 44 she 35,
I call troll. Either that or a terminal case of wishful thinking.
This thread went [s]from a question about political correctness[/s] to a load of tosh in seconds.
I didn't really need to ask, but for some reason I thought the thread would go differently.
You live and learn.
You know, its possible to talk to a woman/lady/girl that you don't want to shag.
That would be my mum.
glasgowdan - Member
Show your wife this thread
She says "at my age, woman."
There you go.
It is possible to talk to a woman/lady/girl that you don't want to shag.
Your wife would be proud of that.
Yes she's fit.
D'oh!!
5thElefant - Member
Unit. Totally gender neutral and impossible to cause offense.
Unless you're calling her a C-Unit...
Mark90,
Pics?
(Sorry!)
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Good Luck
You know, its possible to talk to a woman/lady/girl that you don't want to shag.
hahahahaha. That's just crazy talk right there... crazy crazy talk.
your a very outgoing .....
Lass
But dropping the "a" makes it end just there. But you should really follow with "bust just make sure my tea is on time"
You can solve the problem by taking out the 'a'
Perhaps he wants the A?
[i] for some reason I thought the thread would go differently.[/i]
A triumph of hope over experience.
Why are you texting when one phone call could have the 'conversation' done in about 1 minute?
You- hello
her- hello
your wife- who's that on the phone?
you- oh, er, wrong number dear (hangs up)...
😆
Most amusing thread I've read in a while. Trying hard not to genuinely LOL as I'm at work
brilliant, keep it up
MILF.