[Closed] Talkemada - Blocked

wasting your breath KT, hes gone. flounced right out the door with a big old tittylip.

flounced right out the door with a big old tittylip.

PMSL!

Currently crying into his mummy's pinny

Happy birthday Mark - grumpy old .....

BigDummy - did you choose that pic because it looks like someone had shat on his head?

"DezB - Member
Umm, he shat himself at a bike do. It's not really news is it?

I was at that bike do, but that's news to me."

Fredgate occurred in the chalet I had rented and shared with some good friends who I have met through this forum. Fred was and still is one of those friends.

No such incident occurred as has been speculated on this thread.

A very humourous incident did occur but what happens on tour stays on tour.

oh god, is that what happened to my hamster?

Happy Birthday Mark - if you are off to get pi55ed does anyone mind if I mention the Big Bike Bash?

[url= http://www.singletrackworld.com/weekender/ ]Singletrack Weekender[/url]

😉

So we're finally beginning to learn more of what went on at BBB.

Despite the apparant news blackout these are the facts established so far:

He crapped himself
He was naked
He was in the shower area
He shocked many fellow partygoers, laydees included
He was very pissed
He was caught drinking from a urinal whilst mumbling something about TJ

But in exactly what order did these events happen, and which one of the above facts did I just make up?

Umm, he shat himself at a bike do. It's not really news is it?

I was at that bike do, but that's news to me.

I was at that bike do too. I thought it was a 'number 1' with the unfortunate choice of receptacle/location being the problem.

Oh, Obi-Wan?! How peculiar, however I am not sure if being banned from an internet forum will really stop truly dedicated ISP-hopping Obi-wan-Spamming. 😕

Oh judas Priest, sweet child of mine. Are you still discussing him?!!!

Takafred insists it was only one shot of Obi Wan...

I told you to keep yer head doun mate!

Fred'll be thriving on this attention, he's loving it, a stupid poncy bike forum?? people giving a shit!! look! I'm adding to the attention!
He's part of the furniture.

I've been on here for years now and have yet to see any *real* rascism.

What a thread!! Funny as, but totally baffling. 😀

Or, in fact, just look back at this thread from a couple of weeks ago: all sorts of racism, swear filter evasion and tales of having previously been banned under different names:

http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/are-gypos-like-migratory-birds

(I can't tell whether it was locked by the mods, in which case fair enough, or whether it just got locked because it aged - although also I suppose if no-one tells the mods, they can't be expected to do anything about it).

Konabunny threads don't expire with age the get locked by mods.

[i]He's part of the furniture. [/i]

That had worn out, still loved by a few but to the rest it was a pain in the arse, uncomfortable and didn't go with the rest of the decor.

I just looked at the traveller thread, Talkemada seems to me to be one of the more conciliatory contributors. Off topic: I lived on a traveller site once - oh boy, could I tell some stories! Then again, at the same time I worked for a farmer who was also a parish councillor and whose wife was a government inspector, oh boy, could I tell some (much much worse) stories!

Konabunny threads don't expire with age the get locked by mods.

Happy Birthday Mark, i hope you have a head with a thousand stampeding wilderbeast running through it this AM.

How i laughed at this thread, Fred has always pushed the boundaries in whatever guise he was, some people took it hook line and sinker but to post Star Wars characters, oh dear, he will be back and it is good fun trying to spot him. 😆

Some people need to chill and talk of racism Et Al is not called for, it causes antagonism so if your offended step back from the keyboard and go for a ride.

ton - Member

just to clear things up a bit.

in my post as bombadillo, i asked why soft lefties were attacking a politician (mr griffin)
teej, ernie and a few others took this to be rascist.
[b]i then proceded to wind them up for a while, until ernie verbaly attacked me[/b] saying i was a rascist.
i asked him to show me where i had been rascist ( i had not)
he failed to show me where i had been rascist.
i was banned for a week

You still banging on about "bombadillo" ton ? 😕

That's the second time within a week that you've brought up bombadillo 😯

Bombadillo was banned [u]by the moderators[/u] (and is still blocked) [u]I didn't ban you[/u]. I didn't even report/complain to the mods about bombadillo. In fact, [i][b]I have never ever reported any posts by anyone[/b][/i] on here.

Presumably the mods banned bombadillo because he was a nasty and obnoxious troll - why don't you ask them ?
Or better still ........... just accept it, let go, and move on.

Instead of constantly digging him up and endlessly raking over old ground with your pathetic whingeing [i]"ernie verbaly attacked me"[/i]...........get over it ffs - it was 6 months ago. I can't believe that you still think you were "hard done by". And that it is [i]still[/i] eating away at you 😯

And I also can't believe that you want to remind everyone that you created bombadillo to get round a ban you were serving. Which according to you (I have no idea as I didn't see the offending post) was for making an alleged racist comment - just circumventing a ban, would have resulted in a permanent ban for most other people.

As TJ suggested, you get away with far more than most on here - specially when you consider quite apart from your regular bans, all those threads of yours which have been locked/closed.

But hey ...... you are great big lovable uncle ton, who's belly little kiddies like to bounce up and down on. And after all, you're only "joking" and "having a laugh"...........so that's alright then.

But seriously me old mate, if you can't get over bombadillo, and 6 months on you are [i]still[/i] bothered by what people on an internet forum thought of that particular persona of yours, then that really is quite sad. And it suggests you might have some issues with inadequacy and insecurity. I suggest a chat with a qualified person 💡

I suggest a chat with a qualified person

I'm sure TJ could help him with his issues

Has anyone spotted if he is back yet?

does not in any way look like it.

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in complete bewilderment that the thread was still running

I've been on here for years now and have yet to see any *real* rascism.

To be fair I think it's very easy to insult someone from behind a keyboard, specially when he can't defend himself. Well I'll still buy him a pint at the BBB

I wonder if it will stay on the front page as a tribute until his return?

will it get to ten pages?
here you go. have another me-me attention whore ego-boost.
you sad shortarse shouty sociopath.

Fredgate occurred in the chalet I had rented and shared with some good friends who I have met through this forum. Fred was and still is one of those friends.

No such incident occurred as has been speculated on this thread.

I too was there. I didn't stay in the chalet but was with Fred the night before and in the chalet at breakfast.

It is true that there was an 'incident'. It is also true that the only people that really know what happened have never breathed a word of it and that all the specualtion on this thread and others proves this as it's soooooooo far wide of the truth it's obvious everyone really knows diddly-squat. And that really is a fact. 🙂

A very humourous incident did occur but what happens on tour stays on tour.

Indeed.

The turtle poked it's head out but didn't like what it saw and popped back in again ?

it's obvious everyone really knows diddly-squat.

isn't that exactly what was supposed to have taken place ??

You'll never get a correct answer to that SFB. 🙂

The turtle poked it's head out but didn't like what it saw and popped back in again ?

Anally retentive ? Fred ? Surely not.

You'll never get a correct answer to that SFB

I could always consult the man himself 🙂 Though I suppose his dedication to the truth is not iron clad...

Takafred is now taking legal action against me for defamation...

is there nothing he wont do for the publicity 😉

Takafred is now taking legal action against me for defamation...

we've had defecation & now defamation

What next?

Takafred is now taking legal action against me for defamation...

So there's a motion before the court? You will need good Briefs to defend this.

I think you guys are taking the pi55

Something doesn't smell right . . . .

😯

So, where is the BBB, and will Talkemada be there - and will any beds be there?

Someone got banned?

Karinofnine - I wasn't going to mention the [url= http://www.BigBikeBash.co.uk ]Big Bike Bash[/url] but as you bring it up:

This is a whole weekend of biking, live music and a real ale festival. Pretty much everything is included in the ticket price from XC racing to Lake Jump to Kayaking to Climbing Wall to giggling while pissed.

Pretty much everything you want in a weekend and all profits go to charity. Camping is included for free but you do pay extra for Chalets with running water*, cooker and showers.

Nick

*Depends who shares your chalet

I wasn't going to mention the Big Bike Bash

oh yes you were! :o)

ernie_lynch - Member

You still banging on about "bombadillo" ton ?

That's the second time within a week that you've brought up bombadillo

In the pikey's defence it was TJ that brought up 'bombadillo'.
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Somewhere in that statement is an inflamatory phrase that has been included for purely comedic purposes and should not be taken as the opinion, expressed or otherwise, of the author or reader or management.

no c in pikey............. 😆

**** me, haven't you been banned? Someone should start a thread.

My spelling is arwful. You should have seen how many times I changed author.

sfb - You are probably right, I was going to mention it at some point. Have you bought a ticket yet?

an inflamatory phrase that has been included for purely comedic purposes

Hey, look! It's Bernard Manning!

No, he said for comedic purposes...

Did anyone ever find BM funny ?

racists

xenophobe

[i]Did anyone ever find BM funny ?[/i]

No that's why I came here and now Mike's gone it's even worse.

This had fallen off the front page so I thought I had better resurrect it.

Drac - Member
Did anyone ever find BM funny ?

No that's why I came here and now Mike's gone it's even worse.

Amen.

Am sure Mr D is enjoying his new life, though!

He seems to be Captain.

Did anyone ever find BM funny ?

No that's why I came here and now Mike's gone it's even worse.

lol @ above BM FAIL 🙂

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now Mike's gone it's even worse.

Mike's gone? Where's he gone? What's he doing now then?

Dear Konabunny and allthepies,

do you realise just how foolish you look. 🙄

NBY yeah some months back and errr I kind of lost track of where he's working exactly but he seems to be enjoying it.

do you realise just how foolish you look.

Well least it'll add some flavour.