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Sweating like a gypsy with a mortgage.
Sweating like a fad lad in a spin class.
Can anyone finish the sentence better ? Or an stw inspired one
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Tsk!
[i]"Horses sweat, men perspire, and ladies merely glow"[/i]
Pregnant nun.
Blind lesbian in a fishmongers
Brexiteer in April 2019
Sweating like an OP facing a ban hammer 🙂
Glassblowers arse.... old school.
there's a terribly non pc one that i know... wouldn't dare put it up here mind 😯 ... i suspect a few (most?) other will know it too
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Sweating like a haeamaphiliac having a shave.
..a speechwriter at a Trump press conference.
... A child born out of wedlock! 😯
... A pig.
Ill bite,
Like a smackhead with his giro
Like a kiddyfiddler in a playground
fat lad on an e-bike
whore in church
Priest in a scout hall.
Tom Dumoulin during stage 16 of this years Giro
.... 2 dollar ho.
.... priest at choir practice
Therapist
A Politician
Diane Abbott in a Maths exam?
Like a 70s dj at the computer repairers
Like a fat bird in tight lycra jogging through Dubai.
That's strange. No one's mentioned the one I usually hear...
Anyway, don't get the gypsy/mortgage one?
Nonse on the wing.
Whore doing overtime.
a swamp donkey
Sweating like a Saudi porn star.
bite
...like Gary Glitter in a playground
or... Gary glitter on a PC
Peado outside gym class...
Sweating like Michael Jackson outside a nursery....
Sweating like a haeamaphiliac having a shave
Sweating like a strike-breaking haemophiliac crossing a picket line, as they all chant ‘Scab! Scab! Scab!’
Like Jill Dando's murderer.
Like a... a... a... sorry, couldn't bring myself to say it.
Like a trout!
Like Telly Savalas on Thai food.
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...like Theresa May on dress down Friday
Sweating like a like a pervert in a plastic bag
Theresa May making a party conference speech.
... Scouser watching crimewatch.
From my army mate
....like a squaddie in a spelling test
like a paratrooper in a spelling test
........like someone who’s been exercising
.......like someone with a serious nut allergy eating a packet of Revels
I'm sweating like me.
Producer in Hollywood
Like somebody with low blood sugar.
an STW mod.
fat man in a sauna.
Me in a spin class last night. Doesnt help that I have a LOT of hair and a big beard.
Sweating like someone who suffers from Hyperhidrosis
... like a billionaire on the Epstein list.
Like a forum mod when an 8 year old thread gets resurrected 🙂
A $2 ho.
The simile, not the moderator, just to be clear before I get banned 😲
...partygoer in Chinawhite Nightclub.
Like Tj in a Jeans thread.
Prince Andrew in Pizza Express
A ferret up a flue?
Sweating like a gypsy with a mortgage.
Sweating like a fad lad in a spin class.Can anyone finish the sentence better ? Or an stw inspired one
Sweating like a mandleson at an all boys school?
A midget nun at a penguin shooting competition
Do we really need this?
... Like Stevie Wonder's driving instructor.
When I was younger, a whore in church or
Michael Jackson in Toys R Us.
These days I tend towards
A marine in a maths test.
Surprised this thread is still active actually
Like a Republican on Epstein's guest list.
Like a Keir Starmer inspirational speech writer?
Like a Keir Starmer inspirational speech writer?
Like Michael Barrymore at a pool party...