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... Scouser watching crimewatch.
From my army mate
....like a squaddie in a spelling test
like a paratrooper in a spelling test
........like someone who’s been exercising
.......like someone with a serious nut allergy eating a packet of Revels
I'm sweating like me.
Producer in Hollywood
Like somebody with low blood sugar.
an STW mod.
fat man in a sauna.
Me in a spin class last night. Doesnt help that I have a LOT of hair and a big beard.
Sweating like someone who suffers from Hyperhidrosis
... like a billionaire on the Epstein list.
Like a forum mod when an 8 year old thread gets resurrected 🙂
A $2 ho.
The simile, not the moderator, just to be clear before I get banned 😲
...partygoer in Chinawhite Nightclub.
Like Tj in a Jeans thread.
Prince Andrew in Pizza Express
A ferret up a flue?
Sweating like a gypsy with a mortgage.
Sweating like a fad lad in a spin class.Can anyone finish the sentence better ? Or an stw inspired one
Sweating like a mandleson at an all boys school?
A midget nun at a penguin shooting competition
Do we really need this?
... Like Stevie Wonder's driving instructor.
When I was younger, a whore in church or
Michael Jackson in Toys R Us.
These days I tend towards
A marine in a maths test.
Surprised this thread is still active actually
Like a Republican on Epstein's guest list.
Like a Keir Starmer inspirational speech writer?
Like a Keir Starmer inspirational speech writer?
Like Michael Barrymore at a pool party...
Like a dyslexic on Countdown