MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
We will be in touch
Welcome to the "Show Us Your Hairy Chest" thread.
but remember to keep it athletic too or it'll be pulled...
You going first sfb? A man of modesty 😉
You going first sfb?
must I ?
Yeah, reckon you're up for it. Need to show these young whippersnappers a thing or two 😀
hardly worth the wait 🙁
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I'm going to report this thread to the mods soon. I don't know what the **** for but it has to be stopped soon.
Blimey Simon, I'm lost for words, which is a first!!
you can see my broken collarbone on the left...
I broke my collar bone too. Would you like to see mine??!!
deadlydarcy - time for cocoa 😉
I don't know what the **** for but it has to be stopped soon.
how about your bad language ? Get yer camera out chicken!
Would you like to see mine??!!
could you doubt it ??
The only photos of my good self were on the thousand plus mugshots thread, and that's the way it's staying. And don't be getting too offended by my language...I was only taking the ****uing piss.
I'm rubbish with technology!! Check out my pics on The Bluebell Thread!! How pathetic are those bluebells?
And don't be getting too offended by my language
I'm not offended in the least, but the rules do exclude anagrams of bad words
I'm rubbish with technology!!
1) put camera on shelf
2) get yer kit off
3) set self timer
4) job's a good un
Lady present darcy 🙂
That picture reminds me, I haven't seen pipecleaners for years. can you still get them?
I haven't seen pipecleaners for years
I still think I'm too fat :o)
Does my camera have a self-timer? Haven't a clue! I look beyond a camera!
Wunundred!
Christ almighty, Barnes; was there really any need for that? 😯
This thread is proper funny. And I notice, it's only us mop-tops thattuv posted pics. Where are all the baw-heids, the Kojaks, the cue balls?
If I were bald, I woon't look like this:
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I'd look more like this:
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No. No. Nononononononononononono!
No.
Lady present darcy
[strop on]will never understand the whole offence at swearing thing...Stephen Fry says it's ok, ergo it is[strop off]
darcy - I like to pretend I'm a classy lady so that means no swearing but the odd one slips through, normally when I'm riding bikes 😳
Stephen Fry - who cares about his opinions? He's just a luvvy!
will never understand the whole offence at swearing thing
tell that to the high and mighty mods - OR defect to Mlehworld...
Standards
she [b]must [/b]be a lady, she won't get her, er, shoulders out for the lads 🙁
sfb, that pic just makes me think of Har Mar.
I now have to go to bed dreaming of this
i shave my head. always have.
added sexiness.............not!
BLEEEUURGHH!
What a waste of a good dinner... 🙁
Am definitely classy! Rudeboy will testify, maybe. Who wants to see a wonky shoulder anyway?
Stephen Fry - who cares about his opinions? He's just a luvvy!
That is [i][b]sooooo[/b][/i] wrong...daaaaahling. He's a living god. Now if I could just get him to like sport, we could be best mates.
Standards
What standards? After some of the pics here....
paulsoxo - you could always go to bed dreaming of sfb!!
RudeBoy - am I classy? Cough, splutter.
No, she is a classy lady.
Well, I've never seen her drop her kebab, or throw up on a copper.
darcy - living god? I don't think so! I have refrained from posting pics ... but some folk may think this is a good thing!
RudeBoy - thank you!
I doubt SFB has Har Mar's moves though!
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Real men don't wear pink ... awaits abuse/constructive criticism 🙄
I doubt SFB has Har Mar's moves though!
I have no idea who he is
I often wear pink. My favourite posh shirt is pink.
Real men don't wear pink
that lets me out then:
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(as drawn by my lovely daughter)
sfb - glad I'm not the only one to have not heard of this person.
Is he on TV?
No no no! Pink is so wrong.
I'm currently sat in my mum's house in Ireland. I shall be going to a wedding tomorrow and my shirt will be pink. And I'll look the dogs rollox I tell you.
No no no! Pink is so wrong
I'll just have to take it off when you come to visit then...
Not in my eyes you won't 😉
Have fun at the wedding though!
Oh, does the invite to the Lakes still stand? I'm a rubbish rider (Southern softie) and I will need some burly tyres as well as b***s and MTFU too!
Well, I suppose only certain men can carry it off
darcy - you will post pics won't you?
I'm off to my bed, night-night all.
deadlydarcy - MemberWell, I suppose only certain men can carry it off
agreed
Oh, does the invite to the Lakes still stand? I'm a rubbish rider (Southern softie) and I will need some burly tyres as well as b***s and MTFU too!
yes it does, and in your case it's ovaries...
But I won't insist on taking you to scary places (though they are better).
foxychick, you still ahvent came to herts! 🙂
Everyone - I must apologise for my behaviour last night. Wine does things to me 😳
I'm really a clean-living kind of gal and will keep a low profile at the Purbecks ride tomorrow.
Beer tonight ...
I must apologise for my behaviour last night. Wine does things to me
yeah, look what you made me do :o)
Wine does things to me
CG! I thought I detected a hint of CG which I hadn't seen before..... Funny.
I thought I detected a hint of CG which I hadn't seen before
but she never showed us her collarbone 🙁 A little "off the shoulder" isn't that risqué...
deadlydarcy - MemberI'm currently sat in my mum's house in Ireland. I shall be going to a wedding tomorrow and my shirt will be pink. And I'll look the dogs rollox I tell you.
I've got a grey suit that looks the nadgers with a pink shirt, unfortunatley when I take the jacket off I look like a plum (an effete plum at that) something I first found out watching my wedding reception video, it was a very warm day and I had my jacket off almost the whole time.
My one and only attempt at wearing pink
(an effete plum at that)
but that's how you look on a bike too :o)
this is you innit ?
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yes thats me 🙂
thankyou for your kind words simon.
Back on topic, quality rant Samurai!
thankyou for your kind words simon
I strive to please (but not [b]you[/b], obviously)!
I STILL think of this sketch whenever I spot a particuarly "bad" slap head 😛
hahahahaha
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Anna - I do have my moments, normally fuelled by alcohol 😳
And as for that sfb ... well I didn't realise I could have that effect 😉
DONK - am so pleased your tastes are changing!
well I didn't realise I could have that effect
it doesn't take much to make me get [b]my[/b] kit off :o)
sfb - that is definitely an understatement 😆
Well in that case I am definitely NOT flattered!
Well in that case I am definitely NOT flattered!
hoity-toity, [b]be[/b] like that then 🙁