Now I know the world is full of lots of bad things that deserve the full force of all our contempt. There's terrible things going on like terrorism, facism, war and famine.
But what really gets my goat, is blokes with a full head of hair. Look at 'em, the smug gets! Ooh, what should I do with my hair today? Should I get it cut short or create a whole new style? Should I let it grow really long or keep it night and tight? And they boast about it too. Not openly, that would be crass. No they keep it under the radar but I'm on to them and they know who they are. Old blokes who have a full head of white hair. No dye for this chap (who pretends it's because he's not vain), he just makes sure it's long and thick and stands out like a dayglo lighthouse on his head.
People treat you differently when you're losing your hair you know. Male pattern baldness is something you have no control over but people still treat you differently depending on where you're losing it, and that's like racism! If you lose it on the back of your head then people think you're like a monk and are harmless. If you lose it at the front it can make you look right hard but only if you keep the side short. And there there are those unfortunates who lose it in patches and HAVE to get it all shaved off to stop children laughing at them. And then they look like Duncan Goodhue or Gail Porter.
Baldies unite! Surge up against the follically over endowed! They are the minority and they must be doing something weird to stop their hair falling so stand against them and drive their floppy tops from our country NOW!!
*slaps baldy*
*runs away giggling*
Tee hee.
48 yrs old here - full head of hair and hardly any grey in it.
I always think baldies are slightly pathetic. "Oh, look, all my hair has fallen out! It's not fair :-("
[b]WEAR A HAT YOU SHINY SCALPED LOSERS![/b]
In need of a haircut:
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Do you Timotei?
I actually prefer being a slap head
I never did get on with all that combing & styling stuff anyway
see curb your enthusiasm; final series there is an episode loosely basead around this.
I never did get on with all that combing & styling stuff anyway
that's only for gay persons and women...
I actually prefer being a slap head
I never did get on with all that combing & styling stuff anyway
There is always clippers if you don't WANT hair. But that was surely said by someone hiding behind their true feelings about their lack of hair.
😉
I bet they dont suffer with sunburnt heads either ...smug smug smug
You're only jealous 😉
at least a baldy can wear a hat, I feel for SFB, he's stuck with that face for life
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Heh - I have no issues in the lovely hair department and make SFB look positively crew cutted
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simon I never knew you was a ginger...
Here you go baldy:
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[i]simon I never knew you was a ginger... [/i]
I can assure you I have never been called that before!! Sun set of my lovely fair locks mate!
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Simon (fbarnes not ralli) - have you ever actually had a relationship ?
have you ever actually had a relationship ?
well, I'm very close to my teddy if that counts ? I thought other people were just for making fun of ?
Ha ha! (Laughs unkindly, and points, in a cruel and nasty manner)
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Now, that's a proper Rude head of hair!
Tsk - it's sad when people post photos from many years ago Rudeboy and make out they were like taken yesterday!
Behave yourself. That was only last year, that one.
Who said i was talking about you? 😀
I prefer to think of baldness as a karmic punishment for some defect of character...
And just for the record, I have a loveley head of long flowing locks - it has been said that I have the look of a young Michael Bolton - I do hope that image isnt making any of you naughty boys question your sexuality.
By the way Simon, I think you might be showing a hint of cheeky knacker in that picture
Clearly bald people did something bad in a previous life 🙂
what do you mean 'previous' ?
Rudeboy - there's something on the side of your mouth there
Don't worry, I think it's just some bull**it that you haven't wiped off 😉
I'll tell you what though - even though that's only a head & shoulders shot, you don't half look short
I prefer to think of baldness as a karmic punishment for some defect of character...
though by that measure I should be as hairless as Matt Lucas...
I think you might be showing a hint of cheeky knacker in that picture
unlikely, given the lycra liner and the length of the legs on those shorts, but [b]cheeky knacker[/b] is an apt description of the whole of me :o)
samuri - Member
...Baldies unite! Surge up against the follically over endowed!...
When I was a student, our Histology lecturer informed us that a man with a full head of hair after 30 was deficient in testosterone. He knew what he was talking about because he obviously had the opposite problem.
I think instead of rising up against the unfortunates with excessively hirsute bonces, we should pity them for their lack of manhood.
I think instead of rising up against the unfortunates with excessively hirsute bonces, we should pity them for their lack of manhood.
dream on sunshine :o)
It's an apocryphal story made up by a whingeing slaphead I fear...
There is something true about the testosterone thing. Note blokes with a full head of hair tend to have relativly little body hair, slapheas have hairy arms and backs.
However IIRC its about the amount of testosterone you get while still a foetus not how much you have as an adult.[code]
Hairy backs? Throwbacks more like 😉
Not blokes with a full head of hair tend to have relativly little body hair, slapheas have hairy arms and backs.
I am very hairy all over except: palms of hands, soles of feet and er, yer know...
FFS, talk about overshare
talk about overshare
empty concept, like "economic theory"
But in that picture of you SFB your hairline is retreating - not a full head of hair at all.
But in that picture of you SFB your hairline is retreating - not a full head of hair at all.
it's always been like that, I'm not a troglodyte...
bear in mind my head is tilted back
One of the joys of a post ride get together, is the men taking off their helmets. Helmet hair is really funny.
One of the joys of a post ride get together, is the men taking off their helmets. Helmet hair is really funny.
like this?
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nice pipe lagging simon
nice pipe lagging simon
I broke my collarbone in a crash 10 years ago and now my right shoulder is about 15mm lower than the left, so the lagging is there to try and even then up :o)
I am sorry, but that picture really is very funny indeed. 😆
Receding slightly at 30.
I have to be honest, I have a thing for bald men!
I am sorry, but that picture really is very funny indeed
sorry why? It's [b]supposed[/b] to be funny :o)
I have a thing for bald men!
that's because you're scared they'll headbutt you if you're not nice to them 🙁
