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 dazh
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Pfff my highly tongue in cheek comment about Mandelson has been deleted. Total sense of humour failure somewhere. 🙄


 
Posted : 13/05/2021 1:27 pm
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Was it seen as promoting drinking gin instead of proper beer? That is crossing a line.


 
Posted : 13/05/2021 1:30 pm
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Was it seen as promoting drinking gin instead of proper beer?

I think it might be that discussion of the drinking habits of jewish homosexuals is against forum policy?


 
Posted : 13/05/2021 1:34 pm
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Does that label say 9.5%...bloody hells bells!


 
Posted : 13/05/2021 1:35 pm
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Does that label say 9.5%

It does. Haven't tried it yet, will report back tomorrow evening. Would Peter Mandelson drink it though? Or is asking the question too anti-semitic for the likes of Bridges? 😏


 
Posted : 13/05/2021 1:40 pm
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Daz laughs in the face of 9.5%

Then he goes outside and shouts at buses


 
Posted : 13/05/2021 1:40 pm
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Given that the Israeli’s don’t give a flying **** what anyone thinks, least of all the leader of the opposition in the UK, why bother? Given that it will have absolutely zero impact on anything?

You couldn't be more wrong.

Obviously I'm using the 'couldn't be more wrong' comment very loosely binners. Your impressive ability to be wrong about stuff makes it very difficult to figure out when you could be more wrong.

Btw binners I think it's your picture posting talent which keeps me coming back to this thread. I hate reading dull stuff without any pictures.


 
Posted : 13/05/2021 1:44 pm
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Pfff my highly tongue in cheek comment about Mandelson has been deleted. Total sense of humour failure somewhere.

Maybe it's just because your idea of 'humour' isn't the same as other people's. YOU might have thought it was funny, I didn't. I found it very offensive. That's why I reported it. Good to see it's been removed. Quite why you thought it appropriate to refer to Mandelson's cultural heritage, I have no idea. It's clear you are ignorant about real anti-Semitism though. I don't personally believe you to be genuinely hateful, just thoughtless. Perhaps take the time to enlighten yourself a bit better, so you don't make the same mistakes in future.

I think it might be that discussion of the drinking habits of jewish homosexuals is against forum policy?

Would Peter Mandelson drink it though? Or is asking the question too anti-semitic for the likes of Bridges?

Ok, so you're now attempting to laugh it off, which is understandable, as you've been somewhat embarrassed. But move on now. You can rise above this nonsense.


 
Posted : 13/05/2021 1:45 pm
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I think I'd be on the floor. One of the things to "enjoy" in Morzine was the Mutzig at Bar Robinson. Speaking to the v grumpy owner there once, he told me it could be anything between 8-12% depending on a bunch of brewing sciency stuff that I didn't understand. Which sort of made it more understandable why my legs weren't working as well as I expected them to.


 
Posted : 13/05/2021 1:47 pm
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Your impressive ability to be wrong about stuff makes it very difficult to figure out when you could be more wrong.

Lol! You're going to need some Savlon on that burn, Binners. 😀


 
Posted : 13/05/2021 1:54 pm
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Perhaps take the time to enlighten yourself a bit better, so you don’t make the same mistakes in future.

Binners you know what you were saying yesterday about lefties being sanctimonious and patronising? You're not wrong in this case.


 
Posted : 13/05/2021 1:54 pm
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Ok, so you’re now attempting to laugh it off, which is understandable, as you’ve been somewhat embarrassed.

Dude, seriously, I think the lump of coal some-one shoved up your ass is probably well on it's way to becoming a diamond. Chill the **** out. We're none of us on a mission to seek the ultimate truth here, we're just slacking off our day jobs.


 
Posted : 13/05/2021 1:57 pm
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It's a well-known fact that only Jewish comedians can make jokes about Jews.

Are you Jewish dazh?

Are you even a comedian?

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I'm not sure if you are allowed to laugh at a joke about a Jew if you are not Jewish yourself. Probably not. Although if you are Jewish you have a cultural responsibility to laugh. It's a minefield out there in comedyland.


 
Posted : 13/05/2021 1:58 pm
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Afternoon comrade.

Stand back folks. The other one of the Chuckle Brothers is here 😉

It's fun, fun, fun from here on in...


 
Posted : 13/05/2021 2:04 pm
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A Jewish woman was at the beach with her son, when a huge wave washed him out sea. All of a sudden the clouds parted, a heavenly trumpeter sounded and God himself plucked the little boy out of the sea and returned him to safety on the beach.

The woman grabbed him hugged him, and lifting her head to the heavens said "He had a hat..."


 
Posted : 13/05/2021 2:04 pm
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Where's the report buttton..


 
Posted : 13/05/2021 2:07 pm
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it's not that bad a joke.


 
Posted : 13/05/2021 2:10 pm
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That's a bit tasteless binners. As a pasty-eating northern comedian yourself you must be aware that one of the Chuckle Brothers died a while back.


 
Posted : 13/05/2021 2:17 pm
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Walks into thread.
Walks right out again Grandpa Simpson style.


 
Posted : 13/05/2021 2:17 pm
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You know I love you really, Ernie 🙂

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Posted : 13/05/2021 2:21 pm
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Well I've always been moved and embarrassed by your special artwork dedicated to me.

Btw how's your colouring in been going recently, any nice pictures on your mum's fridge?


 
Posted : 13/05/2021 2:29 pm
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If that hasn't got a 5 minute intro by MrLololo on it,  I'm not buying it


 
Posted : 13/05/2021 2:35 pm
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Thought this survey was interesting.

https://twitter.com/SavantaComRes/status/1392780914183360513?s=19


 
Posted : 13/05/2021 2:38 pm
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If you want to see a non-Jew doing Jewish comedy, Eddie Murphy's your man:

Sublime.


 
Posted : 13/05/2021 2:54 pm
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Binners,  don't bring the Chuckle Brothers into this.

Good Rotherham lads, both


 
Posted : 13/05/2021 3:00 pm
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Thought this survey was interesting.

It is interesting. Interesting in that we have a multi party electorate, especially amongst young voters, and a voting system that means the Conservatives
are very happy about that.


 
Posted : 13/05/2021 3:05 pm
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Thought this survey was interesting.

It is interesting.

The rest of the thread would seem to disagree. If you talk about drinking, or jews, or ideally both you get a much better response. Bridges will even report you for good measure. 🙂


 
Posted : 13/05/2021 5:38 pm
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The Green party are clearly better than Labour, which is why I vote for them 🙂

And that explains why they are neck and neck with Labour on elected MPs


 
Posted : 13/05/2021 5:47 pm
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Bridges will even report you for good measure.

Or at the least demand an apology


 
Posted : 13/05/2021 5:54 pm
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If we had PR, I’d probably be voting Green as well. As would millions of others. But if we did so now, they might get a few more Green MPs, but the Conservative’s lead on seat count would be increased, not decreased, thanks to FPTP. The Tory hold on power would be even stronger.

Of course, we might soon find that Lucas is the exception rather than the rule, and those few extra Green MPs aren’t anywhere close to contributing what she is able to do in parliament, and go sulking back to an ever weaker Labour Party at the following election. I’m pretty sure the experiment wouldn’t be worth the conservative government our “wasted” votes would enable.


 
Posted : 13/05/2021 5:58 pm
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Now Armrest has Beckett suspended from the LP for offending Patel. Deary me. Can you imagine the tories suspending one of their own for offensive comments or * behaviour?


 
Posted : 14/05/2021 10:04 am
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https://twitter.com/BritainElects/status/1393112175699443713

More to the right please.

Let's just keep re-aligning our vacuous visionless position as the Tories move to a defined political position - we can be always be 20 degress closer to them - because you know Blair etc.

Don't ask us what we are doing though.

(Think Ian Dunt was a bit premature when he announced a functioning opposition was coming.)


 
Posted : 14/05/2021 10:04 am
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Now Armrest has Beckett suspended from the LP for offending Patel. Deary me. Can you imagine the tories suspending one of their own for offensive comments or * behaviour?

I can't tell if this is inverted wokeism or just good old fashioned anti-woke. I've no idea. Hate the term but someone is going to be jumping through lots of hoops on Talk Radio


 
Posted : 14/05/2021 10:07 am
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The people of Glasgow did a great thing yesterday. The calls should be for Patel to removed as a minister. Calling for her to be deported could be seen as playing with racism, don’t you think?


 
Posted : 14/05/2021 10:15 am
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Someone said on here he drinks a lot. I did wonder about his jowly face and comfy body and thought it was just desserts. Maybe the irritability, starey eyes, his love of the suspensions and the sack come from that.


 
Posted : 14/05/2021 10:19 am
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Put yourself in Starmers position. He'll have read that comment and thought "Oh FFS?!!".As would anyone else.

What a bloody stupid thing to say! It'd be an idiotic thing to say if you were talking to a mate in the pub, but to put it out on Twitter? Seriously? There are all manner of ways you can criticise Patel, for all manner of very legitimate reasons, but saying she should be deported is just brainless for very obvious reasons


 
Posted : 14/05/2021 10:21 am
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Well, this should be enough to get his suspension rescinded…

https://twitter.com/BeckettUnite/status/1392959417600065537?s=20


 
Posted : 14/05/2021 10:26 am
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He's managed the seemingly impossible. He's given Priti Patel the opportunity to take the moral high ground. Quite an achievement


 
Posted : 14/05/2021 10:28 am
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Now Armrest has Beckett suspended from the LP for offending Patel.

Not really. he suspended him for being racist.


 
Posted : 14/05/2021 10:28 am
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Not really. He suspended him for saying something that could be interpreted out of context as racist but wasn't

Stupid but not racist


 
Posted : 14/05/2021 10:33 am
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He's suspended him for being an idiot. See also: Rebecca Long-Bailey and Jeremy Corbyn


 
Posted : 14/05/2021 10:34 am
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Not really. he suspended him for being racist.

And is he a racist?

Is the allegation true?


 
Posted : 14/05/2021 10:34 am
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The interesting question is whether Priti Patel is a racist.

She's certainly had a few brown people deported.

And if she had been Home Secretary in 1971 her parents would have been deported for having insufficient funds/no guaranteed employment.

Although presumably she can't be called a racist as she isn't white Anglo-Saxon.

Ultimately the question is whether calling for deportations makes you a racist.

The answer appears to be yes if your name is Beckett, no if your name is Patel


 
Posted : 14/05/2021 10:42 am
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The interesting question is whether Priti Patel is a racist.

Thats a completely separate discussion

The fact of the matter is that the Tory party, somewhat unbelievably, has a very diverse front bench. Labour most definitely doesn't, and never has had.

So to have a senior labour figure publicly calling on social media for an BAME woman who is the daughter of immigrants to be deported is absolutely moronic, whatever it is she has or hasn't done


 
Posted : 14/05/2021 10:46 am
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It matters because he's just handed the Tories a stick to batter labour with, true or not. Next time labour try and get a message out someone will pipe up with "how's your racist mate?"


 
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