[Closed] Shameful revelations - confess your sins

I have some freeze dried coffee at home.

I failed the Pepsi challenge...

I could tell you but then I'd have to, you know...

there is not enough room on the internetz for my contribution to this thread

I'll never say no to a nice looking lady.

Rolled mrs.rocket's car practising handbrake turns

there is not enough room on the internetz for my contribution to this thread

Its OK I have removed the pictures of woppit worshipping in his finest pope costume, there is room now.

Rolled mrs.rocket's car practising handbrake turns

My productivity at work would be a hell of a lot more if i didn't spend so much time on this blinkin forum and wishing i was out riding!

Manchester Apollo, early '80s, with my little sister.

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Hangs head in shame.

MSP - Member

there is not enough room on the internetz for my contribution to this thread

Its OK I have removed the pictures of woppit

Not even close.

What was your story ?

I did a "handbrake turn" at about 40mph on a dry, gravel-free country road the day I passed my test

Bounced a lot but LUCKILY didn't roll it

I'll never say no to a nice looking [s]lady[/s] bloke in leather chaps with a big moustache

FTFY

I'm fatbike-curious

I don't really care about the Star Wars films - think they are a bit over-rated.

I have almost no idea how I get by at my job on a day to day basis.

There are far worse, but I almost feel this place isn't anonymous enough!

I've had two threesomes. me-2 girls. Me, bestmate- his bird.

ooh binners tell us more about episode 2

I have seen MC hammer live at the whitley bay ice rink

He gets confused. He's structured the sentence wrong. He means he's had 3 two-somes. 2 involved rent boys

[i]I've had two threesomes. me-2 girls. Me, bestmate- his bird. [/i]

...I think you've posted in the wrong thread hora as I don't believe you're actually ashamed about it.

Kev

I nearly stole a bike once.

I took a girl to see the cheeky girls.

I'm not as clever as people think I am, I'm just good at pretending to be clever.

As a bored child wondering the Cheshire countryside, I lit a very small fire, this then spread to the stupidly dry corn field which I thought was a fair distance away.
A whole field on fire although mesmerising was not my intention! sorry farmer dude.

He gets confused. He's structured the sentence wrong. He means he's had 3 two-somes. 2 involved rent boys

Out on the street, new year eve, a friend of mine kissed a female police officer, while at the same time I walked past & pinched her bum.

I picked him up the next day from the station & still to this day, he has no idea why he got locked up. 🙄

Just to set the record straight Binners isn't his best mate.....

bagpuss72 - Member
Just to set the record straight Binners isn't his best mate.....

Tea spitting LOL.

bagpuss72 - Member
Just to set the record straight Binners isn't his best mate.....

Class 😆

I've seen Nickleback in concert (and I enjoyed it/good stage show).

I've seen steps live. In my defence, I (along with the remainder of 3 commando brigade) was/were ordered to. "H" got some shit that day.

I saw Quo when I was 16.

With my dad.

He had 2 tickets and none of his friends wanted to go.

Also I dumped a girlfriend at [url= http://www.britishfireworks.co.uk/bang/ ]The British Fireworks Championships[/url] one year. Ooooooh! Aaaaaaah! 😳 I am still rather great friends with her and her husband who was a significant upgrade over me, and one or other of them still reminds me of the fireworks display every couple of years 😆

2 involved rent boys

Unlikely.

You have to pay for those.

I have seen Quo too.

I would like to see Nick Kershaw - nothing to be ashamed of there.

Now for another shameful confession...

I once (deliberately) lit the local 'big' bonfire on November 4 so I could watch the fire engine come and put it out. No fire engine came.

Ohh, and Mr Forster, head of King Jame's School Knaresborough, it was me that wrote 'SEX' as big as I possibly could on the large wall that your office looked out onto.

When I was a student I 'stole' my room mate's car with the intention of moving it into a different car park to freak him out. I reversed right into a wall.
Rather than owning up I put the car back, swept up the broken glass and put it near the car.
He thought someone had driven into it and buggered off; I never disabused him of that notion.....

I met the current Mrs B when we both applied for the same job. I got the job and she didnt. We're still together 12 years later. I've never quite got round to telling her that I knew the questions in advance.

She really wanted that job...

Mastiles when was it you did that at King James? I'm sure I used to know Mr forster, is he still alive? The staff used to have a walking club and stay in various climbing club huts/houses around the Lakes, do you remember that?

Ace thread by the way. I feel the need to own up to manay many things but see Cliff Richard live will sufice for now.

had to take her indoors to i think it was westlife or one of them type of boy bands, lucky for me the bar was open down stairs listened to the first song then she came and found me at the end of the night sat propping up a trade stand.we both had a good night.

Worked in a steelworks producing high quality steel, mate worked on the annealing furnace, lots of dials and lights flashing, and a big huge red button that said STOP, he said dont touch the big red button says STOP, i pointed at at and said this one,and hit it, emergency shutdown of the furnace, lots of alarms etc, and a clout across the head of my mate.

A few hundred tonnes of steel ruined, but still sent to a german car company for crankshafts .

There is a video of me doing a poem at a school function that I was supposed to have learned off by heart but I couldnt be bothered to learn, I had to fess up half way through. I still cringe.

I own a road bike!

There, I've said it, I can't take it back now... Oh hang on, I forgot, it's 2012 now not 2008, being Bi-curious is positively encouraged round these parts now not frowned upon like it used to be.

Right then... This one's a killer... You'll never believe this either, but I have 2 mountain bikes, I love them both equally, I've had them a little while now and have no desire to upgrade/replace them at all! Shocking I know... 😉

What's even worse is that one of them is a Maverick, and not only do I think that it rides well and for the kind of riding its aimed at the Monolink suspension design really is an excellent design, but I actually think it looks nice too! Biggest confession yet maybe? It is a Durance though mind, none of your retina burningly ugly ML8's thank you...

Oh, and here's hoping Bregante's Mrs never reads his posts on STW, otherwise his 12 years of marriage is going to come to a rather abrupt end! There's one secret I'd be taking to my grave with me...

Mastiles when was it you did that at King James? I'm sure I used to know Mr forster, is he still alive? The staff used to have a walking club and stay in various climbing club huts/houses around the Lakes, do you remember that?

Ohh and I did that particular bit of naughtiness in around 1975-7ish. It was visible for ages after - it was on the wall at the far side of the 'wreck' to the left of the playground (the boundary wall for the council depot accessed from Isles Lane next to Niddal Windows (opposite Isles Lane Fisheries).

MF how old are you? Are you Colin Macleod

This, this thread, is excellent. Not enough confessing IMO, all a bit light but some funny ditties none the less..

Moi??

I once told a girl I had Herpes so I could make my excuses and not sleep with her (she was insistent). Another? Ok then, I once told a girl I was studying matters of the cloth so I could make my excuses and turn down her rather forward offer.. More? Ok then I once drove a girl back to her place after a night out with mates, nice enough girl, she leapt over the passenger seat and into my lap where she promptly spread her legs and.. well.. you get the picture, I've never opened a car door faster in my life and I ran across the carpark and hid in the bushes next door until she stopped calling my name.

I'm not ghey BTW (not that it matters) I just didn't want to shag em' I'm nice me.

on cub camp on Guernsey I broke my James Bond watch swimming in the sea in it. when Michael Herman went into the showers I swapped my broken one with his one that worked...

I think my feasting on fat hairy pie on a Sunday evening at Reading Rock Festival trumps all of these

I once ran-over a small girl....whilst I was riding my Raleigh Activator

I saw the Care Bears live. Actually, who am I kidding I'm proud of that one 8)

I think my feasting on fat hairy pie on a Sunday evening at Reading Rock Festival trumps all of these

Fish Pie? If so, you are indeed winning...

bikebouy, you do know that your protestation you're not homosexual, actually means you're about 9/10's of the way there! All you need to do now is accept it, and move on... I mean, I've had to put a couple of slightly less than acceptable specimens down politely when they've made some kind of advances, but never have I flirted/fornicated to the point that Sex was kinda inevitable, only to then put them down... That's what poofs in denial do! 😉

I saw the Care Bears live. Actually, who am I kidding I'm proud of that one

I was a fan of their earlier work too.

i don`t get the Beatles music at all but everybody loves them.

hora - Member
MF how old are you? Are you Colin Macleod
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I once, just once, thought that TJ had a valid point in an 'argument'! 😳

connor mc leod Highlander???
is that who he means?

Surely he means Connor MacLeod of the clan MacLeod (who was born on the shores of Loch something or other...and...is immortal!)

Actually does that count as my confession?

I once voted Labour... 🙁

That's got to be far worse than getting off with the occasional chubbster at parties?

I bought MBUK, last month, bought SINGLETRACK this month as penance.

I left someone to die alone

on a lighter level of shame, I'm not actually a tubby singlespeederist and I may have owned a bike which is made from girders and has a colourful fruit and number in it's name despite my piss taking

Yeah yeah I doth protest too much, hahahaaa.

Another? Ok..

An old G/F of mine, way way back, was a bit of a, well, pain. Nice enough, pretty, tall, very healthy, rather fetching in Laura Ashley, bit Church God Bothersome type (you know them) far too clingy for her own good really and well a bit preachy. Anywhoo's we were together for 4 years.. until I left her in a carpark at Lake Bala in North Wales after one very long day windsurfing with mates.

I completely forgot she was with us until 40 odd miles down the road, I turned back obviously, but by the time I got there the damage was irreparable.

I think I still miss her.

😆 yes. Unless MF is the southern version of the McLeod clan and was/is called Colin.

I went to a Michael Bolton concert on the promise of a guaranteed lay..... after the concert she refused to give up the goods 🙄

I stayed at a mates house one new years eve when i was about 20 & was sick all the way up the stairs to the bathroom while everyone was asleep..... his 15 year old sister got the blame as she had come in rather late (but before i was sick) rather the worse for drink 😯

OK.. If I must..

I once actually weed in someone's shoes.
What can I say? She was annoying, I was hopelessly drunk, and they were some damn ugly shoes. They were new too.. Which brings a smile to my face even to this day! 😀

The brand new, (rather cheap) carpet at my landlord's house. It wasn't a manufacturing fault, I melted a patch in it trying to iron a creased poster.

And there wasn't a wiring fault either. The bulbs in the sitting room used to fail so frequently 'cos I repeatedly ****ted them while learning to juggle clubs.

When I was at school I nicked a lads sandwiches when he was having an epileptic fit.

sweepy - Member
When I was at school I nicked a lads sandwiches when he was having an epileptic fit.

Ha ha! Thats evil but brilliant!!

I think I still miss her.

LOL

I can relate to that... hehe

Anyway, I've done worse... Was only seeing this one girl for about 3 months, on paper everything was awesome. She had a good job, her own flat, was a total nymphomaniac with rather large top bollox, was very keen to get into cycling, and basically for some reason totally worshipped the ground I walked on. Which was probably the problem. Even though we got on really well, I couldn't get over the fact she was so ridiculously into me so quickly. She started to creep me out because of this, and just after she told me she'd (as a surprise) paid for the both of us to go to Dublin for a long weekend, I dumped her! Over the phone... 😳

I know, I know, I'm a terrible man etc... That's not the worst part though...

12 months later, at the age of 30, she errr... Came out the closet! Not even an "I'm bi-curious" phase, no no, she came out as a full on lover of the ladies, and then proceeded to have a string of quite serious relationships with a load of women (some of them quite fit going by the Facebook photos!).

Anyway... Fast forward another 18 months, and guess what... Turns out it was just a phase, she's met herself a nice man at work, got in a relationship, then got engaged, and now they're getting married... Ahhhhh 😀

Which is good, cos for a moment back then, I thought I'd actually turned a girl gay! 😯

At a student party in my first year at uni a Norwegian girl took a fancy to me and plied me with booze before jumping on me. After a bit of snogging she invited me back to her room which I considered but as it was on the first floor and involved walking up some stairs I declined (I was very pissed) and said good night. It was only after she'd gone I remembered I lived on the second floor.

I own a Focus MTB and having spent time on a Santa Cruz still can't work out what all the fuss is about

I think I still miss her

I used to look for expensive cars to wee on when walking home from the student union.

I've reached the age of 29 without ever punching anyone.

I've reached the age of 29 without ever punching anyone.

The last time I punched someone was when I was 18 (and that was sticking up for someone). I've been involved in fights since but never had to raise my hand. I'm utterly amazed at this.

It feels to me like how I imagine it must feel to reach this age without popping your cherry in a kind of "if it hasn't happened by now..." kind of way.

I've been involved in fights since but never had to raise my hand.

So... in other words, you've been repeatedly beaten up? Pussy!

I wouldn't hesitate if the situation called for it. Its just that every situation I've gone into was turned around even when naughty Stopadoodle got us into trouble with a large group of angry lads 😆

yes. Unless MF is the southern version of the McLeod clan and was/is called Colin.

Why on earth am I being compared to Highlander? I do wish there were some comparisons mind you

You mentioned you were somewhere in the 70's. I've always had you down as someone whose been around for ever soo....

You are Colin McLeod of the clan Mcleod, friend of Gary Ramírez

I have contributed twice to the print mag. I don't think I'll ever live it down.

During my little exile back in the UK, I really have quite enjoyed "Come Dine With Me" 🙂

A friend asked me to check over his CV on his laptop once, and where it mentioned his interest in photography, I added the single word "Pornographic" to the paragraph.

He didn't think to check over my alterations and printed a few out and sent them off before he noticed.

😳

You mentioned you were somewhere in the 70's. I've always had you down as someone whose been around for ever soo....

You are Colin McLeod of the clan Mcleod, friend of Gary Ramírez

😀

Well that means you have to top Gary, Colin.