[Closed] Shameful revelations - confess your sins

I once ran-over a small girl....whilst I was riding my Raleigh Activator

I saw the Care Bears live. Actually, who am I kidding I'm proud of that one 8)

I think my feasting on fat hairy pie on a Sunday evening at Reading Rock Festival trumps all of these

Fish Pie? If so, you are indeed winning...

bikebouy, you do know that your protestation you're not homosexual, actually means you're about 9/10's of the way there! All you need to do now is accept it, and move on... I mean, I've had to put a couple of slightly less than acceptable specimens down politely when they've made some kind of advances, but never have I flirted/fornicated to the point that Sex was kinda inevitable, only to then put them down... That's what poofs in denial do! 😉

I saw the Care Bears live. Actually, who am I kidding I'm proud of that one

I was a fan of their earlier work too.

i don`t get the Beatles music at all but everybody loves them.

hora - Member
MF how old are you? Are you Colin Macleod
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I once, just once, thought that TJ had a valid point in an 'argument'! 😳

connor mc leod Highlander???
is that who he means?

Surely he means Connor MacLeod of the clan MacLeod (who was born on the shores of Loch something or other...and...is immortal!)

Actually does that count as my confession?

I once voted Labour... 🙁

That's got to be far worse than getting off with the occasional chubbster at parties?

I bought MBUK, last month, bought SINGLETRACK this month as penance.

I left someone to die alone

on a lighter level of shame, I'm not actually a tubby singlespeederist and I may have owned a bike which is made from girders and has a colourful fruit and number in it's name despite my piss taking

Yeah yeah I doth protest too much, hahahaaa.

Another? Ok..

An old G/F of mine, way way back, was a bit of a, well, pain. Nice enough, pretty, tall, very healthy, rather fetching in Laura Ashley, bit Church God Bothersome type (you know them) far too clingy for her own good really and well a bit preachy. Anywhoo's we were together for 4 years.. until I left her in a carpark at Lake Bala in North Wales after one very long day windsurfing with mates.

I completely forgot she was with us until 40 odd miles down the road, I turned back obviously, but by the time I got there the damage was irreparable.

I think I still miss her.

😆 yes. Unless MF is the southern version of the McLeod clan and was/is called Colin.

I went to a Michael Bolton concert on the promise of a guaranteed lay..... after the concert she refused to give up the goods 🙄

I stayed at a mates house one new years eve when i was about 20 & was sick all the way up the stairs to the bathroom while everyone was asleep..... his 15 year old sister got the blame as she had come in rather late (but before i was sick) rather the worse for drink 😯

OK.. If I must..

I once actually weed in someone's shoes.
What can I say? She was annoying, I was hopelessly drunk, and they were some damn ugly shoes. They were new too.. Which brings a smile to my face even to this day! 😀

The brand new, (rather cheap) carpet at my landlord's house. It wasn't a manufacturing fault, I melted a patch in it trying to iron a creased poster.

And there wasn't a wiring fault either. The bulbs in the sitting room used to fail so frequently 'cos I repeatedly ****ted them while learning to juggle clubs.

When I was at school I nicked a lads sandwiches when he was having an epileptic fit.

sweepy - Member
When I was at school I nicked a lads sandwiches when he was having an epileptic fit.

Ha ha! Thats evil but brilliant!!

I think I still miss her.

LOL

I can relate to that... hehe

Anyway, I've done worse... Was only seeing this one girl for about 3 months, on paper everything was awesome. She had a good job, her own flat, was a total nymphomaniac with rather large top bollox, was very keen to get into cycling, and basically for some reason totally worshipped the ground I walked on. Which was probably the problem. Even though we got on really well, I couldn't get over the fact she was so ridiculously into me so quickly. She started to creep me out because of this, and just after she told me she'd (as a surprise) paid for the both of us to go to Dublin for a long weekend, I dumped her! Over the phone... 😳

I know, I know, I'm a terrible man etc... That's not the worst part though...

12 months later, at the age of 30, she errr... Came out the closet! Not even an "I'm bi-curious" phase, no no, she came out as a full on lover of the ladies, and then proceeded to have a string of quite serious relationships with a load of women (some of them quite fit going by the Facebook photos!).

Anyway... Fast forward another 18 months, and guess what... Turns out it was just a phase, she's met herself a nice man at work, got in a relationship, then got engaged, and now they're getting married... Ahhhhh 😀

Which is good, cos for a moment back then, I thought I'd actually turned a girl gay! 😯

At a student party in my first year at uni a Norwegian girl took a fancy to me and plied me with booze before jumping on me. After a bit of snogging she invited me back to her room which I considered but as it was on the first floor and involved walking up some stairs I declined (I was very pissed) and said good night. It was only after she'd gone I remembered I lived on the second floor.

I own a Focus MTB and having spent time on a Santa Cruz still can't work out what all the fuss is about

I think I still miss her

I used to look for expensive cars to wee on when walking home from the student union.

I've reached the age of 29 without ever punching anyone.

I've reached the age of 29 without ever punching anyone.

The last time I punched someone was when I was 18 (and that was sticking up for someone). I've been involved in fights since but never had to raise my hand. I'm utterly amazed at this.

It feels to me like how I imagine it must feel to reach this age without popping your cherry in a kind of "if it hasn't happened by now..." kind of way.

I've been involved in fights since but never had to raise my hand.

So... in other words, you've been repeatedly beaten up? Pussy!

I wouldn't hesitate if the situation called for it. Its just that every situation I've gone into was turned around even when naughty Stopadoodle got us into trouble with a large group of angry lads 😆

yes. Unless MF is the southern version of the McLeod clan and was/is called Colin.

Why on earth am I being compared to Highlander? I do wish there were some comparisons mind you

You mentioned you were somewhere in the 70's. I've always had you down as someone whose been around for ever soo....

You are Colin McLeod of the clan Mcleod, friend of Gary Ramírez

I have contributed twice to the print mag. I don't think I'll ever live it down.

During my little exile back in the UK, I really have quite enjoyed "Come Dine With Me" 🙂

A friend asked me to check over his CV on his laptop once, and where it mentioned his interest in photography, I added the single word "Pornographic" to the paragraph.

He didn't think to check over my alterations and printed a few out and sent them off before he noticed.

😳

You mentioned you were somewhere in the 70's. I've always had you down as someone whose been around for ever soo....

You are Colin McLeod of the clan Mcleod, friend of Gary Ramírez

😀

Well that means you have to top Gary, Colin.

In a similar vein to the OP, I've seen the boy band Blue live. 😳

It was at our uni grad ball, and they were getting loads of bottles chucked at them. One of them threw one back into the crowd, and hit a disabled person in a wheelchair in the face! Oops.

Was this in Leeds?

Oh that reminds me - I once set fire to a disabled girl in a wheelchair in a nightclub 🙂

Yup meehaja. Were you there too? 🙂

As a young lad of 13 or so in the 70's, thought that wearing a pair of white jeans with tartan sewn on the turnups would make me a babe magnet.

Entered into a marriage of convenience to get a residency visa many years ago.

i once gave some aussie fella a spliff, but the weed content was exchanged for a whole box of match heads. he burnt his hand, his lips and wanted to go to hospital to check for smoke damage. was quite funny then, still think it is funny now......

@Grum, I wasn't there, but I remember hearing about it, didn't the Leeds uni rugby club start a fight with them as well?

mastiles_fanylion - Member
Oh that reminds me - I once set fire to a disabled girl in a wheelchair in a nightclub

That reminds me of an incident at The Hacienda many many years ago.

The Happy Mondays were sat in one of the booths under the DJ box. My mate (mashed off his face) thought he would join them. He trundled over, sat down, stuck a fag in his mouth, whipped out his lighter... and dropped it down the sleeve of his jacket. He went up in flames and had to put himself out by tipping his pint over himself.

Shaun and the boys didn't bat an eyelid.

Pretended to have a mechanical / puncture at the side of the road, 2 miles into a 10 mile TT, having gone off way too fast, and blowing myself to bits in the first 5 mins. Knowing that there was no way back to a good time and my tactical stupidity was going to lead to PW (personal Worst) for the course. my head went completely I got off the bike and looked down and stared feigning huge dissapointment at a perfectly intact and fully inflated back tyre, I rolled back to the start the way I came, with the outgoing riders behind me, passing me coming the other way with sporting and consolatory words of support "unluckly mate", "bad luck" etc etc 😳

PS this was a one off 🙂

Whilst drunk at Uni, we'd see if we could piss in a friends pocket without them noticing

It was surprisingly difficult, so we started picking on drunk strangers on the dance floor

Managed to piss in 2 stranger's pockets without them noticing.

Shameful? Yes. Am i proud? Very!