MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
We will be in touch
Today I ordered a portrait of the Queen.
what about you?
Rules are - just what you did not why.
ordered one of every lego minifig ever launched that comes with a guitar from ebay
On Wednesday: Touched a sweaty bloke and shouted "YUERGH!"
Jumped on a box 30 times
Burnished a pivot.
Laid on the floor in co-op with my legs in the air pretending to be a dead rat.
Picked a number between one and fifty
Cut my left ankle repeatedly, then did my right shin.
Cut some floral patterned crutches to the required length.
made myself a coffee and didn't drink it
Created the Balt Masala.
Spent a cosy 2 mins stood in the porch with a DPD driver waiting for his machine to allow him to deliver my parcel.
Chopped a bit of my big toe off with an axe.
Vacuumed around 1,000,000 thunderbugs from every surface in the kitchen after the bi-folds had been left open for the whole afternoon.
Thi also caused me to find out that thunderbugs like Stella. Bastards.
Named our new lab puppy 'Skipper'
Accidentally punched myself in the balls.
Biked up Mt Lujar with weeksy (well, last week, strictly speaking).
Used my newly-acquired plunge pool this afternoon for the first time.
Stood in a window with a naked toddler whilst trying to get random pedestrians to wave at us
New coffee machine ordered and delivered
Sang the entire chorus of Respectable by Mel and Kim to a co-worker
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Brought a wooden sword and some ice hockey gloves
Laughed at a sign for Tittensor.
Went to clip and climb with 9 8 year olds and 2 6 year olds......I had lots of fun
Practised standing on just my left leg, arms out, arms in, eyes open and eyes closed.
- Rode bike in FoD (first proper ride in 10 months)
- Fell off bike in FoD
- Discovered the best cheap and quick cornershop dessert EVER!
- Shared the recipe for above, below! Trust me on this:
Almond fingers (cut 2 or 3 of 'em into chunks, use scissors)
Vanilla ice cream
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Place almond finger chunks in bowl and microwave for 1 min
Scoop ice cream on top.
Make omnom noises. Top-tip- it lasts a little longer if you eat with a teaspoon, using the larger spoon to fend off incoming friends/relatives/pets
Learned that the German for birth control tablets is "antibabypille."
Phoned a bloke to tell him his wife isn't having an affair.
Suggested to my girlfriend that she get somebody to help us to trick her husband in to thinking she's not having an affair with me
Bought a couple of sausage rolls.
Got a bloody tax refund!
Stood in an alleyway for 15 minutes waiting for someone to climb over a fence. When he tried to - I pushed him back over.
Sat in the waiting room of my psychiatrist listenining to a man tell the woman next to him that his voices had started having staring competitions.
Made an ornamental garden chicken from wood and cycling bits
Drove to Swansea walked into a room and uttered the words "nah, it's ****ed mate" and left again.
Used an SDS hammer drill to break into my own workshop
matt_outandabout - Member
Got a bloody tax refund!
High five! My two hours on the phone with HMRC this morning were well spent.
Bought some noddle sauce (just the sauce) ... turn out brilliant ... 😛
Easily use for lazy launch.
OT but
pictures?Made an ornamental garden chicken from wood and cycling bits
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Stood in an alleyway for 15 minutes waiting for someone to climb over a fence. When he tried to - I pushed him back over.
I really need to know more.
It's tomorrow but that still counts as this week right?
Going to Crystal Maze (the game show thing), heard it's supposed to be good.
Used a doc leaf for the first time since I was a kid.
Sorry funkmasterp. OP's rules.
Rules are - just what you did not why.
Thought of 3 random numbers.
Which were 136, 19563 and 65.
Nah, scrap that. They were 88878, 323 and 12.
Or was it 99867, 67 and 11182?
@captainflasheart - I also got promotion and pay rise.
#oneupmanship
Good for you, Matt! Great news.
Your round?
I was herding ducks yesterday 🙂
Cable tied squares of polythene over the tops of 8ft stakes.
Got a parking ticket cancelled 🙂
Bought a pork pie in a pub for £2.25 that was so big I had to share it with two ride buddies. (Third was a veggie, luckily)
Partially flooded a Travelodge.
Scooped a fledgling blue tit off the pavement in my Panama hat and hid it in a bush.
Bought another 116 acres of cider orchard for a client.
Suggested to an old lady that she should tuck her breasts back into her nightie and do the buttons up.
Considered, not for the first time, taking up archery.
stuck a pin in my foot deliberatly
Told a colleague that her (augmented last year) boobs looked magnificent.
attended a meeting on bikinis and swimwear
Radiographed a Peregrine Falcon.
Climbed over a roof.
Got pecked by a swan and took it as a sign of affection
Met the dude we use as The Face Of The University on all our publications, at his graduation. He had no idea, and was a wee bit taken aback when I showed him the prospectus and said we printed 100000 of these with your mug on it. 10 out of 10 for observation chief.
Going to Crystal Maze (the game show thing), heard it's supposed to be good.
Great fun. 😀
Helped some teenagers put out a small fire from a barbecue that had got out of hand. I still can't work out if they lit it as a prank or just stumbled on someone else's abandoned stupidity.