[Closed] Random stuff you did this week.

ordered one of every lego minifig ever launched that comes with a guitar from ebay

On Wednesday: Touched a sweaty bloke and shouted "YUERGH!"

Jumped on a box 30 times

Burnished a pivot.

Laid on the floor in co-op with my legs in the air pretending to be a dead rat.

Picked a number between one and fifty

Cut my left ankle repeatedly, then did my right shin.

Cut some floral patterned crutches to the required length.

made myself a coffee and didn't drink it

Created the Balt Masala.

Spent a cosy 2 mins stood in the porch with a DPD driver waiting for his machine to allow him to deliver my parcel.

Chopped a bit of my big toe off with an axe.

Vacuumed around 1,000,000 thunderbugs from every surface in the kitchen after the bi-folds had been left open for the whole afternoon.

Thi also caused me to find out that thunderbugs like Stella. Bastards.

Named our new lab puppy 'Skipper'

Accidentally punched myself in the balls.

Biked up Mt Lujar with weeksy (well, last week, strictly speaking).

Used my newly-acquired plunge pool this afternoon for the first time.

Stood in a window with a naked toddler whilst trying to get random pedestrians to wave at us

New coffee machine ordered and delivered

Sang the entire chorus of Respectable by Mel and Kim to a co-worker
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Brought a wooden sword and some ice hockey gloves

Laughed at a sign for Tittensor.

Went to clip and climb with 9 8 year olds and 2 6 year olds......I had lots of fun

Practised standing on just my left leg, arms out, arms in, eyes open and eyes closed.

- Rode bike in FoD (first proper ride in 10 months)
- Fell off bike in FoD
- Discovered the best cheap and quick cornershop dessert EVER!
- Shared the recipe for above, below! Trust me on this:

Almond fingers (cut 2 or 3 of 'em into chunks, use scissors)
Vanilla ice cream

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Place almond finger chunks in bowl and microwave for 1 min
Scoop ice cream on top.

Make omnom noises. Top-tip- it lasts a little longer if you eat with a teaspoon, using the larger spoon to fend off incoming friends/relatives/pets

Learned that the German for birth control tablets is "antibabypille."

Phoned a bloke to tell him his wife isn't having an affair.

Suggested to my girlfriend that she get somebody to help us to trick her husband in to thinking she's not having an affair with me

Bought a couple of sausage rolls.

Got a bloody tax refund!

Stood in an alleyway for 15 minutes waiting for someone to climb over a fence. When he tried to - I pushed him back over.

Sat in the waiting room of my psychiatrist listenining to a man tell the woman next to him that his voices had started having staring competitions.

Made an ornamental garden chicken from wood and cycling bits

Drove to Swansea walked into a room and uttered the words "nah, it's ****ed mate" and left again.

Used an SDS hammer drill to break into my own workshop

matt_outandabout - Member
Got a bloody tax refund!

High five! My two hours on the phone with HMRC this morning were well spent.

Bought some noddle sauce (just the sauce) ... turn out brilliant ... 😛

Easily use for lazy launch.

OT but

Made an ornamental garden chicken from wood and cycling bits

and

Stood in an alleyway for 15 minutes waiting for someone to climb over a fence. When he tried to - I pushed him back over.

I really need to know more.

It's tomorrow but that still counts as this week right?

Going to Crystal Maze (the game show thing), heard it's supposed to be good.

Used a doc leaf for the first time since I was a kid.

Sorry funkmasterp. OP's rules.

Rules are - just what you did not why.

Thought of 3 random numbers.

Which were 136, 19563 and 65.

Nah, scrap that. They were 88878, 323 and 12.

Or was it 99867, 67 and 11182?

@captainflasheart - I also got promotion and pay rise.
#oneupmanship

Good for you, Matt! Great news.

Your round?

I was herding ducks yesterday 🙂