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Lester, you claim an intellect of high standards and yet you are seemingly illiterate. Very poor trolling. Have you not heard of punctuation?
So, you dine in Chelsea? That's my part of the world. Whereabouts do you live? £320 for two without wine? Why the hell did you not have a bottle?
To be honest, there are too many holes in your "story" for you to be real. Trolling, and not very good trolling at that.
what does cfh mean?
I can imagine him sitting alone in his unfurnished flat, surrounded by stolen goods, wanting desperately to post something, but then stopping himself. "No I can't, I've said I'm eating out tonight" as the doorbell goes and dominos is delivered for the 5th time this week
😆
Genuine lol from me there.
lester if your iq is so high how can you seriously look at these adverts on ebay and not think that they are a bit shady?
its a TLA
Lester - Member
what does cfh mean?
He, that is to say I, means that you are full of bovine excrement.
Lester, I'm from the south and I think you are nothing but a cockstand.
So far, you have claimed that you're a hardman by offering someone out, wealthy, to have a beautiful bird, 45 bikes in a year, a chalet (did you say you had a lambo?)and a high IQ (which you have not demonstrated in any way). Bet you were in the SAS too.
I'm calling bullsh1t.
I reckon you're 17 years old, 5'8", 9 stone and still sucking on mammys t1t.
What do you reckon Moz?
Gordon Ramsay - Royal Hospital Road
A La Carte - 3 course 90 quid
Tasting Menu - 7 course 120 quid
you're so rich you left a 100 quid tip, what a guy
captain flash heart try this for size. if Chelsea i s your part of the world 3 weeks ago i went to the restaurant at the top of the roof gardens in chelsea, do you know it if so what is it called. i know that you can park outside Gordon Ramseys restaurant in Royal Hospital road as there is a single yellow line outside and that the bouncers on the door of the discreet restaurant are very pleasant as they open the door for you.
i also know that you can park in hyde park and walk to the royal albert hall which i do when i visit there. i also know the barbers opposite Chelsea football club where some of the younger players have their hair cut. As i said only comment on what you know, would you like to call me and have a conversation with me and still see if you consider me to be illiterate?
the walter mitty of stw 😉
also i dont have wine because i dont drink and drive and i have to get up at 4am. and the tip is included in the service charge you pleb
This topic has been great reading - 9/10
But I'm off for a night ride - hopefully get back into this in an hour and a half to catch up on the goings on.
Hopefully everyone will have had a beer and we will all be friends - just not with Lester
A barber where kevballing plebs have their hair cut? You expect me to be impressed by that?
2/10. Must try harder.
i know you can park on my station yard but not outside but you need a security pass to get thru the gate , i know the bouncers in tiger tiger a jockeys and i cut my own hair . do i win a prize ?
so why did you pay 320 quid for a meal that at most only cost 240 quid?
are you so rich it doesn't matter and you just slap down whatever comes out of your pocket?
[swoons] I wish I was like Lester, he's great[/swoons]
yes the taster menu is £120 each one glass of champagne each, and coffees after comes to £295 and with a 12.5% service charge it comes to about £320.
in fact the Fat duck was dearer, but not as nice as Raymond le blancs place in Great Milton. the fact is i can prove everything i have said as my girlfriend keeps a menu from every restaurant we go to and the bill. in fact we had the best meal at the Gavroche, mind you Jamie OLIVERS 15 was a great laugh but the best restaurant was Haikkidos. also when we went to Nobu we went to the funky Bhudda next door for a dance after . has it not clicked yet i am telling the truth and have been all along!
pmsl @ mick, dont hose him down!
After all the restaurant visits - when do you get chance to go riding?
Lester, don't forget to kick the cat on your way out, top stuff keep it coming.
Top tip, this is the internet, don't take it too seriously, CFH lives in a tower block in Hackney & drives a mk111 escort in the real world 😉
Warton i am not rich and i dont profess to be, i drive an 18 year old car and a ten year old car i just have more money than you and i save it and spend it on things i like just like you, we may have different tastes and a different budget but we do the same thing.
Flasheart you gave it the biggun about Chelsea being your manor i was not trying to impress you, listen guys i made a mistake in joining in here.i am not part of your clan sorry for joining in, we come from different worlds and i guess we are glad we are not part of each others.
has it not clicked yet i am telling the truth and have been all along!
You were close until this...
my girlfriend
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what part of hackney? i used to live in a tower block in hackney and played soccer on the marshes for 25 years till my manager took me off saying milk turns fater than me lol
my girlfriend?? please explain
Its strange you presume to be richer than me. why is that?
Well if were having a pi**ing contest, here goes:
me and our lass have eaten out five times this month alone (ok, four of those were at McDonalds and once at the local curry house, but we dont save the menus). The wife once nicked a fanny rag bag from Harry Ramsden's but I dont think that counts. I've got two pushbikes (my newest one cost eight hundred quid, top that), the wife drives a Beetle and I'm in debt up to my ballbag for a two year old Harley. I have an enormous mortgage and quite an impressive overdraft, I work 14 hour days as a charge nurse, and I havent sacked anybody this week. Next, the size of my c**k...
Applauds Barnsleymitch! Chapeau, sir, chapeau!
lol barnsleymitch. you haven't lived till you've sacked people man, get a grip of yourself
I know, just guess I need to MTFU and put my sacking suit on. Just wait a while though, I need to go to the funky buddah for a bit of a dance first!
just read the last few posts - think I may go back to the beginning for a laugh 🙂
NEVER go to the funky Buddah without going to Nobu first, thats schoolboy, isn't it Mozza?
Lester getting down and dirty at the Buddah:
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While we're waiting, does anybody know what's happened to moz? Other than his post two hours ago (a disappointing 'freaks', but at least he spelled it correctly), he appears to have gone quiet. Damn you sir, I have moral conundrums that need answering now!
backhander do you know the othr guys on here? well this is what i suggest why dont you and me meet up somewhere and i will show you pictures of the bikes i have had i9n 3 years., i will show you the restaurant receipts and you can judge for yourself if i am illiterate, then i will kick your butt! if you want to know i am 57 hard as f********g nails and eat ****s like you for breakfast. end of story if any one wants to meet me to discuss anything leave your number and i will call you, without fail! i am off out now look forward to reading your posts in the morning, you bunch of losers
Enjoy you meal Lester.
I can heartily recommend the Pepperoni Passion and chicken strippers
I dont know about the rest of you, but when I read that last gem from Lester, a bit of wee came out. Hard as nails sir I tell thee!
make sure you go large with that . help feed that big old brain of yours
Lester, you really are priceless! Please stay here, please!
i actually did a bit of a sex wee and a little trump i can still see the small particles of poo in the air as i type
Do you think he's really gone out, or is he just sitting really quietly with the lights off?
Christ is this still going?
*wanders off*
can anyone just summarise very briefly what happened here - didnt realise it was 15 pages long 🙁
And is anyone else tempted to leave him their number? Not sure I'd want him to ring me without fail! He's quite scary when he loses it isnt he?
Still p**s funny though, and although it's cruel, I cant resist baiting him, the big mentaller.
hitman, I have ignored all that has gone before and joined only recently. It's jolly good fun.
Essentially, Lester claims to be posher than me, wealthier than the Queen and better fed than Nicholas Soames. It's sublime comedy, do hang around!
What an amazing combo.
Right you bike freaks I'm off for some caviar, a shag, and a fight.
I've got a bike to clean for tomorrow, so come on Mozza, lets have one more soundbite, if its as good as
lester say he got the dolla, yes from bikes
I will literally sh*t myself
could we merge this with the 'photo of a bike thief' thread somehow?
then i will kick your butt! if you want to know i am 57 hard as f*****g nails and eat * like you for breakfast. end of story if any one wants to meet me to discuss anything leave your number and i will call you, without fail! i
I'd very much like to see that!
Chuck an email on and I'll forward you my number.
Law of the jungle states that kittens dont f*** cats.
Oh my eyes. Why have I wasted a chunk of last night and tonight reading this?
i bet he uses chuck bog paper too 😉
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lester
give me your number and ill ring you, could do with a bit of a workout, not sparred with a southern softee for years
How can you possibly summarise the genius that is this thread? It's like asking for the highlights of War and peace. Basically, somebody saw an Ibis frame on fleabay that was probably nicked. After some to-ing and fro-ing between a couple of cops that frequent this forum, a guy calling himself Lester popped up and admitted having bought the frame from a guy in Leeds. Shortly after this, someone calling himself moz came on claiming to be the seller. This chap didnt appear able to find his own bo**ocks with both hands and a bo**ock map, but was VERY funny, in a badly spelled, chavvy way. At one stage, Lester said he was moz, but then said he wasnt. Somebody else posted a picture of Morrisey, so the thread got a bit Smithsey for a while, and then (christ I'm getting dizzy) I offered to print up some moz t-shirts. He then offered to make sweet sweet love to my wife, and told us (the STW massive) that we were 'a bunch of freeks'. Then for some unfathomable reason, Lester (try and keep up, please) started bragging about how rich he was, how he was forever eating in posh restaurants, and that he had a ginormous IQ. He then offered us all out, and went off, supposedly to have dinner at one of Gordon Ramsey's restaurants. And I think that's about it - phew.
EDIT moz originally was pretending to be one of the buyers but he was tripped up by his unbelievably retarded rat brain.
This chap didnt appear able to find his own bo**ocks with both hands and a bo**ock map
I'm going to use that mitch
Feel free old love, I probably nicked it off someone else anyway.
barnsley - top edit there mate! V impressed with that - I was one of those b*llox on the map that was lost but at least now I know whats going on! **** me if that bloke Lester isnt half a plum - he reminds me of Smee!
I dont care who he is, but I cant wait for him (and his alter-ego moz) to get back - it'll be even better if he comes home pi**ed!
He is top drawer entertainment thats for sure - he should have his own show!
There was no
to-ing and fro-ing
on mine or the other officer’s part, thank you! We did our bit by getting onto Jungle and informing them of our concerns, which given the rather suspicious circumstances was the correct and proportionate response I think. It was left with them to determine whether the frames were those stolen from their previous burglary. I assume that they checked their records and made the relevant comparisons with the frames on Ebay before deciding on a course of action/inaction. I did ask for an update from them but as yet I’ve not received a reply.
Companies such as Jungle/Stiff have a policy of not getting caught up in Internet forum babble and given the lunacy that this thread has degenerated into who can blame them?
The comedy with this thread though has been hitherto unrivalled. Few threads/posts beat it.
All the best.
The comedy with this thread though has been hitherto unrivalled
agreed. I miss Moz.
Can someone exaplain how Moz / Lester actually [u]found[/u] this thread and started to join in?
And £320 for some food FFS !!!! I could pay £10 for a pizza and have £310 left over to pay for escorts @ £120 per hour 😀
Pretty sure now that him and moz are one and the same, unless he's invited him (apparently he has a look of 'rain man' dont you know) to some fine dining chez Ramsey - and we've all been told that he can afford it as well - "lester say he got the dolla, yes from bikes".
Best thread ever...
If the poor hard done by coppers had half a brain, then they would log the IP & be around his mansion before he got back from supper, but as pretty much all of STW, and the internet in general, is complete bollox, then I expect to see this thread becoming the first ever 1000+ thread on STW.
And I for one shall enjoy it 🙂
plenty left over for coke and hookers after his big mac large meal 😉
deluded - didnt mean to be flippant with my 'to-ing and fro-ing' comment, was just trying to sum this madness up as briefly as possible.
mi©k, hookers in the smarter parts of That London's Famous London don't come cheap. Apparently.
A friend told me.
No, really. He did.
CFH, you had a namesake on a site called ARRSE.
He was/is a bit of a legend but got banned and now has to call himself lord flasheart. Idon't think it's you [i]is it?[/i]
backhander, not me, I'm afraid, but I am aware of his work!
I didn't think so, you're too pleasant and also too young, I think.
he's a fu**ing animal. I quote;
I can see a load of letters but they appear to be written by someone who has a mouth wand rammed up their starfish. Your grammar is like watching the porn version of Countdown, you spack-handed moon-head.
alot of folk on here only seem to get exercise when they jump to conclusions..u know who u r
Jesus....just read all of this....my god.
Amazing.
Lester - I couldn't care less about your eating/driving/cash habits but - what sort of Hifi you got? 😯
, i have just finished this weeks wages for 80 people, i have laid off 6 men, booked work for 75 men next week,
Ah Lester you brick... 80 minus 6 = 74, so how did you book work for 75? ... lol you tool
Maths = FAIL
1. wetherspoons might be reallife and real beer to backward northerners
Epic fail again, Im from the South......
1. my guess you have never eaten anywhere that you dont have to have chips and ketchup with everything!
Epic fail 3 - I have eaten with the Prince of Doha as his guest, should have cost £1000 per head, eaten at the ritz etc... over priced, over hyped, media generated tosh but hey at least I got a free drink. Give me weatherspoons any time, I hate posh resturants "can I have an ale please", "im sorry sir we only sell overpriced, bottled sh1te that you have never heard off, oh and it tastes bloody awful", "certainly I will have a bottle of gut rot, please take my spleen as a down payment"
, i have just finished this weeks wages for 80 people, i have laid off 6 men, booked work for 75 men next week,Ah Lester you brick... 80 minus 6 = 74, so how did you book work for 75? ... lol you tool
Maths = FAIL
He has employed another person in the meantime?
Sorry 😳
oh we'll have less of that,Lester has enough friends on here already thankyou very much
god what an amazing thread.just totaly bizzar.
havn,t they got medication for the moz/lester syndrome.
Every time I see a new post added, I start getting a bit excited, thinking that the forum phenomena known as Lester / moz (or the artist formally known as p**s) has returned. Come back buddy - cant you get Gordon bloody Ramsey to sort you out a doggy bag?
a good dose of Chlorpromazine should clear this matter up.
Yeah, but it wouldnt be nearly so funny...
S**t rob, now youve got me worried - it would be very, very wrong of me, especially as I'm a psychiatric nurse, to mock or goad people with mental health problems, and therefore, I diagnose Lester as 'hard of thinking' - now that slight ethical dillema's out of the way, let the baiting commence!
Ah well (three posts in a row - how sad is that?), I'm gonna say goodnight and godbless and go to bed. Lesters probably getting down with his bad self at funky buddah, and moz is more than likely shinning up a pensioners drainpipe in Beeston, so I'm afraid I simply cant be arsed waiting any longer. Its been emotional...
[url= http://www.lfplc.net/news_lester.html ]Lovin' it, absolutely lovin' it! [/url]