[Closed] New user - hello.

Greetings.
Are you well off or in deep poverty?

Welcome aboard.

And may we all take this oportunity to congratulate you on your recent Eurovision renaissance.

You've big boots to fill

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Hello Don Simon,
I'm pleased to meet a member of the Spanish aristocracy, they've thrown me some good parties over the years. I'm very well off thankyou, I hope you are too. 2012 will be a good year.
Engle.

According to the head of Mercadona the only good thing about 2012 is that it isn't 2013. Not a good outlook.
Salu2.

Binners,
I believe I've had a Spanish Waltz or two with at least two members of that group, although I was rather drunk at the time.
Engle.

Don Simon, "Spanish aristocracy"??? He's just a cheap tetrabrik wino!

Looking fine!
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Si danke schon, bonjour 😉

Don Simon, "Spanish aristocracy"??? He's just a cheap tetrabrik wino!

Oooh, that belt was a mistake! The rest of the outfit's bang tidy though.
Engle.

Wha gwan, me bredren?

You must be Scottish and ginger Captain.

He's back!!! 😆

Why can't we call you Dave?

greetings and salutations, i hope you do us proud at that singing competition.

Why can't we call you Dave?

You must aspire to be a 'big hitter' and acquire a specific set of suspension forks in order to posses people in the event of a missdamena.

He's back!!!

are you sure..?

The palms don't look hairy enough to me..

Reluctant - Member
He's back!!!

Indeed.

can we call you Fred?

What are your views on 'Lazytown'?

OP, what's your favourite colour? 😀

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Is it too early for this?

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or this..?

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What are your views on 'Lazytown'?

Welcome....back

He's back.

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Very er, confident for a new boy eh? We had one like that in our school. He ended up getting into loads of fights.

Seeing as its lunchtime. Kebab?....

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Sorry if its badly packed

Hello and welcome.

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Very er, confident for a new boy eh? We had one like that in our school. He ended up getting into loads of fights.

Welcome to a beautiful forum, hope they don't accuse you of trolling! 🙄

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Thanks Rupert! This can be my first lesson - what's trolling?

Thanks Rupert! This can be my first lesson - what's trolling?

This can be my first lesson - what's trolling?

You will have to do better than that.

I'm oot.

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LoLing at binners that's sooo rude.

Waves at Eng.

Has he been banned for life yet?

Wikipedia has helped me, I see your concerns. I'll keep it on topic then.
Eng.

I'm not sure he is back.

Engle has a little P, Fred didn't I very much doubt he would pay up after the way he left.

I'm not sure he is back.
Engle has a little P, Fred didn't I very much doubt he would pay up after the way he left.

Quick question - if you wanted to be called Eng, why not sign up as Eng? Only readers of this thread will know what you want to be called.
And it's DeBz with a "B" 😉 (sorry, in joke.)

Just in case you really dont know.
Fred was a forum big hitter that got banned for life a month or so ago. Everybody thinks you are him. You may well be nobody knows you.

Quick question - if you wanted to be called Eng, why not sign up as Eng? Only readers of this thread will know what you want to be called.
And it's DeBz with a "B" (sorry, in joke.)

I honestly don't care who he/she is, I just want them banned for life anyway.

Along with that DezB, if he ever shows up again.

It's not elf everyone.. relax 🙂

Ban that Mark fella too. I'd forgotten about him.

Just in case you really dont know.
Fred was a forum big hitter that got banned for life a month or so ago. Everybody thinks you are him. You may well be nobody knows you.

Burn the witch!!!!!!

Mark - Resident Grumpy
It's not elf everyone.. relax

In that case, flee. You'll soon become one of us if you don't....

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Yeah, some people are [i]desperate[/i] for the return of the Fred.

Nice group shot, reminds me of family Christmasses.
Phew, narrowly avoided lynchmob there! Thanks for sparing me.

I like Fred.

I meant the others...

Well so do I molgrips, but I fear we shall not see his like again. humperdink, however, seems like a thoroughly nice chap, and I salute his taste in both knitwear and belts. Hello sir, and welcome to the forum.

Hey dinck, I'm not too fussed about people who are/not banned. I am however interested in what you ride, where and how you maintain your facial hair.

I have a Trance, rigid Prince Albert 69er and like to use clippers in Brighton. Stanmer Park and the South Downs are my local trails.

Welcome to STW 😀

Hello Herman,
I mostly ride an '07 Santa Cruz Chameleon in 'battered' paint scheme, and I take it everywhere with me. The facial hair is an upkeep nightmare, but it's worth it for all the ladies throwing their panties at you when crooning Release Me.

*is jealous of the awesome blackness of the humperdinck sidies*

Mine, sadly, have a distinctly ginnerish tint. I am jealous of the blackness of hump's sidies, and may well have the beginnings of a man crush. Dont say anything to yeti, but I feel a bromance in the air!

You're dead to me.

In a nice way. I'd even take you to the taxidermist.

I'll give them a brush for you.

But it wouldnt actually [i]mean[/i] anything yeti, it would be just a bit of a sidie fling.

Okay... you have to film it though and you're not allowed to do the 'special' handshake.

😆

There's a certain, almost sensuous beauty in the word 'Humperdinck', but it's too long to type out regularly.

How do you feel about "Humpy"?

Welcome to the madhouse.

There's a certain, almost sensuous beauty in the word 'Humperdinck', but it's too long to type out regularly.

Dinky, do you type your username out frequently?