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Forget MSE and Defender, just get one of these.

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Kill me now.


 
Posted : 21/05/2015 2:49 pm
 nbt
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[quote=Cougar dijo]
Kill me now.

I can't, till you move away from all that Malachite protecting you


 
Posted : 21/05/2015 2:53 pm
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Wow, do people really believe this stuff?


 
Posted : 21/05/2015 2:54 pm
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Can you imagine the sheer effort of will of the person writing that not to crack up in bits laughing.


 
Posted : 21/05/2015 2:55 pm
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It's not just computers! Crystals and s*** can also fix up your home audio system.

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http://www.machinadynamica.com/machina31.htm


 
Posted : 21/05/2015 2:58 pm
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Are you seriously shitting me??? Do people really believe that crap?

FFS. I sometimes despair of the idiots that inhabit this planet.


 
Posted : 21/05/2015 3:03 pm
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I'll just pen test that...


 
Posted : 21/05/2015 3:05 pm
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Just make sure you install it the right way round, malachite is directional.


 
Posted : 21/05/2015 3:09 pm
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[i]malachite is directional[/i]

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Posted : 21/05/2015 3:12 pm
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Can you imagine the sheer effort of will of the person writing that not to crack up in bits laughing.

If you can write a book full of it you're either a true believer or you've got yourself under control. My aunt used to go to a "church" where they used crystals for all sorts of random shit... their head crystal wrangler almost got chinned at my grandmother's wake.


 
Posted : 21/05/2015 3:19 pm
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[i]head crystal wrangler almost got chinned at my grandmother's wake. [/i]

Let's hope he didn't have a glass jaw.


 
Posted : 21/05/2015 3:21 pm
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It doesn't say which direction to circle the stone around the computer, which is highly irresponsible! Such things are vital, everyone knows that going anti-clockwise, or widdershins, can open the computer to malign dark forces.


 
Posted : 21/05/2015 5:35 pm
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Brochure title: "Crystals for Business Success" 😆


 
Posted : 21/05/2015 6:12 pm