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Forget MSE and Defender, just get one of these.
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Kill me now.
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Kill me now.
I can't, till you move away from all that Malachite protecting you
Wow, do people really believe this stuff?
Can you imagine the sheer effort of will of the person writing that not to crack up in bits laughing.
It's not just computers! Crystals and s*** can also fix up your home audio system.
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http://www.machinadynamica.com/machina31.htm
Are you seriously shitting me??? Do people really believe that crap?
FFS. I sometimes despair of the idiots that inhabit this planet.
I'll just pen test that...
Just make sure you install it the right way round, malachite is directional.
[i]malachite is directional[/i]
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Can you imagine the sheer effort of will of the person writing that not to crack up in bits laughing.
If you can write a book full of it you're either a true believer or you've got yourself under control. My aunt used to go to a "church" where they used crystals for all sorts of random shit... their head crystal wrangler almost got chinned at my grandmother's wake.
[i]head crystal wrangler almost got chinned at my grandmother's wake. [/i]
Let's hope he didn't have a glass jaw.
It doesn't say which direction to circle the stone around the computer, which is highly irresponsible! Such things are vital, everyone knows that going anti-clockwise, or widdershins, can open the computer to malign dark forces.
Brochure title: "Crystals for Business Success" 😆