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My wife and kids are watching Brigadoon.
FFS, that's all I have to say. I have no other words for this.
i was treated to going to see my mum's amateur dramatic society doing that on stage at Roterham civic theatre in about 1996.
Battleship.
I'm still not sure if it was a spoof (intentionally or otherwise).
Solaris (George Clooney one)
No other film can set me off on a Kermodian rant quicker or for longer
Cocktail. Only time I have fallen asleep in a cinema.
Miss congenitally 2.... Got dragged by mrsvader to see that... I have retaliated, recently, by forcing her to watch megapython v gatoroid and sharknado 😈
Didn't we do this recently?
Open Water, anyway.
I got really angry seeing a film the other day...
oh yeah, "Woman in black".
Hated it.
Rubbish story, terrible acting from Potter, and just because it's 'jumpy' doesn't make it scary.
DrP
Phoenix the Ninja (certainly the worst dubbed ever).
Star Wars 1
LoTR trilogy box set extended edition (they were too frickin' long in the first place!)
I fell asleep, so can only assume they were bad.
Warhorse.
Millions of dead and injured human beings. Presumably several hundred thousand other dead horses.
But we have to care about this one horse, cos its special, it has pretty eyes or something.
Utter shite
Pretty much any 80s karate film. Bonus points if it's got Cynthia Rothrock in it.
Noah.
Bad beyond belief.
Hawk The Slayer.
I punched a bloke in the face once for saying Hawk the Slayer was rubbish
I can't help but think that's a mild-overreaction. It is, after all, complete pish.
The point is I was defending the fantasy genre with terminal intensity, when what I should have said was "Dad, you're right - but let's give Krull a try, and we'll discuss it later"
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Like jaws, but with a tiger.. my missus loved it, I wanted to throw her or me out of a window
I got really angry seeing a film the other day...
oh yeah, "Woman in black".
The play was good though!
Mine; the patrol. On trend british afghanistan film. Nothing happens then one of them says "its not our war" and the hofficer says "ok" and they just all drive off! Dirge!
I think I'm the only person in the world who liked Open Water.
Anyway, Birdman.
By far..
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The Hurt Locker. Not sure what version they gave all the awards to but the version I watched was utter crap.
Anyway, Birdman.
The trailers look quite interesting, but I do fear that they don't represent the reality of the film.
NBKs is superb.
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Got roped into starting to watch "Sharknado" last night, and all I can say is WTF!
Nothing you have said compares to this crap.
are we including kids films? coz I was dragged by mum and sister to watch The Carebears movie in 1985, abd although I can't remember anything about it I'm pretty sure it was dire.
Open Water, anyway.
Yeah, absolutely this. Have made a sequel? Sharknado was utterly dire but in a watchable "WTF are they gonna do next?" way.
Until you've tried watching this:
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You ain't seen nothin yet!
I think I'm the only person in the world who liked Open Water.
There's at least two of us
Woman in Black...just because it's 'jumpy' doesn't make it scary.
There's a few film-makers who could do with remembering this.
The Fountain
Without a doubt
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WackoAK - Member
The Fountain
Actually one of my favourite films!
Anyway, any film based on a computer game, with FarCry pretty much at the top.
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I punched a bloke in the face once for saying Hawk the Slayer was rubbish
What I should have said was "dad, you're right, but let's give Krull a try, and we can discuss it later"
I've been dragged along to see all kinds of shite in my time, but the winner by some margin is G-Force
Something to do with superhero gerbils. Honourable mention for 'Truly Madly Deeply'.
Snake [s]Shit[/s] Eyes.
Nicholas Cage at his very, very worst.
This, Jason and the firkin Agrinots.
I was made to watch this 5 times one after the other by my then "best mate" who loved it, we had a real to real projector at our place so we'd very often hold "film nights"
This was shite, still is.
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I thought Gravity was pretty awful. At least we only watched it on DVD so I could go off and do something more interesting, the washing up if I remember correctly.
Dune
I was a great fan of the book, really looked forward to the film when it was released in 1984, I very quickly realised it was utter, utter garbage so fell asleep and missed the last 40 minutes. 137 minutes of my life gone.
Pearl harbour ran it pretty close. I almost got ejected from the cinema for laughing through most of it
Anything with Steven Seagall or JC Van Damme in.
High on the list, just cos they get so much love on here and are C.R.A.P. and the very epitome of what I'd call NAFF.
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Freddy GOt Fingered - funny yet utterly terrible.
I punched a bloke in the face once for saying Hawk the Slayer was rubbish
I got it Bilbo. In other news, Twiglets make me violent 🙂
I don't get why people post well-liked films in these threads.
It's hardly a 'naff' film if it's up for tons of awards or still well regarded decades later.
Not liking something surely isn't the same.
Anyway:
Gigli - all the right ingredients and wtf happened!
S. Darko - if ever a movie didn't need or want a sequel
T3 (if only it was a movie about an airport terminal)
Jaws The Revenge (the one with Michael Caine)
Highlander 2
In fact most 80s and 90s sequels - there seems to be a trend of directors not realising why the public liked their original films.
Dungeons & Dragons - oh how I wanted that one to be good
Southland Tales
There was a recent Mike Myers movie too - but I can't even remember the name
Thankfully I tend to find out if a film is naff before I'm subjected to it, so I've never seen things like Battlefield Earth, Batman and Robin, Catwoman and other famously bad films.
The Fan - the only time I've every walked out of a cinema, I was so bored I considered eating my own head just for something to do...
Buckaroo Bazai's Adventures in the Eighth Dimension is one of my favourite films ever. 😳 Next you'll be saying that Doc Savage was rubbish. 😥
Can I add that Pamela Anderson thing... Barb Wire...
never seen anything as hamfisted as that not even from Nicolas Cage and I really don't like him...
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I thought Gravity was pretty awful
I wanted Sandra Bullock's character to die so the film would finish
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I've been sat here for 5 minutes trying to come up with the words to convey what utter bilge this film is, but it is beyond description.
It's hardly a 'naff' film if it's up for tons of awards or still well regarded decades later.
That's a matter of opinion - and taste.
Willow.
Wicker Man remake. Nafftastic yet epically, tragically funny because of this:
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Drac, noooo....Condorman was ACE! Oneof the best car chase scenes ever.... 🙂
Anyway, Beastmaster and Moonwalker (Chamone!!)
Gave up on Birdman after 20 minutes.
For me it must be The Happening utter shite closely followed by Noah.
I agree Malven Rider Hudson Hawk is good in a rubbish way.
The Mummy
Con Air
There's Something About Mary
Mood Indigo
Strippers vs Werewolfs! Complete waste of a great title!
Two recent naff films would have to be Sniper and Fury ... truly terrible.
And just about any Nicholas Cage movie. He has got to be the worse A-list actor.
There's Something About Mary
Really? I quite like that film. 🙂
It's hardly a 'naff' film if it's up for tons of awards or still well regarded decades later.
Aye, okay then.
I can see Jurassic World as a future nominee for this thread, god the trailer looked ****.
My nomination is Sharktopus. Although apparently is was deliberately terrible so may not count (but the genius is in never knowing if the director was incredibly bad or incredibly good).
loool Nicholas Cage in general is already ahead by a long nose! 🙂
Grease 11 was appalling (I loved grease).
The only film I've ever walked of the cinema was 'The Body Guard', Pass the sick bucket.
Prometheus
Can't believe they let it out in that state - truly naff in every respect
I'll fight anyone who slags off Condorman!
Oh yeah, and Wild Hogs. Appallingly naff and I love bikes, even harleys
I had the unfortunate experience of taking my children to see this recently
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Truly appalling.
Con Air gets a vote from me for Cage's accent alone!
Prometheus was pretty pants.
Dream Catcher was pretty damn naff.
Cabin in the Woods....WTAF?
Anything involving Adam Sandler will be toe-curlingly awful! I believe he recently did a film with Jennifer Anniston, his female equivalent in the 'how the **** do they still keep getting work?!!!" Stakes.
It doesn't bear thinking about just how awful that is. I remember Mark Kermode went into absolute meltdown about how staggeringly shit it was!
Moonwalker, micheal jackson. Utter sh*te start to finish...
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I brought a vampire motorcycle.
I used to drink in one of the pubs used in the film. Just so bad it may actually be good. Possibly.
Have any of you actually seen Brigadoon? Nothing mentioned here comes close.
Van Helsing is probably the naffest film I've seen. Apart from The Sound of Music, obviously.
I can't believe somone said Jason and the Argonauts. Such a classic. Yes, naff if seen through cycnical modern eyes but it's charming and holds a special place in my heart along with the Seventh Voyage of Sinbad and the original Clash of the Titans. Ray Harryhaussen was a genius, simple as that.
Romy and Michele's High School Reunion
nine f*cking months
and
mickey f*cking blue eyes
just to show its not a hugh grant thing , about a boy - brilliant
all we need to take the Champion of Champion naffest film ever made is for it to contain the following
Nick Cage
1990's Hugh Grant
Sandra Bullock
Mathew Mc"Honey"hey
and Directed By
Micheal Bay!
The Million Dollor Hotel! For context I was in the Czech Rep for about three months and had decided to go to the cinema, despite having not watched a film for some time we still chose to walk out of this drivel! I think Bono had something to do with it...
Star Wars Attack of the clones.
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Natalie Portman in torn princess leia dress half naked firing a laser with buns in her hair
i think this does not make it the naffest film ever (just!)
or as yoda would say
naffest film ever, this is not
unknown - MemberStar Wars Attack of the clones.
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Well said. You could also have put Phantom Menace of Shitheap III, whatever it was called.
Battleships is a good call too.
Hard Rain.
Deep Blue Sea.
'Cant we all, Just, Get, AlonGG?'
..Oh, and Twister,
****ing Bill Paxton, the c**t
Get the DVD of Twister. Watch it on 4x speed. Don't miss a single element of its 'plot' and it's over way quicker. Genius film.
Anyway, Mamma Mia.
Without a paddle. Friends I watched it with were laughing, which only added to my bemusement.
Sex and the city...offensive beyond words. I got dragged along by the ex, words cannot express what total utter dirge that film is.
Apparently they made a second one....