Buckaroo Bazai's Adventures in the Eighth Dimension is one of my favourite films ever. 😳 Next you'll be saying that Doc Savage was rubbish. 😥
Can I add that Pamela Anderson thing... Barb Wire...
never seen anything as hamfisted as that not even from Nicolas Cage and I really don't like him...
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I thought Gravity was pretty awful
I wanted Sandra Bullock's character to die so the film would finish
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I've been sat here for 5 minutes trying to come up with the words to convey what utter bilge this film is, but it is beyond description.
It's hardly a 'naff' film if it's up for tons of awards or still well regarded decades later.
That's a matter of opinion - and taste.
Willow.
Wicker Man remake. Nafftastic yet epically, tragically funny because of this:
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Drac, noooo....Condorman was ACE! Oneof the best car chase scenes ever.... 🙂
Anyway, Beastmaster and Moonwalker (Chamone!!)
Gave up on Birdman after 20 minutes.
For me it must be The Happening utter shite closely followed by Noah.
I agree Malven Rider Hudson Hawk is good in a rubbish way.
The Mummy
Con Air
There's Something About Mary
Mood Indigo
Strippers vs Werewolfs! Complete waste of a great title!
Two recent naff films would have to be Sniper and Fury ... truly terrible.
And just about any Nicholas Cage movie. He has got to be the worse A-list actor.
There's Something About Mary
Really? I quite like that film. 🙂
It's hardly a 'naff' film if it's up for tons of awards or still well regarded decades later.
Aye, okay then.
I can see Jurassic World as a future nominee for this thread, god the trailer looked ****.
My nomination is Sharktopus. Although apparently is was deliberately terrible so may not count (but the genius is in never knowing if the director was incredibly bad or incredibly good).
loool Nicholas Cage in general is already ahead by a long nose! 🙂
Grease 11 was appalling (I loved grease).
The only film I've ever walked of the cinema was 'The Body Guard', Pass the sick bucket.
Prometheus
Can't believe they let it out in that state - truly naff in every respect
I'll fight anyone who slags off Condorman!
Oh yeah, and Wild Hogs. Appallingly naff and I love bikes, even harleys
I had the unfortunate experience of taking my children to see this recently
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Truly appalling.
Con Air gets a vote from me for Cage's accent alone!
Prometheus was pretty pants.
Dream Catcher was pretty damn naff.
Cabin in the Woods....WTAF?
Anything involving Adam Sandler will be toe-curlingly awful! I believe he recently did a film with Jennifer Anniston, his female equivalent in the 'how the **** do they still keep getting work?!!!" Stakes.
It doesn't bear thinking about just how awful that is. I remember Mark Kermode went into absolute meltdown about how staggeringly shit it was!
Moonwalker, micheal jackson. Utter sh*te start to finish...
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I brought a vampire motorcycle.
I used to drink in one of the pubs used in the film. Just so bad it may actually be good. Possibly.
Have any of you actually seen Brigadoon? Nothing mentioned here comes close.
Van Helsing is probably the naffest film I've seen. Apart from The Sound of Music, obviously.
I can't believe somone said Jason and the Argonauts. Such a classic. Yes, naff if seen through cycnical modern eyes but it's charming and holds a special place in my heart along with the Seventh Voyage of Sinbad and the original Clash of the Titans. Ray Harryhaussen was a genius, simple as that.
Romy and Michele's High School Reunion
nine f*cking months
and
mickey f*cking blue eyes
just to show its not a hugh grant thing , about a boy - brilliant
all we need to take the Champion of Champion naffest film ever made is for it to contain the following
Nick Cage
1990's Hugh Grant
Sandra Bullock
Mathew Mc"Honey"hey
and Directed By
Micheal Bay!
The Million Dollor Hotel! For context I was in the Czech Rep for about three months and had decided to go to the cinema, despite having not watched a film for some time we still chose to walk out of this drivel! I think Bono had something to do with it...
Star Wars Attack of the clones.
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Star Wars Attack of the clones./end thread
Natalie Portman in torn princess leia dress half naked firing a laser with buns in her hair
i think this does not make it the naffest film ever (just!)
or as yoda would say
naffest film ever, this is not
unknown - MemberStar Wars Attack of the clones.
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Well said. You could also have put Phantom Menace of Shitheap III, whatever it was called.
Battleships is a good call too.
Hard Rain.
Deep Blue Sea.
'Cant we all, Just, Get, AlonGG?'
..Oh, and Twister,
****ing Bill Paxton, the c**t
Get the DVD of Twister. Watch it on 4x speed. Don't miss a single element of its 'plot' and it's over way quicker. Genius film.
Anyway, Mamma Mia.
Without a paddle. Friends I watched it with were laughing, which only added to my bemusement.
Sex and the city...offensive beyond words. I got dragged along by the ex, words cannot express what total utter dirge that film is.
Apparently they made a second one....
Reign Of Fire.
Whaaaaat!?
I can remember seeing one years ago called 'The Gods Must Be Crazy'. Still don't know if it was so bad it was hilarious or if it was actually comedy gold. Anyone mind of it?
Have any of you actually seen Brigadoon? Nothing mentioned here comes close.
A lot of people seem unable to differentiate films they didn't enjoy to ones that are just naff.
People maybe didn't enjoy Con Air but it's a rather excellent action genre piece.
Gigi is the one that immediately springs to mind, as does the Wickerman remake. The Star Wars prequels were all pretty bad but Sex and the City 2 tales the biscuit surely. Awful all over the shop in so many ways.
Mac and me.
2 hour et copy and macdonalds advert.
An alien that has to have a thickshake to survive?
Dancing mcds staff...
Clearly no one here has tried Wing Commander !? check any critic - it is so desperately bad and I've yet to meet anyone ever who thinks other wise. Lots of naff films are good at being bad but this tries hard and is truely desperate. in fact its not naff as that would be sort of ok in a naff way this is desperate, just desperate.
Once decribed as needing more than a suspension of belief but a completely f****ed up mind. What is does provide is the odd entertaining review.
Anything wih ewan Mcgregor is worth avoiding, but special mention goes to the film "blue juice" as an example of hackneyed British tosh.
Who ever said Jason and the Argonauts is feeble minded, as Jimjams said it is brilliant.
Pacific rim. Utter, utter, utter bilge.
And don't tell anyone I also secretly quite like it...
Marley and Me, watching it now, makes me want to pop my own dog in a sack with some bricks and cast it into the canal. 2 hrs of CRINGiFYING SH*T.
Highlander V
Tragically I quite like about half the films mention in this thread.
