[Closed] Mrs playing away..............and liking it?

pics?

When you say mate...

[i]is it ok if they are both happy with the set up?? [/i]

Suppose so.

is this odd behaviour for a married couple.

Have you never read 'Razzle'? 😯

is it ok if they are both happy with the set up??

If they are happy, what's the problem?

or is it ok if they are both happy with the set up??

OK by whom?

You swotting up on the Readers Letters are you Ton? 🙂

Have you never read 'Razzle'?

pmsl........... 😆

Terrible! and I think she needs to be told. Ask your friend where she will be next and i'll see if I can have one in her shell-like

It is weird, but others have said if their happy 😆

i have met her on a night out last xmas...............she aint all that.

There's a lot of it goes on... There are websites where they advertise for single men to join them.
All sounds like good dirty fun between consenting adults.

If they're happy with it then good luck to them , personally I can't understand it myself.

Have a couple of mates now in their 40's who got into the 'swinging' scene (due to his midlife crisis) , in the end he ran off with a 18 year old lass. They got back together and his bit on the side even moved in too 😯 , but eventually his wife had enough and on a holiday abroad had a play away herself

Once back in the UK she started divorce proceedings .She's since married to her fling.

I find it odd but it really does go on much more than many of us could imagine.

In fact I bet there are a few on here that partake in it in one form or another (swapping/swinging/dogging/parties etc).

I was once approached by a guy I worked with whom I knew to have a few kinks and he asked me if I would like to bang his wife. I politely declined and he went on to reassure me that he would be very quiet... I have never been sure if he was joking or not 😯

I used to work with a couple of guys who shared girlfriends all the time - either would be either at any given point and they also did girl on girl and all join in.

I was once in his flat when it was all going on but I was 100-proof by volume on Southern Comfort that night and missed every single last bit of it.

I know a bloke who enjoys the extra cash his wife's 'occupation' brings in. He spends it on Opel Mantas and Man City merchandise.
Her other job is on the checkout at the local supermarket. I avoid her till in case she handles my plums.

got a mate who i deal with at work.
his mrs goes away with work a lot.

I thought was a Limerick when I started reading . . . anyone care to finish it ??

Well I know what rhymes with 'lot' closely enough to work and be very appropriate... 😉

does pork rhyme with work... in the right accent?

slot? 😆

Shibboleth - Member
There's a lot of it goes on... There are websites where they advertise for single men to join them.

Why does that not surprise me that you know that? 😆

got a mate who i deal with at work.
his mrs goes away with work a lot.
He is bit of a berk
but his missus is worth a shot

got a mate who i deal with at work.
his mrs goes away with work a lot.
He likes to have a jerk
Whilst she gets a stranger's c***

It would be easier if Ton's mate came from Nantucket.

There's a line missing in these limericks... First two lines rhyme, then the second two, then the final line rhymes with the first.

Got a mate who I deal with at work,
Sadly he's a bit of a berk.
His Mrs works away,
Likes a roll in the hay,
When she texts him he likes to jerk.

Like that only preferably funny.

I once met a couple from Tebay,
who like the occasional three-way.
But they struggled to find,
The suitable kind,
Until they posted an advert on ebay.

Can't see how it's conducive to a trusting loving relationship however that's linked to my assumption that being intimate with someone only happens with ones partner if one is in a relationship. If you don't keep that as a thing solely between you and your other half, what makes them any different to anyone else in the street?

got a mate who I deal with at work
who is being a bit of a berk,
his wife swings both ways
and not to his dismay
whilst he jerks away on his stork

would this not get a better response if it was in the classifieds?

Not without pictures and a price

There was a big lad called Ton
Who's mate's lass likes it up the b..
But not from his mate
She makes him wait
Until the other bloke has.....

There once was a fella from Reims,
Who liked his missus to shag rugby teams,
And when she came back from tour,
She was usually quite sore
But brought him a box of assorted creams.

got a mate who i deal with at work.
his mrs goes away with work a lot.
It's actually ton
Who's getting a bone
And then taking it right up his bot

you lot need help............ 😆

😀

Where is she going to stay next time....just wondering? 😉

sounds made up

she could be sitting in a little chef texting him, how does he know she's doing what she claims?

I was once in his flat when it was all going on but I was 100-proof by volume on Southern Comfort that night and missed every single last bit of it.

What would you have done if you were awake? Hide under the blanket and knock one off the cuff?

Not that there is any shame in that.

Or she could be sitting on a little chef...

Her other job is on the checkout at the local supermarket. I avoid her till in case she handles my plums.

poetry

got a mate who i deal with at work.
his mrs goes away a lot.
she likes to plays safe
and use antibacterial paste
to stop my mate getting discharge all over his ....

Got a mate who I deal with at work,
Who's wife likes to give out a perk
When she's playing away
He's delighted to say:
"That sounds like a text!" with a smirk.

ton, does he ever get txt messages when talking to you at work? Does it not creep you out a bit that he might be chatting away to you whilst getting a stiffy

Do what? ❓

is this odd behaviour for a married couple.

Telling you all about it? Yes.

got a mate who I deal with at work,
who's wife likes him having a jerk,
he's havin' a w*nk
while she's getting a spank,
off some random executive berk.

Can we move onto Haiku's now please?
This is brightening up my Friday night in a hotel in Azerbaijan...

there once was a 'friend' of Ton
who got off on other blokes giving his Mrs one
he liked it that much
with reality he lost touch
when he came home one day she was gone

there once was a 'friend' of Ton
who got off on other blokes giving his Mrs one
he liked it that much
with reality he lost touch
when he came home one day she was gone

top marks

Why do people always sound drunk when they say "Azerbaijan"?

Best stw thread in ages

There once was a fella called Tony,
Who'd come out with a load of baloney,
He'd throw a diversion,
By attributing this perversion,
To his imaginary friend, the big phoney...

My colleague wants me to join in
But i'm unsure if it is a sin
So i'll post on the net
Middleaged appetites to whet
And the go and go out for a bike ride

??????haiku?? (A haiku you say?)

Travelodge affairs
cause a mighty twitch of the
Inter net curtains

Wife set too loose,
One day forgets to text home.
Hiding to nothing.

I knew two Kiwi's one 70 and one 55 who used to regularly tag team a guy they had met missus as he watched.

They said at first it was a bit of putting having this mans face so close to their swinging sacks. They didn't seem too bothered about accidental manhood collisions.

accidental manhood collisions.

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I've just had toad in the hole! 😯

The once was a thread on the forum
on a friday night to relieve the boredom
about ton's w*nking mate
and his bird's indelicate
approaches to strangers at random

I've just had toad in the hole!

Is he an STW member?

I think we should have a singletrack group ride

hello? anyone there?

what?

The age of monogomous relationships is in slow decline, due to the internet and peoples wish to experiment with their sexuality, as long as nobody gets hurt, and all parties are willing and consenting there is no problem.

Perhaps the OP`s freind may be fishing for more than just a freind, perhaps try it and see if it ticks the right boxes for you 3.

A post on an internet forum
Told of a lady with little decorum
She'd writhe in man-froth
While husband jerked off
Discussed now by an internet quorum

We had some friends who completely unbeknownst to us were very active swingers. When we did find out I asked why they'd never mentioned it to us (obviously were were a bit insulted that we'd not be considered). Turns out the lady didn't find me particularly attractive, which is obviously a lie to cover something else up. It's probably my wife's fault.

lol

gotta say, shibboleth posted a good one!

Samuri, you are the man, remember that, You are the man! you have better legs and a better internet presence. you are the man!

they are grooming you. Beware or be ready.