[Closed] Mrs playing away..............and liking it?

pics?

When you say mate...

[i]is it ok if they are both happy with the set up?? [/i]

Suppose so.

is this odd behaviour for a married couple.

Have you never read 'Razzle'? 😯

is it ok if they are both happy with the set up??

If they are happy, what's the problem?

or is it ok if they are both happy with the set up??

OK by whom?

You swotting up on the Readers Letters are you Ton? 🙂

Have you never read 'Razzle'?

pmsl........... 😆

Terrible! and I think she needs to be told. Ask your friend where she will be next and i'll see if I can have one in her shell-like

It is weird, but others have said if their happy 😆

i have met her on a night out last xmas...............she aint all that.

There's a lot of it goes on... There are websites where they advertise for single men to join them.
All sounds like good dirty fun between consenting adults.

If they're happy with it then good luck to them , personally I can't understand it myself.

Have a couple of mates now in their 40's who got into the 'swinging' scene (due to his midlife crisis) , in the end he ran off with a 18 year old lass. They got back together and his bit on the side even moved in too 😯 , but eventually his wife had enough and on a holiday abroad had a play away herself

Once back in the UK she started divorce proceedings .She's since married to her fling.

I find it odd but it really does go on much more than many of us could imagine.

In fact I bet there are a few on here that partake in it in one form or another (swapping/swinging/dogging/parties etc).

I was once approached by a guy I worked with whom I knew to have a few kinks and he asked me if I would like to bang his wife. I politely declined and he went on to reassure me that he would be very quiet... I have never been sure if he was joking or not 😯

I used to work with a couple of guys who shared girlfriends all the time - either would be either at any given point and they also did girl on girl and all join in.

I was once in his flat when it was all going on but I was 100-proof by volume on Southern Comfort that night and missed every single last bit of it.

I know a bloke who enjoys the extra cash his wife's 'occupation' brings in. He spends it on Opel Mantas and Man City merchandise.
Her other job is on the checkout at the local supermarket. I avoid her till in case she handles my plums.

got a mate who i deal with at work.
his mrs goes away with work a lot.

I thought was a Limerick when I started reading . . . anyone care to finish it ??

Well I know what rhymes with 'lot' closely enough to work and be very appropriate... 😉

does pork rhyme with work... in the right accent?

slot? 😆

Shibboleth - Member
There's a lot of it goes on... There are websites where they advertise for single men to join them.

Why does that not surprise me that you know that? 😆

got a mate who i deal with at work.
his mrs goes away with work a lot.
He is bit of a berk
but his missus is worth a shot

got a mate who i deal with at work.
his mrs goes away with work a lot.
He likes to have a jerk
Whilst she gets a stranger's c***

It would be easier if Ton's mate came from Nantucket.

There's a line missing in these limericks... First two lines rhyme, then the second two, then the final line rhymes with the first.

Got a mate who I deal with at work,
Sadly he's a bit of a berk.
His Mrs works away,
Likes a roll in the hay,
When she texts him he likes to jerk.

Like that only preferably funny.

I once met a couple from Tebay,
who like the occasional three-way.
But they struggled to find,
The suitable kind,
Until they posted an advert on ebay.

Can't see how it's conducive to a trusting loving relationship however that's linked to my assumption that being intimate with someone only happens with ones partner if one is in a relationship. If you don't keep that as a thing solely between you and your other half, what makes them any different to anyone else in the street?

got a mate who I deal with at work
who is being a bit of a berk,
his wife swings both ways
and not to his dismay
whilst he jerks away on his stork

would this not get a better response if it was in the classifieds?

Not without pictures and a price

There was a big lad called Ton
Who's mate's lass likes it up the b..
But not from his mate
She makes him wait
Until the other bloke has.....

There once was a fella from Reims,
Who liked his missus to shag rugby teams,
And when she came back from tour,
She was usually quite sore
But brought him a box of assorted creams.

got a mate who i deal with at work.
his mrs goes away with work a lot.
It's actually ton
Who's getting a bone
And then taking it right up his bot

you lot need help............ 😆

😀

Where is she going to stay next time....just wondering? 😉

sounds made up

she could be sitting in a little chef texting him, how does he know she's doing what she claims?

I was once in his flat when it was all going on but I was 100-proof by volume on Southern Comfort that night and missed every single last bit of it.

What would you have done if you were awake? Hide under the blanket and knock one off the cuff?

Not that there is any shame in that.

Or she could be sitting on a little chef...

Her other job is on the checkout at the local supermarket. I avoid her till in case she handles my plums.

poetry

got a mate who i deal with at work.
his mrs goes away a lot.
she likes to plays safe
and use antibacterial paste
to stop my mate getting discharge all over his ....

Got a mate who I deal with at work,
Who's wife likes to give out a perk
When she's playing away
He's delighted to say:
"That sounds like a text!" with a smirk.

ton, does he ever get txt messages when talking to you at work? Does it not creep you out a bit that he might be chatting away to you whilst getting a stiffy