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Been trying to email, text and mobile call my agent in Budapest but nothing goes through except old-fashioned land line calls. I wonder if it's got anything to do with Hungary closing the southern border with Serbia?
What you doing? panto?
What you doing? panto?
🙂
Or Boss of MI6
When I need to speak to my agent in Budapest, I leave a day old copy of The Times in the dead drop outside that little café outside the train station.
I work for the government. That's all you need to know.
globalti - MemberI work for the government. That's all you need to know.
Whose?
The blue pigeons are singing early this year.
wombat - Member
globalti - Member
I work for the government. That's all you need to know.
Whose?
Makes you think........
have you ever met Jimmy Savile?
Seriously though I'm wondering if the Hungarians have turned everything off to prevent those pesky Syrian refugees from communicating with their pals who have already made it across the border. Hungary hasn't behaved very well so far in the refugee crisis.
*Tips fedora at Martin *
Where's jhj when there's a real conspiracy going on?
Second nazi gild train?
#godwinslaw
Who's Godwin Slaw?
A train full of Nazi coleslaw? going to be a bit past it's best by now...
You are Red Squirrel?
wears jhj...
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It's like Cole Slaw surely?
Coleslaw, delivered by Godwin, in Hungary. How do you know? I heard the phones are down...
The spy who came in from the coleslaw?
I work for the government.
Traffic Warden?
if the Hungarians have turned everything off to prevent those pesky Syrian refugees from communicating
Good job these desperate people fleeing persecution all have mobile phones with roaming on.
Or are they just looking at the Living Wage and thinking "I'll have a slice of that"
The information was smuggled out in a knockwurst, down the trousers of a cafe owner disguised as a french peasant woman.
The information was smuggled out in a knockwurst, down the trousers of a cafe owner disguised as a french peasant woman.
Quicker than plusnet, then.
Surely it's delivered by a Cole[s]slaw[/s] porter?
The information was smuggled out in a knockwurst, down the trousers of a cafe owner disguised as a french peasant woman.
Good moaning!
Anyway I believe it's Fernandez-Versini now..
Sounds like your agent is fed up with hearing from you, I think he needs called-ID so he can ignore your landline calls too 🙂
I've had emails from a [s]asset[/s] colleague in Budapest today
[quote=martinhutch ]The blue pigeons are singing early this year.
I prefer the song of the red finches
The Red Herring flies tonight!
0111001101011111010110111010101110000001111010101010000111010110111101101011011
I prefer the song of the red finches
*Lines up the crosshairs*
I was pissing past this throd again, and yower cummints made me loff out lewd
I was in Budapest today. Both my phone (3) and iPad (O2) roamed onto the local networks without any difficulty.
Threads like this are why I love this place, have had a couple of earl grey keyboard interfaces 😀
When I need to speak to my agent in Budapest, I leave a day old copy of The Times in the dead drop outside that little café outside the train station.
Which one ?
I do love the morons who think only people without phones would run away from bombs . I saw a bloke having a heart attack yesterday I was about to save him when I noticed he had an I phone so realised he would be OK.
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Which one ?
Today, Monday's edition. Tomorrow, today's.
But by tomorrow, it is yesterday's.
?context
"Good job these desperate people fleeing persecution all have mobile phones with roaming on.
Or are they just looking at the Living Wage and thinking "I'll have a slice of that"
POSTED 5 HOURS AGO # REPORT-POST"
Magyar tends to block most lines of communication.
CaptainFlashheart - Member
Which one ?
Today, Monday's edition. Tomorrow, today's.
😯 Which station ? 😆
Which station ?
The one with the little café outside. If you don't pay attention you're not going to make a very good spy, are you?
Did anyone remember the asset should also be carrying a cello case?
John has a long mustache
[i]Did anyone remember the asset should also be carrying a cello case? [/i]
and a hat stand.
The one with the little café outside. If you don't pay attention you're not going to make a very good spy, are you?
Theres cafes outside all of them, I don't really want to be a spy, just want to read the paper for nowt with my brew 😉
I heard all imports have stopped as well.
The embassy is running very low on Ferrero Rocher.
I'm Hungary. Can I have some Lloyd Cole Porter Slaw too?
Would you like some Turkey?
Ah - do you have some? Only with Brussels sprouts.
Bought from Iceland of course
I am sat next to a Hungarian, perhaps she is the contact and is now in Scotland?
And maybe a buda pesto sauce on the side
Does that now mean we must be careful what we post on here due to globalti being a govt official. 😛
He's not the one you should be worried about.
I'm Hungary. Can I have some Lloyd Cole Porter Slaw too?
Sorry, it's in Amsterdam
Lost weekend?
Does that now mean we must be careful what we post on here due to globalti being a govt official.
I thought he sold Advanced Precision Kill Weapon Systems for BAE Systems nr Preston?. Might be wrong tho...........might just be ordinary missiles.
[i]I'm Hungary. Can I have some Lloyd Cole Porter Slaw too? [/i]
Is there any need to make such a commotion about it?
Theres cafes outside all of them, I don't really want to be a spy, just want to read the paper for nowt with my brew
But it will be yesterday's news!
But it will be yesterday's news!
Its not the news Im after 😉