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Perhaps use an agent and ask advice, such as "Do you think I should decorate? Or perhaps put some stuff into storage?"

https://www.thetimes.com/article/a870b8ac-6131-4611-a3e6-2c95e3cfcd6f?shareToken=19958caa824b074181f6d567caa3f820


 
Posted : 26/06/2026 7:18 am
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Looks like it has been Restored. 


 
Posted : 26/06/2026 7:27 am
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I do nazi the problem.


 
Posted : 26/06/2026 7:44 am
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A dedicated follower of fascism. 


 
Posted : 26/06/2026 7:54 am
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Reich there's any problem here


 
Posted : 26/06/2026 7:55 am
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Buying houses is a real mein field


 
Posted : 26/06/2026 7:57 am
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I hear you're a racist now Father


 
Posted : 26/06/2026 7:57 am
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How heil you bid?


 
Posted : 26/06/2026 7:58 am
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should have listed it on Reichmove


 
Posted : 26/06/2026 8:03 am
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It'll be interesting to mosley on down there and see who views the house. Maybe take a benito box as you'll be there for some time. To be franco, I bet the owners have taken some grief over this and I adolph my cap to them for taking all the stuff down.


 
Posted : 26/06/2026 8:05 am
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For you, ze listing is over.

Bet the guy was Fuhrer-ious.


 
Posted : 26/06/2026 8:05 am
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Bet that'll stir up some Fa-rage.


 
Posted : 26/06/2026 8:22 am
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I salute all the thread contributors.


 
Posted : 26/06/2026 8:22 am
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Posted by: matt_outandabout

I salute all the thread contributors.

Careful with that arm movement.

 


 
Posted : 26/06/2026 9:20 am
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No, it's fine. It's just a Roman gesture, you know, like they used to do in 1930's Rome


 
Posted : 26/06/2026 9:24 am
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This is a listing for a house near us that was for sale recently. See if any of the photos catch your eye...

4 bedroom detached house for sale in Lyme Park, Disley, SK12


 
Posted : 26/06/2026 9:25 am
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I'm vexed by the positioning of that Dyson in front of the washer and dryer!

Then I spotted the picture and thought "A-ahhhhhh"


 
Posted : 26/06/2026 9:52 am
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I was going to look at that house in the OP, but I wanted one on the other side of the road really. That one is too far right....


 
Posted : 26/06/2026 10:35 am
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First bedroom, second bedroom, third Reich bedroom...


 
Posted : 26/06/2026 10:36 am
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Heil have difficulty finding the reich buyer for that.


 
Posted : 26/06/2026 10:43 am
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I see the garden is big enough to pitch a tent for Mien Kampf.


 
Posted : 26/06/2026 11:02 am
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Musk do better. 


 
Posted : 26/06/2026 11:44 am
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This is a listing for a house near us that was for sale recently

Something similar? 

My prejudices of course but the Nazi house I did think, "ah, Lincolnshire..." 

The second one, I remember in the 70s our local cinema in Headingley showed Flesh Gordon (one notch past a Carry On I'd guess...) as the Friday late post pub feature. Some of my classmates piled over after the pub (I had better things to do) and found themselves sitting next to our new physics assistant.  I still feel sorry for the poor guy... So yeah, I don't think I'd put that one on the wall as it'd make me feel sad. 

 


 
Posted : 26/06/2026 12:10 pm
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Wasn't that featured on George Clarke's Old House, New Order?


 
Posted : 26/06/2026 12:48 pm
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Electric or gas?


 
Posted : 26/06/2026 1:34 pm