[Closed] Funny names you have come accross.

A mate of mine's son is at medical school, when he qualifies he will be
Dr. De'ath.

Bumin Anal - a Turkish Auditor

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The other I came across a Dr Tits.

No s****ing at the back 😉

Ewan Kerr

I once went to a dentist called Devnarayan Vader, the plaque on the wall outside bore the legend "D Vader".

Emma Leven...

Sally Betch

Someone I work with is called Karuala Hotwan. Their UNIX login? "HOT****"

Years ago one of my sales guys had two prospects called Jan Isukov and Jayne Mycock. Oh how we laughed about the possibility of them marrying with a double-barrelled surname 🙂

Chuck Spears (American, ex-colleague)

Met a guy called Adolf (another American), not a name you hear too often these days

Head teacher at my daughter's school used to sign herself, M. T. Head

I had my boss in insurance company named Slim Roddick...:P

I know a Richard Head

WAYNE KERR and he was

Mr Limb - orthopaedic surgeon
Peter Rabette
Holly Green
Abad Conception

All true.

I know a Dick Fidler and there is/was a woman who rode TTs called Judith Priest.

Know a Mr Royd who named his daughter Emma

Knew a michael hunt as a kid.
Mate from uni is Dr. Patient

My nephew 'Harrison Beau', soon to be shortened to Haribo when he reaches school and be bullied for ever more, poor little fella.

Russell Sprout always gets me chuckling.

my better half works in Matty so we get a regular crop of them.

Echo Beach. (quite recently and not far away in time.)

Nazi- as a first name, i wonder if the surname was Stormtrooper or whether they came from a long line of Nazi's.

A girl tried to register the name of her daughter recently, i'm not sure how she was spelling the name but it was prounced "Chlamydia"
The registrar had to explain to her what it ment. She was quite upset about that.

STW, two days ago.

http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/some-times-its-hard-to-remain-professional

(though, worth resurrecting just for Sue Zealand)

Got an email the other day from a Mr Diaper. A colleage in resourcing or finance or something.

Roy Soles

Someone once sent me a link to a Compaq employee called Randy Bender.

Last place it worked we dealt with a guy called Randy Bumgardner.

There was also someone called Chris Cross

There's s guy I work with in the navy called dwain pipe

We used to have someone work in one of our offices called

Sandra Shatwell

i worked with a chippy called Malcolm Powder
i used to know a girl called Annette Curtain
my friend works in HR for the nhs and there is a doctor called Anal Enjari

Some classics in this list

http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4171454

Had to phone rocket jr's school the other day I got through to a Mrs. Buck - Carol Buck. My immature mind assumed she was married to Hymn and they have children called English, Maths & History etc

🙂

Wayne Kerr is older than me. When I started work in the 70s the test department had rows of Wayne Kerr test rigs. The reps used to visit us with Wayne Kerr badges and literature I thought it was hilarious

Hilton Kitchens

Had to phone rocket jr's school the other day I got through to a Mrs. Buck - Carol Buck. My immature mind assumed she was married to Hymn and they have children called English, Maths & History etc

I did not get this at all until I realised you must be northern.

Used to work with a Dick Dipper and Reg Chicken.

We've honestly got a guy at work called Wayne Kerr, sadly Pinki Kok left a few years ago.

I had a lecturer call Cecil Pitt, wasn't keen on it being shortened.

I did not get this at all until I realised you must be northern.

Emma Lettuce

I used to know a lad called Elton Wong, though he'd chosen Elton himself

Also worked with a girl whose daughter was called Gillette - bacause "it sounds lovely and, after all, it's the best a man can get"

Godpower Moses (he was a security guard)

Everelda Dick (I swear thats true)

Fred Asparagus

Yolanda Squatpump

Axel A Hellwig. Not particularly funny, but awesome.

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My old PE teacher Mary-Christina Moss, of course it was always Miss Mary Chris Moss.

I worked In telesales and had to ring someone called Miss Shagnasty. After much s****ing and talking to my collegues we decided it must be pronounced Sean-asty. I rang up, "hello is that Miss Seannasty?" "no it's Miss Shag-nasty" came the reply.

I've come across a Dipa Mistry and girls called 'Manmeet' and I used to know a nasty piece of work called 'Zubair'. I used to drive past an estate agents in Victoria, Australia and the guy's name was 'Robin Daley', how apt.

I used to work with a guy called Randy Love.

A friend of mine married a Polish guy and became Mrs Kuntzlinger.

Mr Bikrdyke

Oh, forgot - Dipesh Modha !

Kevin Wardrobe intoduced himself to me in a meeting, I asked him to spell it he said "no it's ok it really is wardrobe" 😀

miss a. minge 😆

I've come across a Dipa Mistry

I used to work with a chap with that surname. We used to call him "International Man Of".

Once interviewed a lad called Satnam. We'd spent a good half an hour making sat-nav jokes and being reduced to uncontrollable giggles before he turned up. When he arrived, my colleague opened with, "Good to meet you..." *beat* "... find us alright?" and I had to run into another room to recover.

Does anyone on here work for BT? If so check the internal directory. When I worked there a good few years ago there was both a Bob Sherunkle and a Fanny Sharant.

That has to be either an urban myth or some witty IT staff creating test accounts, surely.

My local GP was called Dr. Pain

Dutch friend who's first name sounds like 'Koon' not a name you want to call out in a packed bar!

ex girlfriend had the last name, Titensaw.

I've never come across anyone with a funny name.....

I know a couple of ****ts from Orkney that changed their surname to Watts.

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We have an Isabelle Ender at work......

My local Gp's were Dr Dick and Dr Boyle 🙂

When I moved house the solicitor was called Trudy Devine.

What about the skier called Fanny Schmeller. 😆

My sister has genuine clients called Pearl Button
Rosie Bottom and a guy who always introduces himself as Mister K P Nutt
she has loads more but I can never remember them.My dads old school friend was North East.

When I worked for HSBC in Hong Kong we spent may a happy lunch hour going through the staff directory. Some of the highlights I remember were - Kontrol Kong, Hitler Wong, Spoon Poon, and wait for it... drumroll ... Fanny Pong!

What about the skier called Fanny Schmeller.

The Chinese students on my post grad course had a habit of adopting European names to help them integrate. One whose surname was pronounced 'tongue' but was actually spelt 'thong' adopted the quintessentially English but desperately unfortunate name of 'Fanny'.

So Fanny Thong.

Also used to know a Bhatti Crack

I've come across a few Conchas in my time. 8)

The Chinese students on my post grad course had a habit of adopting European names to help them integrate

I've seen this too. It's a great idea, but they always seem to pick old-fashioned names. I don't know where they get them from.

I used to speak to a Chinese lass fairly regularly who had taken the name Joyce, which is a nice enough name and all, but not one you'd expect for a girl in her 20s.

Can we all just cut to the chase and acknowledge the greatest of them all?

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How about this guy?

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Saw the name M.Pitchfork on a wing roll board at work last night.

Mike Hunt! Don't say it too fast near kids 🙂

Dutch Datacentre Manager for firm I used to work for: Eggy Coch. He used to introduce himself as 'just call me Eggy'. Top man he was 🙂

All genuine

1. Mr Bernt Ring
2. Tracy Watt - email t.watt@.....
3. Mr Richard Dick(total PITA too so appropriate I guess).

When I was growing up our local vet was Peter Nutt. He and his wife ran the practice together. The plaque on the wall outside their office honestly read

Veterinary Surgeon: P.Nutt
Veterinary Assistant: Hazel Nutt

Veterinary Surgeon: P.Nutt
Veterinary Assistant: Hazel Nutt

Richard Lunn.

Nothing too amusing until someone pointed out that Lunn* is Punjabi for penis, so he became Dick-Dick from then on 🙂

*Due to pronounciation I'm told Lan would also work, so wireless LAN...

I was interviewed once by a guy called Martin Martin

A friend of mine started a new job working in a factory in Liverpool a while back. Presently, she had to speak to a guy her colleagues told her was called Warren.

Weeks went by, with her regularly dealing with Warren. After a couple of months of this she had to email him, and couldn't find a 'Warren' in the address book. She went to query this with him.

"My name's not Warren," he informed her, "it's Dave, the guys just call me Warren."

"Oh, right. Why do the call you Warren then?"

"It's short for 'Warren Uglybastard'... "

I once received a CV from a guy called Deep Bumma.

Ridiculous.

Adiditya dikshit

Hardeep Chaggar

I live in the village of Willey (pronounced Willy and is near Rugby) a while ago we had some visitors from Chilliwack in Canada visit.

Jan and Bob didn't understand why people in the UK, were amused by the name Willey. Once the reason had been explained the both lughed and said Just wait till we tell our neighbour back in Canada .... his name was Randy Willey .... neither name means the same over there.

Randy Willy from Chilliwack... amused me.

Kuntal Sogi - maybe there is a SFW way to pronounce it.....