[Closed] Some times it's hard to remain professional.

they having you on?

are you being scammed?

facejacker?

I always struggled when talking to Wayne P. Kitkat.

I was account manager for a chap called Mr.W.Ankers once.

I also utterly lost it once when meeting an American colleague who quoted aloud from Oprah Winfrey during a meeting. I had to pretend that I was choking.

Genuine, written into the company annual reports and everything. I thought I did quite well not to fall off my chair.

deffo a wind up

went to school with Alison walley, and at work had dealings with a reginald Sole and Peter Ennis

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at work had dealings with a reginald Sole and Peter Ennis

Similarly, I used to live across the road from Mark Barass.

Russell Sprout was my favorite.

I used to work with a bloke (part french) who was called Hugh Bollcohe, affectionately renamed 'big nads'

Had to ask for a guy on the phone called Ainars. No idea how to pronounce it properly or without making everyone around me laugh

Michael Hunt - never ever called Mike

Teressa Green - to be fair it was a married name

There was one lad Nicholas something or other

You'll be telling us about Nicholas Girlsshouldntclimbtrees next.

Carol Cokeglass, Mike Hunt and Mr Fiddler are just a few that I have come across recently... If I hadn't met them I'd have thought it was a piss take!

On reflection she may have bee Theresa wood but it was a result of marriage either way

Uren is quite a common surname in Belgium, pronounced OOREN.
Working in Hotels you got the best names:
Mr & Mrs Sowerbutts
Mr & Mrs De'ath - yeah right.

Tony Cocaine
Dracula Chang

Met Willie Fiddler at uni

Just googled bumin anal, and he's not lying its a genuine Turkish name 😀

When I worked in a Uni library we had calling at the front desk:

Richard Head
John Thomas

John was a huge big guy from Papua New Guinea so I had no trouble keeping a straight face, fear saw to that.

I used to work with James bond at work
He was a police officer

Guess what his collar number was

Used to know someone called Ian Mycock, his mothers first name was Pat!

Not rude but funny none the less: Dickon Horsey

There used to be a contractor that sat in the office I'd sometimes frequent called Richard Fiddler. The problem was he preferred to be called Dick.

Absolute genius 😀

It turns out Amegashitsie is a real surname, this despite Deed Poll.

As a teenager a great source of amusement for me was the Crimewatch credits, which included one Dick Pull.

My dad worked with Anthony (Tony) De'ath, and I used to have a guy called Des Lillycrap and a client, used to know John (Johnny) Fiddler and an old work colleague was adamant he went to school with Nesta Crows.

There was a Hammond Pickles in the ex's family somewhere - none of the miserable buggers thought it was remotely amusing though.

Used to deal with a guy called Genius in China. Sadly for comedy he was actually quite clever.

Des Lillycrap

Christopher Lillicrap used to present a kids TV show back in the 80s, some Jackanory rip-off or other.

There was a Hammond Pickles in the ex's family somewhere

Tremendous.

our old (french) french teacher was Miss Patricia Nuss.. yet she always insisted on signing her name "Miss P. Nuss".

i had to deal with a guy called Jürgen Bleibinhaus. his surname: stay-in-haus

Used to call Edinburgh Zoo and ask for Mr C Lion when I was a kid,, ohhh how we laughed.

Mr & Mrs De'ath

I used to know someone called andy de'ath. An utter ****er if ever there was one.

old workmate called campbell baxter, nickname was two soups 🙂

My brother in law is called Chris Peacock, I'm hoping they have a son and call him Drew 😆

Worked with a Tracy E Acup.

Also an Ailsa Craig (small island off the Ayrshire coast).

Once introduced to an Architect called Mr Croch who insisted we call him Dickie !

Another colleague called Mrs Kerr had a son Joseph. But of course, shortened to Joe.

And finally, a customer wearing a celtic FC top. Ask him for his name, and inevitably it's....Walter Smith.

Mrs Kerr had a son Joseph

Not Wayne, then. Or Juan.

Claimant at work had a son called Kuntal Sogi - referred to only as "your son" when I met him..... 😳

Year below me at school had a Mycock and a Hardon.

Year above me had a cracker called Teresa Green

I worked at the beeb in a previous life with John Wayne, Pete Townsend and Michael Jackson.

Sorry for being thick but why is Teresa Green funny? Or are we just listing any old name now? 🙂

Trees Are Green.

Good god man, my gran used to tell that joke, and she's been dead twenty years.

That qualifies as a joke? Crikey some people are easily amused. 😐

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