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Sorry if this has been posted before but its too good to miss.


 
Posted : 27/01/2009 5:36 pm
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Great stuff!

re period pains: "wouldn't it make more sense to say something that's actually pertinent, like 'Put down the Hammer' or 'Vehicular Manslaughter is Wrong'" :o)


 
Posted : 27/01/2009 5:51 pm
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I’ll try and explain how this felt. Imagine being a twelve year old boy Richard. Now imagine it’s Christmas morning and you’re sat their with your final present to open. It’s a big one, and you know what it is. It’s that Goodmans stereo you picked out the catalogue and wrote to Santa about.

Only you open the present and it’s not in there. It’s your hamster Richard. It’s your hamster in the box and it’s not breathing.

Love it


 
Posted : 27/01/2009 9:00 pm
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I know it looks like a baaji but it’s in custard Richard, custard.

LOL!

Has Blu-tone recently flown with Virgin?!??!

I do hope that person got a return flight anywhere on Earth, for that. Simply brilliant.


 
Posted : 27/01/2009 9:46 pm
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Don't know why it's so funny but I ended it with tears streaming down my cheeks! I think the use of photographs really puts you in that economy long-haul seat!


 
Posted : 27/01/2009 10:22 pm