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Sorry if this has been posted before but its too good to miss.


 
Posted : 27/01/2009 6:36 pm
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Great stuff!

re period pains: "wouldn't it make more sense to say something that's actually pertinent, like 'Put down the Hammer' or 'Vehicular Manslaughter is Wrong'" :o)


 
Posted : 27/01/2009 6:51 pm
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Iโ€™ll try and explain how this felt. Imagine being a twelve year old boy Richard. Now imagine itโ€™s Christmas morning and youโ€™re sat their with your final present to open. Itโ€™s a big one, and you know what it is. Itโ€™s that Goodmans stereo you picked out the catalogue and wrote to Santa about.

Only you open the present and itโ€™s not in there. Itโ€™s your hamster Richard. Itโ€™s your hamster in the box and itโ€™s not breathing.

Love it


 
Posted : 27/01/2009 10:00 pm
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I know it looks like a baaji but itโ€™s in custard Richard, custard.

LOL!

Has Blu-tone recently flown with Virgin?!??!

I do hope that person got a return flight anywhere on Earth, for that. Simply brilliant.


 
Posted : 27/01/2009 10:46 pm
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Don't know why it's so funny but I ended it with tears streaming down my cheeks! I think the use of photographs really puts you in that economy long-haul seat!


 
Posted : 27/01/2009 11:22 pm