[Closed] Clooney, noooooooo!!!

i predict this thread lasting ages

It's threads like this that make me realise why there's so few women on this site.

Charming.

He went for brains instead of fluff.

HTH

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He went for brains instead of fluff.

I'm definitely a fluff kinda guy.

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apparently it's completely inferior 'object' when compared with the first 'this'.

[url= http://www.graziadaily.co.uk/LatestIssue ]WEBSITE[/url] for you loddrick!

Or [url= http://www.closeronline.co.uk ]THIS[/url] !

And people wonder why so many women have self image problems.

Part of the problem you are.

The new one has better briefs

I'm confused, both pretty ladies. Do you wish he'd have chosen you?

Still confused.

Yes, it's impossible to understand why Clooney would lower his standards to a mere Oxford-educated international human rights lawyer and activist. What was he thinking?

[url= http://www.thebusinesswomanmedia.com/amal-alamuddin-marries-actor/ ]this is a better spin on the story[/url]

Besides the first lady can't even remember to put her blouse on.

I'm definitely a fluff kinda guy.

The bandages on your knuckles were a giveaway. 🙂

But hey,as long as you are happy.

If I really had to choose based on looks alone I'd still go for the second option, personally.

I'm with George on this one

Well, if it doesn't work out for Stacy Keibler, I'll make myself available. I'm shallow, if I want brains I'll read a book.

OP - remember what I said on Friday regarding your comments on golf? Well, that.

he will have gone for which ever is best in bed I think, it is what I would do

Jesus what a vapid opening post, it's probably trolling but I feel the need to respond just in case it isn't and so that anyone linking to this seeking outrage will see that this drivel isn't representative of STW as a whole.

I think a quick look [url= http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amal_Alamuddin ]HERE[/url]

Will tell you the new Mrs Clooney has got a fair bit going for her to put it mildly.

We all end up crinkly and saggy in the end, so if you're going to choose a life partner you may as well go with the one who you aren't going to run out of things to talk about with in 30 minutes.

The answer to this was nailed in Curb Your Enthusiasm
http://curb-your-enthusiasm.wikia.com/wiki/The_Car_Periscope

OP
Putting the heating on has got you all hot'n'bothered 😉

Well, if it doesn't work out for Stacy Keibler, I'll make myself available.

Not sure you should be comfortable dating any woman who has 'signature moves' listed on Wikipedia.

Whose choice is it, yours OP or Mr Clooney’s ?

I vote jealousy 😛

Who gives a toss seriously!

Edit: he lost his hotness a few years ago, now just looks like an old man. 😐

Obviously good looks make no indication of compatibility and mental well being.

I went to Specsavers yesterday, and I'm pretty sure I'd back George's judgement here.

But Oceans 12? What was he thinking!?

[i]Edit: he lost his hotness a few years ago, now just looks like an old man.[/i]

How dare you objectify men in such degrading terms!!

Seem to be some very "un-Loddrik" type posts today. Has he been hacked?

I'm shallow, if I want brains I'll read a book.

Judging by your OP, I wouldn't choose anything too taxing.

How dare you objectify men in such degrading terms!!

😆 and you should be ashamed of yourself Dez for linking to such saddo mags!

Jeez it seems a very long time ago that GC was in the prog ER. Used to really enjoy that. 🙂

By way of casting the OP into sharp relief:

http://www.thebusinesswomanmedia.com/amal-alamuddin-marries-actor/

[i]and you should be ashamed of yourself Dez for linking to such saddo mags![/i]

Duh! I was recommending them to folk who are into that sort of bollocks!

First one looks like a bit of an ard-faced cah if yer ask me.

Mods on a go slow or something?

Given the general tone of the thread (bar MrWoppits' recent contribution) maybe they're just letting it run it's course?

I struggle with long sentences and there wont be any on this thread will there

😆 Double standards anyone?

He went for brains instead of fluff.

the one who you aren't going to run out of things to talk about with in 30 minutes.

Is she fluff/boring because she is good looking? Do you know this or have you made an assumption?

[i]Part of the problem you are. [/i]

And who are you? Yoda.

[i]I'm with George on this one [/i]
3-some 😯

[i]cinnamon_girl - Member
Who gives a toss seriously!

Edit: he lost his hotness a few years ago, now just looks like an old man.[/i]

C'mon CG, we all get older, for while at least.
😉

Out, before the locke.
😕

To be fair it hasn't turned into whocanpostthemostprovocativepic competitiveness.

No 1 looks like she has a lot more makeup and grooming than no 2.
No2 in the picture looks really attractive and no doubt with the same amount of grooming and styling could be rendered indistinguishable from 1 should that be required.

I have no knowledge of who number 1 is or whether she could hold her own as a human rights lawyer but can see why Clooney went for no 2.

Right, I'll kick it off then.... 😉

Mods on a go slow or something?

As a general rule of thumb, reporting a post / thread is far more effective at bringing an issue to our attention than sitting on the thread whining about how shit the moderators are.

*Likes* Cougar's post 😆

OP.

Of it helps, neither of the pictures you posted are of George Clooney.

His wife looks pretty lovely to me

[img] [/img]

I can only assume the OP is married to a supermodel and he himself is David Gandy???

I actually thought the wedding stuff I saw was proper old school class. A throwback to the glory days of hollywood. Boats down the venice canals was very cool. Big fan of George, would love to have a beer with the guy.

Yeah, I'd boff 'em

Big fan of George, would love to have a beer with the guy.

Sorry to disappoint but he only drinks coffee nowadays.

Disappointing for me as he could have gone for me based on my looks but never based on my brains.

On second thoughts..

I'm just disappointed he didn't choose to marry someone called Mildred.

I hadn't realised until just now that I went to school with her. Well kind of, she went to the girls school and I went to the boys school. She was in the same year and mates with my first ever girlfriend. I hadn't mad the connection before

Anyway, I think they are both lovely

ransos - Member
I'm shallow, if I want brains I'll read a book.
Judging by your OP, I wouldn't choose anything too taxing.

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I'm savingvup to get one like that when I'm in my fifties. How much do you think I'll need?

Villa on Lake Como and a lifetimes supply of Nespresso pods should see you right.

The wedding will be in Birmingham, more miles of canals you know and just as glamorous for a Stourbridge lad 😉

[i] I'm savingvup to get one like that when I'm in my fifties. How much do you think I'll need? [/i]

8.5 inches ?

8.5 inches ?

Way to generalise. Of course, any woman like that is only ever going to be interested in you for your chequebook.

[i] Way to generalise [/i]

[img] [/img]

Who's [i] generalising[/i].

😉

Well Clooney is an ugly ****, with my looks and personality as long as I can afford a few Big Macs and bottle of Lambrusco I think I'll be fine.

We should take advice from somebody who can't even spell the word "went" ?

Loddrik I really hope you are pretty, cos you are not smart.

Just read the link Barney posted above. Wow. I knew she was a pretty accomplished lawyer, but had no idea how accomplished she was. That is one seriously clever woman.

I think the boy Clooney has done alright there. Lucky sod.

He's never had the best taste. Decaprio knows what's up.

Hels, if you're going to be a grammar nazi, it's best to get your own house in order first.

We should take advice from somebody can't even spell the word "went" ?

🙂

*edit - Nice ninja edit there!*

I'd also go for the new Mrs C. That 1st bird reminds me of David Coulthard.

It's heartening to see the cult of the celebrity is still going strong. I hoped the doe-eyed head cocked to one-side royal adulterer kissing the concrete would have been the end of all that bit it seems the public fascination with inanity means there's always another glib faced idol to worship.

the doe-eyed head cocked to one-side royal adulterer kissing the concrete

FFS

MrSmith you do have a way with words!

🙂

Just skim-reading the first few posts. Did the OP say he was a fluff guy? I can only assume that is the male equivalent of, well, err, you know?

FWIW I don't think either of the two women in question are particularly attractive, but that's ok, I doubt they'd get all hot and bothered over a photo of me either.

Well, if it doesn't work out for Stacy Keibler, I'll make myself available. I'm shallow, if I want brains I'll read a book.

Books don't have brains, though, do they?

Rather than [u]reading[/u] said book, you might want to consider starting off with colouring one in.

I bet no.2 doesn't have a bang on a spiff in the back garden.

esselgruntfuttock - Member

I'd also go for the new Mrs C. That 1st bird reminds me of David Coulthard.

I used to know a Swedish girl with jawline stronger than David Coulthard she scared the shite out of me whenever she talked as I kept noticing her jawline moving. 😕

I guess new Mrs C should put on a bit of weight like her sister ... 🙂

wwaswas - Member
I'm just disappointed he didn't choose to marry someone called Mildred.

Like it!
Come on Jamie, knock summink up with this in mind.

crankboy - Member

No 1 looks like she has a lot more makeup and grooming than no 2.

Wait, are you accusing George Clooney of being a paedo?

esselgruntfuttock - Member

That 1st bird reminds me of David Coulthard.

Entirely reasonable, at last count he was the father of 6% of the world's children.